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What is the full version of car brand jingle?

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Mercedes-Benz is a famous brand, and high-grade is beyond doubt; Poor after-sales service, deserved to be smashed;

Alto is practical, the horsepower is not enough, and the walking is ok. It is forbidden to drive in Guangzhou and Shanghai.

Geely is ridiculous, with a big tone, difficult development and no comfort;

The mulberry car is old-fashioned, the spare parts are cheap, the response is slow, and it is only a matter of time before it is updated;

Polo is too expensive, advanced in technology, good in appearance, and fuel-saving is certain;

Fukang is reliable, outlets are everywhere, the price is moderate, and three boxes are redundant;

Sail is oil-burning, flexibility aside, safety is ok, and the width is too narrow;

Jetta has strong power, rustic appearance, fast speed and large sales volume; ?

Chery is independent, with many faults and loud noise, which needs improvement;

Buick is gorgeous, its failures are constant, and the United States is very cunning, so it doesn't cheat. ?

Guangben is exquisite, bullish, the output is not enough, and the price is far away;

Li Xia GM, affordable, 2000 is good, the ass is too high;

The red flag is the quintessence of the country, and all these are combined. The brand is ours, and the core is others'.

Audi is advanced, the improvement is redundant, the official car is sure, and A4 is expected; ?

There are seven long rivers, which are suitable for home use, ugly in appearance and backward in technology.

Bluebird is fine, but there are not many problems. There are not enough domestic products, so we have to buy imported ones.

Japanese cars are exquisite, fuel-efficient and desirable, with the advantage of practicality and the disadvantage of thin skin;

German cars are advanced, safe and reliable, consistent in reliability and average in fuel consumption;

British cars are expensive, frequent failures, luxurious interiors and scary prices;

French cars are romantic, iron dragons are weak, Renault is outdated, Peugeot is enterprising;

Italian cars are very strong, but their performance is unstable, the price of used cars has fallen, and their reputations are different;

American cars are atmospheric, eating oil naturally, making obvious progress, and the gap is not small;

Swiss cars are sturdy, the route is conservative, the anti-collision is a tank, and the user is going downhill;

Korean cars are economical, civilian in grade, attractive in price and soft in characteristics.

2. Version 2

Buick is heavy, Lexus meat, Ford loves broken shafts, Mercedes-Benz accessories make people worry, and Volkswagen burns engine oil. ?

Maintenance fee, Audi is very expensive, Nissan's shell is brittle, Peugeot is black everywhere, and Suzuki has retreated. ?

Big Jaguar, high fuel consumption, modern and light, Chevrolet likes Hu, BMW likes burning. ?

The nouveau riche, Land Rover and Honda are stagnant, and Toyota can't stop them. ?

Mazda, noisy, diaosi loves KIA, Volkswagen plays Skoda to death, another Jetta. ?

Citroen, which has a fit, has the most authentic chassis, and the red flag is just red in Cadillac's price reduction.

3. Version 3

Diaosi costume B has three treasures, Basso k5 Mai Rui Bao!

There are three kinds of crispy stuffing, Accord Teana Camry!

There are three old technologies behind, Reiz c5 and Liu Ma!

100-meter acceleration three princes, Regal cc Mondeo!

Angry Three Musketeers Burning Oil, Magotan Haorui Passat!

High-end atmospheric grade, C-class 3 series length A4!

Low-key luxury has connotation, Phaeton A8 red shirt!

A large number of patriots, Geely Great Wall BYD!

Three-piece set of local tyrants, songs and poems of the Duke of Crown!

People are stupid and have three more cars, Ling Zhiying flying and Acura!

All kinds of demolition funds have arrived, and A6 Land Rover is really arrogant!

It's up to you, T T cayenne Mini!

The dream of luxury car depends on Zotye, the problem is that it is one!

Finally, don't forget Chery. You must wait in line for the car to be repaired.

4. Version 4

Famous brand Mercedes-Benz, high-end, no doubt, poor after-sales, deserved to be smashed.

Practical Alto, short board pavement, suitable for walking, no self-driving in Guangzhou and Shanghai.

Domestic Geely, amazing tone, rapid development and poor comfort!

Santana is old, the parts are cheap, the response is slow, and it will be updated sooner or later!

POLO is too expensive, advanced in technology, exquisite in appearance and good at saving fuel!

Reliable Fukang, outlets everywhere, moderate price, the best hatchback!

Sail burning oil, extremely flexible, safe and reliable, too narrow and difficult to hurt people!

Powerful Jetta, simple appearance, acceleration lever, large quantity!

Self-owned Chery, repair the car in line, the whole car is noisy, I hope to improve!

Style Buick, making trouble, American cunning, making money first!

Exquisite and extensive, full of bullishness, insufficient production capacity and excessive price increase!

Li Xia, the magic car, is economical, value for money, and has a big waist!

National quintessence red flag, buying combination, brand made in China, the core is foreigners!

Advanced Audi, redundant improvement, official car favorite, A4 civilian!

Seven Changhes, suitable for home use, ugly in appearance and backward in technology!

The high-end crown can only be seen, but I don't want it in my life, just because it is too expensive!

5. Version 5

Downhill does not exceed Camry, uphill does not follow Highlander.

Manipulating Mazda king, thin skin and big stuffing.

Volkswagen's logo is worth 30,000 pounds, and Honda's parity is also full of money.

GM wants to drop 30,000, while Kia Hyundai is too ordinary.

Calculate Toyota carefully, and the legal system is dying.