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Creative advertising language (selected 44 sentences)

1, creative advertising language

2. An advertisement for a pawnshop-"Well deserved!"

3, a pharmacy advertisement-"ask for more happiness!"

4. A washing machine advertisement-"A good wife and mother!"

5. An advertisement for a barber shop-"Nothing!"

6. An advertisement for a lime factory-"Starting from scratch!"

7. An advertisement for a jiaozi store-"Everything!"

8. The advertisement of the audio company-"One call and four responses!"

9. The advertisement of a hat company-"Take people by their hats!"

10, a typewriter advertisement-"No fight, no acquaintance!"

1 1. Who says there is only one kind of human beings? -Robot

12, a fire in winter. -"heater advertisement"

13, penniless. -"Shanghai Liangxinji toothbrush advertisement"

14, woman, what do you pursue? -"Advertising for women's cosmetics"

15, an advertisement of a printing company-"Print everything except banknotes."

16, the trip to Wan Li begins with a single step. -Advertisement of Nanjing Leather Shoes Factory

17, directly pull out the "fresh". -"refrigerator advertisement"

18, make the flowers of the motherland more beautiful. -"Children's Wear Advertisement"

19, you can always control the time between coming and going. -"Rolex"

20, indescribable, wash it. -"Jieeryin Washing Liquid Advertisement"

2 1, famous paintings can last forever, and famous wines will soon be extinct. -"Yiyuan izakaya"

22. An advertisement for a sour juice drink-"A little parting is sour, and a happy heart is sweet."

23. A cosmetic advertisement-"Go to' Spot' early, and don't leave' pox'."

24, Didi care, inject your vitality. -Mailuoning Injection

25. Friend, the music is in your pocket. -"Jinjiao brand radio advertisement"

Plants need nutrition, and your skin is no exception. -"Beauty Cream Advertisement"

27. Success needs friends, and Taiwan Certificate sincerely makes friends with you. -"Taiwan Province Securities"

28. In the end, there will be a road and a Toyota. -"Nissan Automobile Advertising"

29. The cowhide is blown up. Please call "Dr. Pi". -"Advertising words of a leather polishing shop"

30. An advertisement in the car showroom-"Always let your driver's license expire before you."

3 1, a road traffic advertisement-"If your car can swim, please don't brake and go straight."

Please don't flirt with the woman who just left our hospital. She may be your grandmother. -Beauty Salon

33. An advertisement for eye drops-"After dropping this eye drop, turn your eyes a few times to make the eye drops spread all over the world."

34. An advertisement of a smoking cessation association-"Never make friends with a woman who smokes unless you are willing to kiss the ashtray!"

35. The advertisement of a flower shop-"The price of roses in our shop is the lowest today, and you can even buy some for your wife."

36. An advertisement for a beauty salon-"Please don't talk to the woman who just walked out of our hospital. She may be your grandmother. "

37. Advertisement of a perfume company-"Our new product is very attractive to the opposite sex, so there is a self-defense teaching material in the bottle."

38. Send money and we will cure your mole sore. You keep the money and your mole. -"American mole sore advertisement"

39. No-smoking advertisement in public places-"Please don't smoke in order to make the carpet have no holes and your lungs have no holes."

40. An advertisement in an optical shop-"Eyes are the windows to the soul. In order to protect your soul, please install glass for your window. "

4 1, a traffic safety advertisement-"Remember, God is not perfect. He has spare parts for cars, but people don't."

42, a new book advertisement-"The author of this book is a millionaire, unmarried, (he wants the heroine described in this novel!"

43. A new book advertisement-"The author of this book is a millionaire, unmarried, and he wants the heroine described in this novel!"

44. A job advertisement-"Look like a young girl, think like an adult man, act like a mature lady, and work like a donkey!"