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National Day Dijia Friends Circle Copy

National Day Dijia Friends Circle Copy

1. I'm glad the WeChat business has increased, and the advertisement will last all day.

I stayed in the bedroom for a long time, and I'm going to play in the living room.

I especially like the satisfaction of waking up in the morning to find that it is still dark outside, it is raining and I don't have to go to work tomorrow, and then I continue to sleep in a warm quilt.

The world is small and the days are tight.

Hello everyone, it doesn't matter if it's not good. Whatever. I'm getting bored. What about you?

If you lie down, you can contribute to your country. Why not cherish it?

7. Just like going back to school, life begins at 3: 01, and the bedroom, living room and toilet repeat endlessly.

8. In the company, there are many entertainments besides office work; In addition to sleeping at home, I am working.

The leader always thinks that I am free 24 hours a day.

9. The person in the dream should have woken up and seen him.

10. Don't choose me when choosing one. I won't be anyone's second choice.

1 1. If you take a little time to get to know me, you will find that you have wasted a little time.