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Sentences that remind liars and hint at others' feelings of lying.

one

My body can't lie. Always remind me that I am not 18 years old. When running outside every day, I am no longer energetic, and the meatballs are getting smaller and smaller every day, and my stomach is irregularly cold. I am also an old aunt in senior three. Cervical vertebra requires me to go to bed early and get up early. The next step should be diet.

two

When you tell the truth, people will find you difficult to talk, get along with and chat. Can't be human, and so on.

Then you look at other people's hypocritical communication, will you play dumb or hypocritical together?

The so-called bubble friendship means that when you look at two people and don't like to speak ill of each other behind their backs, you are also a bystander, and you won't remind them or cheat each other. That's disgusting.

This is what people do. They just want to hear good things. When they really ask something bad, they will feel angry and refuse to accept it, including myself.

three

Your boyfriend was at the scene. Why didn't you say anything? Your boyfriend said that? Call the police and take them to the hospital. Do you want the police to go to the scene or the hospital? Kindly remind: online lying and deliberate concealment will not last long, and you will be miserable after being hit in the face.

four

How can you bear to pick such a beautiful peony for only a few days a year? ! I can't help reminding you that the gardener gave it to you? Gee? Don't you even lay down and draft? !

five

Told me to sow discord. Take a good look for yourself. Which sentence did I make up? In the past, you even often said that my position was wrong. Did I say anything about her in front of you? Let me remind you at most. If you hadn't lied, things wouldn't have come to this. I wouldn't have taken these things out today if you hadn't given me a pot casually. Your business is up to you, and it's none of my business in the future. I won't pity you anymore.

six

I said something that made me feel a little bit today. My bottom line is that I can't tolerate others cheating on me, especially those close to me. If you can't forgive or forget, it will be there to remind you like a scar. I think many things are negotiable for me, but if you lie to me, it will be the ultimate fatal injury to me.

seven

If you like to laugh so much, go to hell, don't go to Liu Zhoucheng, or I want you to die. He didn't scold me or ignore me. I remind you: don't cry or laugh because of one sentence. I'm a good liar.

eight

MJ said, don't tell a little lie for fear of trouble. I said how to operate this. She said that as long as she reminded herself not to lie, she would know the solution. You can be silent, you can smile, you can express your true thoughts, you don't lie, you can build rewards.

nine

She is the one who makes me speechless most in our dormitory.

I was too lazy to collect clothes and lied that I had just washed them. Forget it, just hang up for a week ~ you hang up.

The toilet is blocked, so I'm too lazy to go to the public toilet on this floor and lie down and say that my stomach hurts badly ~ ~ ~ and continue to go to the blocked toilet.

I'm too lazy to clean. I lied when we were away and said I wouldn't do it. Then I told her not to remind her to clean for the rest of this semester. Then every time I feed that person and you clean the toilet.

Countless eyes in my heart

ten

I don't want to work overtime every weekend, and I don't know how to lie and say I'm not at home. I really, every time I say yes, I'm not happy. This time I sent it to remind myself to lie next time! Find something funny and annoying

eleven

Don't remind me that I am fat. I know I can't lose weight. Isn't everyone good at lying now, and their emotional intelligence is high? So I'm a little overweight? smile

twelve

The judge reminded that if you "lie" in court, the lighter will be caught by the judge, and the heavier may face fines, detention and other penalties.

thirteen

On 17, I did tell a lot of lies. The most common thing is that I have become an aunt and smiled. Later I really thought I had a three-year-old niece and a sister-in-law who had been married to my brother for five years. 18 I had to keep lying, just reminding myself that I have a four-year-old niece and a sister-in-law who has been married to my brother for six years.

fourteen

Some things cannot be erased.

No matter how you lie, how you hide, how you explain.

It always reminds you of the truth over and over again.

I'm telling you, listen, that's what happened.

There is no way to change it. No matter how much you say, you can't change it

I am who I am.

You can never change your position.

fifteen

After 30, don't try to be brave. Even if you are tough or feel acceptable, your body won't lie. It will remind you to relax.

sixteen

Another battle! A big fight! I didn't expect to take out a thick blanket when I slept alone, and I lied that I wouldn't let him take it! Are you sick? On New Year's Day, I kindly reminded him whether to take out a thick blanket. He said he didn't want it, and now he bites me and loses his temper and pushes me! Say divorce, say we have communication problems. Leave, I'm afraid of you? He also said that grievances have accumulated and erupted today. When did this happen? Still accumulating resentment? Never seen such a stingy person! Although I had a bad temper, I passed the quarrel. I can't believe that he still accumulates resentment. It really doesn't fit his character! I really want a divorce!

seventeen

Why do you feel anxious at dusk and sunset? Isn't that obvious enough? ? Evening means the end of the day, symbolizing death, reminding you that life will end one day. In fact, you are afraid of death, afraid to face it, just running away. If you avoid death in your mind, your subconscious will remind you of death, and your delusion is only a subconscious reminder. If you lie in your mind, your subconscious will point it out to you. You can fool your consciousness, but you can't fool your subconscious. You say in your heart that you don't want to think about death, but your subconscious mind keeps thinking about death. So, your problem is not thinking about death, but the way you think about death. Unless you can face up to the fear of death when thinking and stop deceiving yourself with lies, you will continue to be troubled by this obsession.

eighteen

I'm kind, I can't steal or push others. These two things are actually quite fatal. Besides, the mistakes of other characters are born, and these two mistakes are basically independent. For example, I don't like her because I saw a thief and smelled a bad smell. He was punished because she was seen hugging him. However, good men and women took the initiative. A man who was warned not to touch the military uniform took it and lied. Another man pushed a man with his own blood. Besides, it is wishful thinking for Tintin to throw herself at him. We can't say that she is easy virtue, so anyone she doesn't like can fuck her. She also has her choice.

nineteen

You always remind me that I should tell you everything. Have you ever reflected that you often lie and are stubborn? | Langfang? Langfang ...

twenty

Looking for a tie at home last night, I couldn't find the right one. The stubborn old lady asked her if she was going on a blind date. I said there was an important meeting on Sunday! Shit! Lying for the first time in my life! Yesterday, W's big eyes reminded me to attend her daughter's100th wedding reception?

twenty-one

I can only say that she can practice until she gets used to it, so she is still very gentle when she lies. She must always remind herself of her posture and be sure. Want to learn.

Twenty Two

It is often said by parents that some students fall in love with the Internet. Last week, two students in our class took notes in class and agreed to surf the Internet on Saturday and Sunday, intending to steal money from home so that the teacher could find out in time. In the sixth grade, two students are sleeping in class. According to the teacher's investigation, they didn't go home at night and lied to their parents about going to their classmates' home. These two students actually surf the Internet. These phenomena around us remind us that some students are not clear about the internet and some students are addicted to it.

twenty-three

How far can a person lie? Constantly remind yourself that this is true, and this is what it should be. Over time, the memory is vague and even feels true. In the face of other people's doubts, I even lied with confidence and no guilt, and he also felt that it was not a lie. This is a fact.

twenty-four

In the emotional world, whoever is serious first loses. I am willful and unreasonable. What I lack is a care. You don't have to return calls or messages, but you can't lie. You obviously received a text message reminding me why I didn't return other people's calls and ours. This is my saddest place, because it shows your attitude, your indifference, your indifference to us, you don't care at all. This is my idea.

twenty-five

True kindness is not weakness, concession, stupidity or bullying, but never taking the initiative to hurt others, never pestering, knowing enough is enough, and being able to put yourself in others' shoes. Be honest with others, don't cheat or lie. Face everyone you meet in life with sincere gratitude. Always remind yourself to keep a kind heart, but also remember that kindness must have a sharp edge and a bottom line ~

twenty-six

See through the eyes of many hypocrisy and lies.

The dead echo is neither urgent nor slow.

Remind me that I have been touched by affirmation.

twenty-seven

I don't seem to have ordered many spicy balsamic pots. Being reminded that a person ate too much, he had to lie that he didn't eat alone. I ate with someone else.

28

Know what the second message means to love. However, this is my problem. At first, I really didn't know that Weibo could set a reminder. I've been waiting for your news on my mobile phone. I really didn't lie at all. I am sincere, there is no adulteration at all. I can't make mistakes in a place like this. I cherish you, miss you, miss you. Baby, I'm scared. I'm innocent.

Twenty-nine

The internet was disconnected, and I swear I didn't remind me. Damn it, I really didn't lie. Will you broadcast as soon as you arrive?

thirty

If you find the other person lying, don't expose it to your face, just remind him appropriately. Instead of embarrassing the other person, let him know that you have seen through it and thank him.

Thirty-one

Thank you for reminding me that this is really a movie without connotation. You really didn't lie and laughed till you cried, but I was extremely happy to see such a clear face on the big screen. I have been entangled in my heart for so many days, and I need to relax my brain at night. My dear friends and I laughed happily and mindlessly, feeling as carefree as being drunk and surrounded by three or five friends all night. I am very touched.

Thirty two

There are many details I didn't notice. If it weren't for the barrage reminder, I didn't even realize that the president here was making a comparison to see if Ed was lying.

thirty-three

Hey! Just can't bear to look back often, be fierce and proud. In fact, I'm scared to death, afraid that you are afraid of me. It seems to take me back to yesterday and remind me that I was touched. Counting how much I thought I had, and how many hypocritical and lying eyes I saw through.

Thirty four

If it is really used to make soup, it is acceptable, and I am afraid it is deceptive. The seat is isolated, but the sign is a reminder. In fact, I'm glad to see that secularized Muslims are willing to sit in ordinary restaurants and eat separately, rather than where I am without you.

Thirty-five

Sometimes, I am obviously a kind person who borrows money or reminds me of bad memories. Every time, there is a questioning expression, as if I didn't borrow it or suspected that the other party was lying. In this case, to be honest, it's a mutual favor to lend you, so don't always look like I owe you. Whoever is recruited provokes anyone, and good intentions are not rewarded.

Thirty-six years old

Too smart, too narrow-minded, really self-inflicted. Suddenly, it turned out that I was not far away from each other! If you have a hot head, you should worry about reminding others. Some friends are also half-pushing and half-shrinking. Still not lying. Don't give money, even to former classmates and roommates. I won't expose it. As long as everyone has fun, please help yourself. Thanks for listening!

Thirty seven

Time is the best specific medicine. If you are angry now, it doesn't matter in the future. Always remind yourself that liars don't deserve to be forgiven! Whenever, tell the truth and do practical things! What else can I call it? Down-to-earth, looking at the stars? woollen fabric

Thirty eight

During the day, I was startled by my new colleague and asked, are you the master of the school? I tried to comfort her by lying and saying no, but it reminded me that if a person's driving force is too strong, empathy, sensitivity, flexibility and affinity will decline. But I always feel that I can and should be a firm and gentle, useful and interesting life, living on this planet with fresh tentacles.

39 years old

I came home from college to catch the bus. I know to tell the driver to hurry up. Who knows if the road is blocked? You thought, the college entrance examination is so important that you dare to carpool half an hour before the exam. . . Besides, don't those who repeat English know that English is half an hour early? Didn't the teacher remind you? If you lie when something goes wrong, that's a character problem.

forty

How to prove that the driver didn't go back to get something halfway? Can the driver's home prove that it is not on this line? Don't say the child is lying until you find out, okay? Such a big platform certainly distanced itself for the first time. . . The child reminded him to send him first. Is the driver heartless?