April Fool's Day prank on bestie, warm text messages

The theme of April Fool’s Day is of course how to “cheat”. The following are the April Fool’s Day deceptive text messages carefully collected and organized by the editor of Study Abroad. I hope you like it! More information is available at Fool’s Day Festival blessing column!

1. The address book is being deleted, all information will be lost, please wait...

2. The horse, it has four legs, the sea, It's all full of water. That idiot looking at his phone is grinning!

3. I'm going to treat you to dinner, do you want to come? Tell me quickly, tell me. After reading the text message, the statute of limitations has expired! Happy April Fool's Day!

4. This is a well-designed text message. Turn your phone upside down and you will see the wonderful patterns... Turning your phone upside down is fun. ?

5. Donor: The color of the underwear you are wearing today is ominous and unlucky, so I hope you will take it off immediately and throw it into the toilet to keep yourself safe. Good, good! Happy April Fool's Day!

6. It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! I'm telling you it's okay! You still press your butt! Happy April Fool's Day!

7. Dasha melon is wet mud, bait is white and black night is wet mud, deep-stem ice wine is wet mud, Lazy Pet is wet mud at night, and the frame is washed If I were to watch Monkey Xi, I would see the mud wet with fragrant wine. If the mud is like cutting a monkey, it will reveal its love, and the chopsticks will be like an apricot tree in the mud. April Fool's Day, do you know my feelings?

8. If I am romantic in my heart, every day is Valentine's Day; if I am grateful, every day is Thanksgiving; if I get up early and stay late, every day is Labor Day; if I can play tricks on you, every day is Labor Day Mardi Gras plus April Fools' Day. Happy April Fool's Day!

9. Lai Toad wanted to chase the swan, but the swan said disdainfully: If I grow up to be like you, I will die long ago. Lai Toad said softly: That pig is still alive and well. After hearing this, the pig said aggrievedly: I was just reading text messages. Who did I offend?

10. I almost forgot what day it is today. If I hadn’t thought of you, I wouldn’t have noticed. of. Days pass day by day, today is a good day for you, don’t forget, today is your holiday, I wish you a happy April Fool’s Day!

11. I have known you so far, and your position in my heart, You should know very well that except for you, everyone else is basically a pile of shit in my eyes, but you are different, because you are... two piles. Happy April Fool's Day!

12. It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! I told you it's okay and you still click What the heck! Happy April Fool's Day!

13. Today is April Fool's Day. If you are not fooled, you are lucky. If you are fooled, you are honored. If you are not fooled, you will feel relieved. If you are fooled, you should be happy. . I wish you can be "foolish" with ease in your work, be "foolishly" capable, live like a "foolish" person, and be a "foolishly" quick fool!

14. A patient with indigestion asked The doctor complained: I have been very abnormal recently. I pooped whatever I ate. I ate cucumbers and pooped cucumbers, and I ate watermelons and pooped watermelons. How can I get back to normal? The doctor was silent for a moment. Then you can only eat poop.

15. China Mobile Communications users: Due to network debugging recently, if your mobile phone has no signal or cannot be connected, please slam your mobile phone on the ground as hard as you can, and the mobile phone will recover after several times. normal. Happy April Fool's Day!

16. Dear user: Your mobile phone now has the cash withdrawal function. You only need to take out the SIM card and insert it into the cash machine. If the cash machine does not accept business, please use Smash the cash machine with your cell phone! Happy April Fool's Day!

17. There has been a lot of buzz recently, and the planned plan to rob the bank has been postponed. The boss tells you not to act rashly to avoid arousing police suspicion. Waiting for notification of specific hands-on time. Remember! Happy April Fool's Day!

18. Dear mobile users, your mobile phone number has won the first prize in our city's prize-based online activity. The prize is 10,000 yuan. Please hold **** to Collect it at any bank, password: Do not move. Happy April Fool's Day!

19. When the wolf came, the pig's nest was in chaos. Mother Pig arranged for the big pig to block the door and the second pig to block the windows! When she saw the little pig, the mother pig got angry. He yelled: Third brother, don’t read the text message! You have a lot of meat, go out and lure the wolf away. Happy April Fool's Day!

20. No matter how high the sky is, how deep the sea is, how hard the steel is, how strong the wind is, how long the feet are, how wide the river is, how strong the wine is, how cold the ice is, how hot the fire is... I just want to tell you that this is none of your business! Happy April Fools' Day!