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Comparison between Yi Jianlian and Yao Ming

1. Appearance

Yao Ming: 4 points Yi Jianlian: 5 points

This is a very difficult evaluation, which is almost equivalent to asking you to compete with Yang Er Choose one between Che Namu and Bai Ling to be your wife. There are millions of Yao fans in China, and they often make some shocking conclusions. For example, Yao Ming's dominance is comparable to O'Neal. In the 1990s, Yao Ming could be as famous as the four major centers. Give Yao Ming a Kobe and he can win. Move the earth and so on, but I have never heard anyone say crazy, "Yao Ming is so handsome and cool! I can't do it anymore!".

Despite this, Yao Ming could have defeated Yi Jianlian in appearance. He is "seven feet long, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, a broad face and a majestic appearance." Just change "seven" to "eight" and it will be the description of Zhao Yun in "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms". You can't say that Zhao Yun is not as handsome as a guy with a face longer than a donkey. Unfortunately, Yao Ming has a very fatal flaw: he looks too much like Li Yuchun. This directly led to his failure in this competition.

2. Eloquence

Yao Ming: 9 points Yi Jianlian: 4 points

The gap is huge. Yao Ming is almost the most eloquent athlete in the history of China. He can chat, quarrel and curse in Mandarin, Shanghainese and English proficiently. His only weakness is that he is not as good as Deng Yaping and Li Ning in terms of long speeches and official expressions. His thinking and language during interviews are different. He often uses some Americanized sentence patterns and rhetorical questions, which sounds like he is speaking English in Chinese - a little deliberate, but at least a little humorous.

As for Yi Jianlian, his eloquence is as good as that of most Chinese Super League players. He kept saying "I played well today", "Basically performed at my level", "Play well in the end and try to win". Waiting for nonsense, the listener will find it boring and wish he could buy a copy of "Primary School Chinese" as a gift.

3. Women

Yao Ming: 10 points Yi Jianlian: 10 points

Everyone admits that Yao Ming is a peerless good man who is almost extinct. Kind, docile, successful, and rich, the important thing is that there is only one woman in his life, Ye Li - well, there is also Fang Fengdi, who is very dedicated and has never been involved in scandals. In order to reward him, God will definitely make his married life happy.

In this regard, Yi Jianlian took a completely different route from Yao Ming. Since this person became famous, he has been changing women like a horse, Liu Wenwen, Li Yahong, Liu Yifei, Shi Yanfei, Dai Feifei, Big Baboon - sorry, the last one was wrong. In short, he likes women with the sound "Fei" in their names. It seems that Li Yapeng must be more vigilant. All in all, although Yi Jianlian is not married yet, his experience with women is already a hundred times better than Yao Ming's, so the two are tied in this category.

4. Talent

Yao Ming: 6 points Yi Jianlian: 6 points

Obviously, both of them have no talent at all in singing, dancing, painting and playing the piano, but They all found new ways and developed a good connotation. Yao Ming's greatest talent is playing games. He has a wide range of interests and is especially good at CS. It is said that when the network is smooth, he can almost get a headshot. Later, he switched to playing WOW. Rumor has it that his main account is Troll Thief, but his ID is unknown. Considering the intensity of NBA games and training, Yao Ming's online time must be limited, and he is mostly dressed in green, or simply an RMB player.

Yi Jianlian’s talent is rather special. In addition to the woman just mentioned, his real secret is said to be "Fire Escape? Time Travel? Change". He can travel back and forth between 1984 and 1987 at will, which is really cool and enjoyable, and enviable.

5. Career

Yao Ming: 7 points Yi Jianlian: 2 points

This is a disappointing topic for both of them. Yao Ming has been in the NBA for seven years, and only this year has he broken through the first round of the playoffs. As he grows older and suffers from injuries, the championship trophy in Yao Ming's sight has become increasingly blurred. Of course, no matter what, Yao Ming is still a center in the league's top three lineups, an unbeatable All-Star, and a top-paid player. Even though he has never won a championship in his life, he is still ahead by a wide margin compared to Yi Jianlian, who is always wandering between the main force and the bench. A few light years.

As for the CBA career, yes, both of them have won championships and MVPs, and they are both the undisputed No. 1 brother of the team. But Yao Ming's status in the CBA is absolutely superior to others. Even if he is placed in the Shennongjia team, he can become a strong contender for the championship. As for Yi Jianlian, is he really the best player in the CBA? If you replace him with a CBA all-star insider, will it be impossible for Guangdong to get the Supreme Tripod?