A funny joke about "Banlangen"

1, Tang poetry and Song poetry Banlangen till, I raise my glass, ask the bright moon and drink Banlangen. Ten years of life and death, Banlangen, unforgettable. In the sky, it used to be a wing bird, on the ground, I would like to be Banlangen! If you never leave, I am Banlangen; Oh, let a spiritual person take risks in his favorite place and have another cup of Radix Isatidis; Wish people a long time, with Banlangen; Riding a princess and laughing in the world of mortals, no one knows it's Banlangen ... Please add. ...

2. Why not give the chicken Banlangen?

Xiao Ming screamed and watched the dog run over by ruthless wheels. He looked at the dog on the ground and cried his eyes out. An uncle squeezed into the crowd and poured all the water in his cup on the dog's body. Xiao Ming was about to get angry when he saw the dog turn over! Xiaoming held the resurrected dog in his arms and burst into tears: "How did you do it?" He suddenly smelled the familiar smell on the dog and cried in surprise: "It's Banlangen! Banlangen! " @ Vanity Boy

A few years later, if someone recalls the spring of 20 13, it will probably start with this: that year, it rained for 7749 days in Guangzhou, and there were 7749 days of smog in the air in Beijing. Shanghai people concentrate on killing chickens in the whole city, and dead pigs go down the Huangpu River. In this way, the person I love came back from Sanya. @ivanzhai

I have told you many times that Banlangen is useless. The mechanism of preventing and treating virus has not been scientifically proved, but there are records of clearing heat and detoxifying in ancient books. In fact, it will also cause unpredictable toxicity to the human body, so how ridiculous those who rob Banlangen are! The really effective prevention method is to write "I won't get sick ~" on yellow paper with vermilion pen, then burn it to ashes and rush into the water to drink it.

6. According to experts, the sparrow falling from the tree is indeed related to the dead pig that floated in before, but please rest assured that the country is just playing the big game of angry birds @ Jingjing Jingjing Jingjing Jingjing Jingjing Jingjing Jingjing Jingjing 2

7. A: I heard that the latest H7N9 is very powerful! What kind of mobile phone is that?

8. "Is it a bit bad to eat chicken feet with pickled peppers because of the recent bird flu?" -"it doesn't matter, this is last year. There was no bird flu last year. " -"well, that makes sense. 9. SARS ten years ago, bird flu ten years later. Ten years ago, the Pearl River Delta, ten years later, the Yangtze River Delta. 10 years ago was delayed, and 10 years later is still delayed. Concealed ten years ago, and continued to conceal ten years later. Banlangen ten years ago, Banlangen ten years later. Ten years ago, experts talked nonsense, and ten years later, experts talked nonsense again. Ten years, nothing has changed, nothing has changed. Turning around and returning to the original point, we are as stupid as donkeys.

10, a panacea for all kinds of poisons in martial arts novels, whether it's iceberg snow lotus, jet intermittent cream, white jade bear gall pill ... In fact, the truth is that their core components are boards! Blue! Root!

1 1, Banlangen vs H7N9, referred to as BVH, was released in Shanghai and its surrounding areas at the end of March 20 13. Players can quickly and effectively block the invasion of H7N9 by brewing various Banlangen to switch different functions. Different viruses and different ways of playing constitute many different game modes, and obstacles such as government, experts and citizens increase the challenge of the game. Welcome to the major pharmacies to download. Ronaldinho and himself

12, ten years. Who did you go with during SARS ten years ago? Who is accompanying you this year with H7N9? Everything is changing, but the same thing is ... Banlangen! @ jingjing jingjing

13, q: how to prevent smog? Expert: Try to stay at home and don't open the window. Q: How to prevent bird flu? Expert: Open more windows for ventilation. . . Damn it, it's all dead anyway.

14, it seems that if I don't let a chicken into the school, the school won't close! ! ! ~

15, it rains a lot during the Qingming Festival, so please drink Banlangen when you go out; If relatives and friends in Luoyang ask each other, please send a pack of Radix Isatidis. Peach Blossom Lake is deeper than thousands of feet, not as good as a bag of Banlangen; Neither of us is happy-forever is old, let's buy Banlangen.

16, ten years later, the virus changed, but Banlangen resolutely participated. .