What does it mean to be shocked or shocked?

Scary: To put it bluntly, it is scary. To put it simply, it is the feeling that makes you startled, such as waking up and you become another gender (this analogy is for reference only, any similarity is purely coincidental) )! !

Being struck by thunder: Haha, the modern new vocabulary, being struck by thunder, means being frightened, frightened; "Hao thunderous" is an anti-vocabulary, and its true meaning is so slow. There is a hint of irony.

08 classic quotations

1. In the past, gangsters were in the mountains, but now gangsters are in the police (already popular)

2. Love is like poop, flushed with water You can never come back~ Love is like poop, you can’t stop it once it comes~ Love is like poop, it’s the same but different every time~ Love is like poop, sometimes you try hard for a long time but it’s just a fart!

3. Driving is easy, except for the newcomers!

4. ***The review continues, and property prices are rising under control!

5. If XP doesn’t show its power, you think I’m DOS!

6. A hero doesn’t care about his way out, and a rogue doesn’t care about his age!

7. Live well, because we will die for a long time!!!

8. People are not smart, and they still imitate others' baldness! !

9. Don’t come to me if you have nothing to do, and don’t come to me if you have something to do.

10. I would rather fight with a sensible person than say a word to a fool

11. No matter how good Chopin is, he can't play the sadness of me!

12. As long as you are good at dancing with a hoe, is there any corner that cannot be dug?

13. You even believe the advertisements, you’ll be fooled by reading!

14. To survive in the world, it’s best to be a bachelor! !

15. Don’t compare yourself to me, I’m too lazy to compare with you.

16. I can’t afford to sleep for a long time in the morning; I feel sleepy at night!

17. If a woman pleases herself, she will tolerate a man who pleases himself, and he will be poor!

18. Being a bitch is a universal truth, and you and I are just one of them

19. Only women and English are hard to find, only wives and jobs are hard to find!

20. Even if you believe, there is a lie hidden in the middle

21. Money is not the problem, the problem is lack of money!

22. Cherish life--If God still lets you live, he must have His arrangements.

23. I am in a bad mood today. I only have four sentences to say. Including this sentence and the previous two sentences. I have finished my words

24. How far your thoughts are, you Just get out of here as far as you can

25. Don’t think too hard

26. Go to Google and Baidu.

27. Please don’t speak English in front of me in the future, okay?

28. It’s been a long time since anyone has made cowhide look so fresh and refined!

29. When I woke up, it was dark.

30. Problems that money can solve are not problems.

31. How can you lose weight if you don’t eat enough?

32. Asking you how much sorrow you can have is like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel

33. Money is not everything, sometimes you need a credit card.

34. I allow you to enter my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in it.

35. People are afraid of being famous and pigs are afraid of being strong. Men are afraid of being poor and women are afraid of being fat.