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Recall, how did your boyfriend seduce you in the first place?

It's a long story. He was my back desk. At that time, he was too young to understand. He played poker in class all day, and the teacher didn't care much about you, so he let himself go. However, although he played poker in class, my final exam results were still very good. ?

At this time, the key point came. When the final exam results came out, he asked me how many places I had taken the exam. After knowing my ranking, he used all his Chinese skills to praise my intelligence and even Baidu. Naturally, the result is very clear. Our chat is very pleasant, and I am also happy to talk endlessly with friends who blow rainbow fart to you like this, so that the pleasant chat lasts for a whole holiday.

We have changed from simple classmates to good friends who talk about everything. At this time, another routine comes. Because I live on campus, I am too lazy to get up in the morning. When I get up in the morning, I often wash my face and go straight to the classroom. At this time, he was a little unkind to the weasel to pay a New Year call to the chicken, and offered to bring me breakfast. The most important thing was that I didn't need money, so I agreed. At a young age, I couldn't recognize the intention of the bad guys.

So I embarked on the road of looking for breakfast in the table every morning. At this time, the situation was very clear. There is an old saying in China that eating people's mouths is short, and people are soft. Sure enough, there is nothing wrong with it. After that, the food was sent to our table bag by bag. After that, he confessed, and we just let nature take its course.

The conclusion is that girls must control their mouths, and don't be confused by some snacks. If you really can't control your mouth, then you will get a sweet love, which is so sweet.