Chinese homophonic funny couplets

On Chinese homophonic interesting couplets

No matter in school or in society, when it comes to couplets, everyone is certainly familiar with them. In the process of its own development, couplets have absorbed the characteristics of ancient poems, essays, lyrics and songs. What kind of couplets are classics? The following are Chinese homophonic funny couplets I compiled for reference only. Welcome to reading.

The sea of homophonic interest in Chinese couplets 1 is falling towards North Korea.

The clouds are getting longer and longer.

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Pronunciation: tide, tide, tide.

Pronunciation: clouds rise, grow, grow and disappear.

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Wine without soup is hot.

There are no car fans in the hall.

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Read "Tang" and "Tang" before reading couplets.

Read "Fan" after the second couplet.

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The first part: Sinan women go to Tongren.

Bottom line: the chef will come.

Note: This couplet was written by Wu Jinsan in Qing Dynasty. His friend's trip refers to a Sinan woman who went to Tongren, homophonic: thinking about men and women going with people; Jin San pointed to the chef who served the food.

The chef who came here was originally from Shangcai, and later lived in Huili. He often goes back and forth between these two places. Homonym: The chef who served the food stewed carp.

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Part I: Wheat seeds are irrigated in heavy rain.

Bottom line: Tian He in the dry highlands must do it.

Note: this homonym is summer heavy rain; Mozi philosopher in the Spring and Autumn Period (Mai and Homophony); Guan Zhong: a figure in the Spring and Autumn Period; Gaudi: Emperor Gaozu Liu Bang; Tian He: Yi was a great scholar in the early Han Dynasty.

Division; Bigan: Minister of Shang and Zhou Dynasties.

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Part I: Agate is not a horse brain.

Bottom line: Ji Lang is not a wolf liver.

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Part I: How beautiful are flowers like lotus flowers?

Bottom line: Berries are more sour than plums.

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Part I: xixi Xixi Xixi Xi.

Bottom line: You can swim in the right skunk.

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Part one: Chickens are eager to eat beans.

Bottom line: the summer sun shines on the beam.

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Part I: Mud, fertilizer and grain are still thin.

Bottom line: short nights are long.

Note: This couplet is homophonic' Ni Fei monk is thin'; Ghost short hag long'.

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Part one: watch plum blossoms sweep the snow.

Bottom line: the mountains are dancing and flowing.

Note: the beauty of this couplet lies in its urgent reading, such as the scale:' dolemi fasolasi'. The next couplet reads the numbers in dialect: "1234567".

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Part 1: The baby dug the frog out of the tile.

Part II: Mom scolded the horse for eating hemp.

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Part I: Good reading is not good reading.

Bottom line: A good book is not a good book.

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The first part: Visit the West Lake, lift the tin pot, put it down and cherish it.

Part two: Go to Xishan, take clothes to Xishan and cherish good clothes.

The bottom line: every Jiazi adds a family member, and meets Jiazi's family member.

Xinlian: Nine years later, the wine bowl was lifted and lost (heartlessly).

Xinlian: shoot a child's eye over a child's eye rock, kill a child's eye rock, pain, how about a child's eye (heartless)

Xinlian: Beijing offers platinum, and Beijing receives 100 kg of platinum (original)

Note: Jiuwan: Jiuwanxi of Three Gorges.

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Part I: The sea is falling towards the north and south.

The bottom line is: clouds are long, long, long, long.

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Part I: Long, long, long, long.

Downstream: line, line, line, line.

Note: Part I, Part III, Part V and Part VI are often read. Read one with two, four and seven words.

Read hang with one, three, five and six words. Read xing with two, four and seven words.

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The first part: The boy hit the tung tree, and the tung tree fell down, and the boy was happy.

Downward; Daughter-in-law was carrying a tin pot, and the tin pot leaked. Daughter-in-law was angry.

Downward; The monk stood by the river, the river collapsed and the monk ran away.

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The first part: Hungry chickens steal rice, while children beat them.

Downward; The summer mouse cools the beam and the guest coughs.

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The first part: Li hits carp, carp sinks to the bottom, and Li sinks carp floats.

Downward; The wind blows the bees, and the bees pounce on the ground. The wind stops the bees from flying.

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Part One: Jia Dao is drunk, but he is not faking it.

Downward; Liu Ling drinks without leaving any change.

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The first part: rain hits the beach, sinks an island and arranges an island.

Downward; The wind blows the candle, and half of it flows and half stays.

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The first part: the commander burns paper, and the paper ash flies to the commander's head.

Downward; Write it in your stomach, and your stomach will be full.

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The first part: the shepherd boy cut wood, and the wood hit the shepherd boy in the eye.

Downward; Burning coal to Mei, the coal stained Xiang Mei's eyebrows.

The homophonic taste of Chinese characters in the second couplet: Pu Yetao leaves grape leaves, herbaceous woody.

Bottom line: plum blossom, osmanthus rose, spring fragrance and autumn fragrance.

The first part: Who pities widows when the first frost comes?

Part II: Jade Valley in Grain Rain, I cherish my girl's loneliness and cold.

Part I: The pagoda has six or seven floors, and it accommodates cranes.

Bottom line: The book has 12 pages, in which the spring and autumn are recorded.

New couplet: four or five strokes of genealogy, written to Laozi. (heartless)

Part one: Phoenix falls on the buttonwood.

The original pair: the perfect combination of pearls and jade.

Wulian: The boat goes with the waves, and the waves go with the boat.

The first part: Quxi Ququ dragon playing in the water.

Bottom line: Longpu, Longlong, Phoenix, Zanhua.

Part I: Pine leaves, bamboo leaves and green leaves.

Part two: autumn sound, wild goose sound and cold sound.

Part one: the dragon is angry with the wind and waves.

True: Moonlight shoots water and water shoots the sky.

Wulian: Mountain falls into the sea.

The first part: Where can the lotus be inserted when the monk crosses the river?

Part II: Assistant Minister travels around the world. Who planted persimmon trees in front of him?

Xinlian: The members are deeply impressed, and the prestige on their faces is outrageous! (heartless)

Part one: What is a director, what is a director and why?

The first part: Mr. Mo grinds ink, and Mr. Mo splashes ink.

Bottom line: one incense burns coal, and the coal explodes one incense and two eyebrows.

Bottom line: The shepherd boy cut wood, and the wood hurt the shepherd boy's eyes.

Part one: Confucius was born in the last year of the Zhou Dynasty.

Downward; Light dance (martial arts) began in Hanzhong.

Part I: Lotus (lotus seed) is bitter in heart.

Downward; Pear (pear) has abdominal acid.

Part One: Spiders under the eaves are full of secrets.

Bottom line: Earthworms are full of mud in front of the court.

Part I: Rain and ash piled up into (old) pockmarked seeds.

Bottom line: The wind blows lotus leaves like turtles.

The first part: the dog is eating bones (monks) by the river.

Downward; Poems by Shui Dongpo (corpse).

Part I: A goat went up the mountain, and the mountain touched the goat's foot, baa baa.

Bottom line: Buffalo in water, buffalo horn, Cleisthenes moo.

Xinlian: Flower cats play with flowers, flowers are fascinated by cat's eyes, and meow meow.

Part 1: The dog pressed garlic on the dog's teeth.

Bottom line: cockscomb flowers, cockscomb flowers.

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