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Happy Valentine's Day, how are you spending it?
Valentine's Day
1. Send postcards (suitable for those in long-distance relationships). First, you can send an email or call all your friends and ask them to send you a postcard from their own city. Send a postcard to your girlfriend (of course the postcard should have a local scenic spot) with a local postmark, and then design your own blessings or ask your friends to write their best wishes for you on the postcard, from the local area Sent by post office. Imagine that during Valentine's Day, hundreds of blessings are flying from all corners of the world... On February 14th, you secretly fly to her side and send her the last postcard from your city... It must be very touching
2. During Valentine's Day, you can wholesale some roses and sell them in the bustling city center. The roses can be sold cheaper, but every time you sell a rose, you have to ask the buyer The person who gave the flowers asked for a blessing for you two, and asked the person who bought the flowers to write it on paper. This way you can not only make money, but also collect everyone’s blessings for you, and finally give the blessings to her...
3. On Valentine’s Day, write a love letter and hang it up to her window with a helium balloon (of course, provided she can see it and is at home)
4. Scan a picture of your hand, then send the picture to her via email, and then comment next to the picture: Do you want to hold my hand? If she answers yes, then you should ring her bell immediately. Appear in front of her and hold her hand...
5. The student party can't afford "Crazy Love", but we can buy a derivative of a mobile phone and give her a "Crazy Love" mirror. , there is a card included in the box, which says "In this mirror, you will see the face of the most beautiful girl in the world"
6. You can go to photo production websites such as 56.com. Make a rotating Rubik's cube with her photos on it, and then copy the link address to your space homepage. On Valentine's Day, she accidentally enters your space and sees your space homepage on the rotating Rubik's Cube. They are all pictures of her. I've done this post, it's not difficult, and it looks pretty good. I'll use Nike's photo as an example. Let's take a look...
7. There is nothing more rewarding than cooking dinner for your loved ones. What a happy thing. However, my cooking skills are limited, and it seems a bit difficult to make delicious food. I suggest that friends with good cooking skills can try to make a chocolate house by themselves. The template of the house and chocolate and other materials are all sold online.
8. Buy a big red card and make 999 of them. Write her name on it, or your mood every day, write different words such as "I love you", and draw pictures. Into heart shape. If you have time, I suggest you draw a caricature of the two of you. You can say, I don't have a lot of money and can't afford 999 roses, but I can write your name on a card as red as the roses and also write it in my heart. You can count the number of cards with her, but don't let her see what's written on them first. After counting 999, let her turn them out and look at them one by one.
9. Prepare a piece of paper and some colored crayons. Use colored crayons to draw two cute children holding hands and a smiling sun on the paper (preferably an innocent children's style), and mark your names. Draw a heart-shaped I love you. Put this painting into an envelope, affix a stamp, and mail it to your girlfriend's company or home. (Suitable for those who are interested in painting!)
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10. Select classic quotes from when you two were together. , one for you and one for each other, arranged alternately, use your favorite paper (black hard cardboard is recommended!) to print and bind it into a unique booklet, design the cover yourself, and handwrite the title page with someone's signature.
11. You can buy a magic bracelet (all sold at street stalls, about 3 or 5 yuan!). The magic bracelet you choose must be decorated with 14 or more small charms. If 14 days are not enough, you can choose the date of your anniversary or a meaningful number y. Remove all the small charms from the bracelet and hide them.
In the first 14 days of early February, let your girlfriend "accidentally" discover a small ornament every day. Until Valentine's Day, you give this bracelet and the remaining charms to your girlfriend.
12. Create a love video clip, using some collected photos of you two, a few ticket stubs from tourist attractions together, and small things that are commemorative to you. Use these things to structure it, add some narration to form a three-part narrative, and you can make a video.
13. I remember that when I was young, I bought a tree with the person I liked for about ten yuan. You don’t have to plant it yourself, someone else will plant it for you, but the name of the buyer will be on the tree. It seems like there is this activity in the park. During Valentine's Day, go to the park with your lover and buy a tree. Every year on your anniversary, lean next to the tree you planted, have a drink together, and tell her, "How much you love her, your love is also It will grow as strong as a tree.”
14. If you plan to go out on Valentine’s Day but don’t know where to go! I suggest you play an “adventure game” with your dear one. The rules are as follows: Set the timer on your phone to count down for 20 minutes. Next, ask your partner to choose a number between 5 and 10. Suppose she chooses the number 7. Then give her a coin and tell her to toss the coin every time she passes the seventh intersection. If it's heads up, turn left; if tails are up, turn right. When the 20-minute countdown ends, you all wander around the neighborhood. Maybe you will find that this is a place you have never been to before. This experience will be something she will never forget. Very interesting, unknown and adventurous, romantic and exciting without spending money.
15. This article is suitable for those who have a certain financial ability and already have a car! You can fill the trunk of the car with helium balloons . (Since there is no helium machine, you can discuss with the balloon seller on the roadside and let him inflate it for you) Then drive to the countryside for a walk. The most ideal location is one with clear air, clear sky, and beautiful scenery. Get out of the car and pretend to start your hike. Make sure she's closer to the car than you are, then throw her the keys and ask her to help you find your jacket in the trunk while you bend down and pretend to tie your shoes. When she opens the trunk of the car, the balloon is released. You can also place a "Happy Valentine's Day" sign in the trunk so that it will be visible when the trunk is opened. Note that it is a helium balloon, not a hydrogen balloon. Hydrogen is dangerous, and helium can also rise!!!
16. Take photos of every store you have visited together and send them together. Her!
17. This article is suitable for long-distance lovers who can’t meet each other on Valentine’s Day and usually love to be funny. You can choose to celebrate the festival through video! You can make a video and change your normal clothes into a bathrobe, then take off the bathrobe, go topless, and put "Happy Valentine's" on your chest with A4 paper.
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Valentine's Day greetings for 2018
1. The most beautiful encounter in life is you; the most beautiful in years The season is you. The days with you are warm, and the life with you is happy. I hold your hand in this life, and I only want to accompany you forever!
2. Life. You have given me a difficult problem and given you such a lovely gift to me. How should I celebrate? Life has also given you a difficult problem and given you such a loyal me. How should you solve it? Let us spend this warmth Let’s celebrate Valentine’s Day!
3. When I don’t have you in the middle of the night, I think of you as a pillow; when I don’t have you in the day, I think of you as the sun; one day when I really don’t have you, I think of you. , only a skeleton is left. This Valentine’s Day, please don’t let me become a skeleton!
4. I am a companion when I am young, and I am a companion when I am old. True love and sincerity are always with me, and happiness and joy are always with me. I don’t have a partner for a Valentine’s Day date. Are you willing to be my other partner? I wish you a happy Valentine’s Day in advance!
5. God said that if you send text messages to ten beautiful women before Valentine’s Day, you will. Have a happy life, but I only know you! God said: It’s okay, she has a high level, one is as good as ten.
Happy Valentine's Day to the top beauties!
6. The mountains have no edges and the heaven and the earth are united, but they still want to make you happy; the sea can dry up and the rocks can rot, but I can't be separated from you; to the end of the world or to the corners of the sea, I can't be separated from you. I want to find you; the earth is barren and the sky is old, I can’t care less for you! Happy Valentine’s Day!
7. After three glasses of wine, confession will be helped by God; two glasses of wine clink, and each other’s hearts will merge; Drink a glass of wine and love will last a lifetime. Today is Wine Valentine’s Day, so romantic red wine is not to be missed. May you have sweet love and eternal happiness!
8. If there is a magic lamp, I only need one wish, and that is to be with you forever. My dear, Rose Valentine's Day is here. May we hold each other's hands like this and go on forever.
9. If you are a swan, you will marry the quiet lake; if you are a petrel, you will marry the surging sea; if you are a flower, you will marry the bright spring; but you It’s you who want to marry me. Happy Valentine's Day!
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