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Opening slogan of Hefei No.1 Middle School Park
After the results of the senior high school entrance examination come out, the first thing to do when you come to Unity is military training. Military training is hard, but it is also very interesting. It should be pointed out that:
1. Because military training clothes should be worn every day, if you want to wash sweaty clothes every day, you must wring them out and dry them, otherwise you will wear wet clothes the next day.
2. Each company has several seniors or sisters, all of whom are carefully selected by the school. Nature is excellent, and you can learn a lot by getting along well with them.
3. For the students recruited by themselves, most of them will not be assigned to the same class after a company friend during military training, so we should cherish the short military training time with them, and some people will not easily see it in the next three years.
bedroom
1. On the issue of bathing, first of all, the school bathhouse is open every Tuesday (it is open every day during military training), but there are some uncomfortable places when going to the bathhouse to wash (for example, there are too many people and there is not enough shower, for example, you can wash in the dormitory after washing), but building 1234 has its own bathroom, but building 567 does not. According to experience, most of the people living in Building 567 are boys, so boys can only choose the balcony or the bathroom on the floor to take a bath in the dormitory.
Every dormitory has air conditioning, but it doesn't last long.
There are many mosquitoes in the dormitory downstairs, so it is necessary to install mosquito nets in summer, and there is no need to make a fuss if spiders appear occasionally.
4. Pay attention to the transparent glass door of the balcony. People often run into it.
Drawers are easy to break, so be careful not to put anything too heavy.
6. Emergency lights and mobile phones are hidden, and the school will check them irregularly. If it is confiscated, it will be taken back after graduation. There will be rumors about the detector during the inspection.
study
1. If the classes are divided into classes, we have two super-long classes of math and science (which should be the experimental class of science as you said, but we retake the exam before school starts, and you seem to take the exam directly according to your grades), two Chinese-Australian English classes (which seem to be gone in the next two sessions), 10 self-recruited classes, and 26 Hefei classes (later merged).
2. Special classes of mathematics and science. After the school starts, teachers of mathematics and science begin to train people for competitions in various subjects. Remember, you don't have to take part in the competition when you enter the math and science specialty class, but if you choose the competition, you should carefully analyze the advantages and disadvantages of your own discipline and try to concentrate on one or two disciplines (of course, if you can, apply for more science first), but you can't let go of other disciplines. Finally, there is a walking test (not just the one who participated in the competition). One person in our class failed in the second national examination, and students in ordinary classes can also participate in the competition and selection.
For students who decide to study science, they don't have to spend too much time on politics and history (of course, the liberal arts is the other way around), as long as they listen carefully in class and finish their basic homework. After all, it's easy to get an A in the exam.
other
1. Because I have lived on the first floor for three years, I have no right to speak, but the scene of waiting in line for the elevator every day is really terrible. I suggest you take more stairs.
2. Regarding the issue of school selection fee, our term is 3,000 yuan per semester, and the 2065,438+02 sessions should be gone after the school selection is cancelled.
3. Regarding the information contest, there is indeed an information contest in oneness, but it seems that it all started from junior high school. I'm afraid it's impossible to register for high school again.
As for associations, there are many associations in the unity. You can choose which one you like to join. Of course, you can't just join one. For example, I joined the football club and the astronomy club.
When we were freshmen and sophomores, there would be an animation club showing movies in the amphitheatre on weekends, but now it seems that there is no such thing.
6. The canteen, anyway, I don't think it's as delicious as the food at home, but my friend 168 said that the two-in-one canteen is delicious (comparison 168).
7. There are many basketball courts in No.1 Middle School, which is very good, but there are also many players, so it is difficult to grab the court.
8. The football field in No.1 Middle School is good, but it is plastic instead of turf. After the fight, the shoes are full of black plastic particles.
9. I used to go to the top of the experimental building to blow air and endorse, but unfortunately it is closed now, but the top of the administrative building can still go up. In addition, the top of the administrative building can be seen from the top of the experimental building, so students should pay attention to their own safety.
In fact, there are still many bugs and interesting things in unity, so you can find them yourself.
However, please don't forget what you are here for!
I wish you all a happy life in one year and three years.
Ps: Study hard this summer vacation. There are still many things waiting for you in high school (this was told to me by my senior during military training three years ago).
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You asked me why Kim always celebrated the first grade, why he was ranked first in NATO, and why Guanghua dropped 60 points to admit him. I want to tell you that he was studying when you were in love, and his goal has always been Peking University Guanghua. You said that youth should not be wasted on books, but now you are in senior three, only 74 days away from the first turning point in your life. You are still decadent and celebrate casually. You recite in class at six every morning. You are not a rich second generation official. You can't even find one. How can you succeed without hard work? What makes you successful? What do you mean?
Why do you think Li Qifeng was admitted to China media for such difficult photography? I want to say that Li Qifeng really worked hard to take pictures and studied hard for his photography dream. Why don't you work hard?
You asked me why my deskmate often passed 10,800 written tests all over the country, but I watched her study hard by my side every day, and her data piled higher than mine. Let me ask you, why don't you work hard?
You mean Bill Gates dropped out of school, so college is useless. You said that ability is above everything else, and nerds are idiots. Did it ever occur to you that Bill dropped out of Harvard? If you drop out of Harvard, I'll slap myself. The key is that you don't face the reality and make excuses yourself. Is it really a person? ! Unity never finds fault with others, which is why unity is so magical. You're just weak. You're just afraid that you won't do well in the exam. You can't even admit your mistake. You have the nerve to look down on others.
Who do you think you are if you don't work hard When others praise you for your cleverness, you are complacent. You can tell others happily that I didn't fail the exam. I just haven't tried hard yet. So when are you going to work hard? Senior year? Or can you make up for it when you get to the society and others get rich?
This is a good opportunity to change yourself, so why not cherish it. Even those who go abroad, they practice their spoken English by leaning back words every day. Powerful people in any field pay much more than others. You are not qualified to look down on people who work hard for yourself, because you don't even have your own dreams and waste your youth every day.
Timid people timid people bury their dreams in their hearts and are unwilling to pay. Are you waiting for a pie to fall from the sky?
Everyone takes a different path. I will try my best to do well in the college entrance examination, and no one has the right to look down on me. Whatever you choose, you should do it well. It's really sad that some people don't do well in exams, do things well, and are still awesome every day.
I sometimes wonder what would happen if I didn't come back from Guangzhou, and what would happen if I went to Feixi in my sophomore year instead of studying in No.50 Middle School? I will definitely not be in No.1 Middle School. What would I have done if I had gone to Hongzhi class at 168 instead of insisting on drawing lots? Will I be a real scholar there? I insisted on gambling, so I came to No.1 Middle School. If I had been decadent again and again, I would not have entered this key class. Now it must be another situation. If I hadn't been in charge of the football club in high school, I wouldn't have met so many people and learned so much. Life is like this, a little bit can change your life trajectory.
After the college entrance examination, everyone went their separate ways. Can people who go to Tsinghua be the same as those who go to Jianghuai College? I'm not saying that Jianghuai College can't produce an elite, but who can be sure of it? The environment is completely different, the life is completely different, and the people you contact are completely different. Many of my friends have poor grades, but at least they are awesome enough to create their own future, such as Li Qifeng and Ma Tianyi. The so-called life depends on who I meet. I just want to miss this opportunity. I also told Li Gang that when I don't want to drink with you ten years later, all I hear is regret why I didn't work harder.
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