Funny quotes about sleeping

1. Sleeping every day is so tiring.

2. I don’t cry or fuss, I just read and sleep.

3. Sleep well and eat well.

4. If you line up in rows, you will have a great time sleeping.

5. Use limited time to get unlimited sleep.

6. Sleeping is nothing, if you can, don’t wake up!

7. Go to bed when you are tired and keep smiling when you wake up.

8. I can’t sleep for a long time in the morning, and feel like I’m dead at night.

9. Why sleep for a long time while alive? You will sleep forever after death.

10. I have been suffering from insomnia recently and wake up every 16 hours.

11. If you think too much, you will get old. If you sleep too much, you will die.

12. If you think of you while you are sleeping, you will smile!

13. The more tired I am, the more sleepy I feel. The darker it gets, the more afraid I am of ghosts.

14. Give me a bed and I can sleep until the world ends.

15. I have insomnia, but my whole world sleeps peacefully.

16. I smiled at the sky, and then went to sleep.

17. Spring is sleepy, autumn is lackluster, summer takes a nap, and winter is March when I can’t wake up.

18. I need to have a good rest during the day because I need to sleep at night.

19. Happy days: going to bed after eating enough.

20. Why do you treat me like a pig? You let me sleep as soon as you see me.

21. Lazy Yangyang said: Happiness is having enough food to sleep every day.

22. I had insomnia. I picked up a physics book and fell asleep in a short while.

23. When you can’t sleep, think about me more and don’t waste time.

24. Every night when I can’t sleep, I wake up and miss you like a sleeping pill.

25. In order to figure out why I had insomnia last night, I have insomnia again tonight.

26. People who say good night and go to bed are often still croaking half an hour later.

27. Rainy weather is the best time to sleep in bed listening to music all day long.

28. The human world is the most ridiculous, and infatuation is the most boring. It is better to sleep at home.

29. I don’t want to sleep except during bedtime, and I want to sleep the rest of the time.

30. Sleeping is an art. Please don’t stop me from pursuing art.

31. There are people who play more than you, go to bed earlier than you, and do better than you in exams.

32. If you have been suffering from insomnia for so long, others may think you can’t think about it, but it turns out you drank too much tea.

33. I wake up halfway through my sleep and feel it’s not fun, and I want to knock on your window with my quilt on my back.

34. The old man fell asleep at the entrance of the mental hospital, so I ran out.

35. Record the teacher’s lecture and listen to it before going to bed. You will never have insomnia again.

36. Teacher, I swear: I will definitely develop the good habit of getting up early, going to bed late, and eating on time.

37. I struggle with three things every day: I can’t sleep at night, I can’t get up in the morning, and I regret going to bed too late last night.

38. I suffer from insomnia every night. If I fall asleep one night, it will definitely be abnormal, or I will die.

39. To deal with fatigue: sleep. Deal with fear: sleep. Treat a cold; sleep. Deal with broken love; still sleep.

40. Life is like a dream, I always have insomnia; life is like a play, I always get in trouble; life is like a song, I always go out of tune; life is like a battlefield, I always get off track.

41. A girl asked me what SM meant. I was embarrassed to tell her, so I told her it meant insomnia. Then she changed her signature to "I've been SM a lot lately"

42. I am a lazy sheep. I love to eat. I eat a lot of things. After eating, I have to sleep and take a long nap. If I lie in and sleep too much, I will eat again and then sleep in.

43. No matter how black it is, it’s beautiful with you; life is miserable, but you’re not tired; it’s twice as difficult, but it doesn’t matter if you’re here; I can sleep peacefully, just because you’re by my side. On Beloved Wife Day, I wish our love will be the most beautiful in our lives.

44. I took sleeping pills last night and am still so sleepy today. What’s going on? I didn't feel sleepy at all at night. Very sleepy during the day. I don’t think about it anymore; I don’t ask anymore; I don’t read anymore; why am I still so tired! Funny classics about sleeping

1. I need to have a good rest during the day because I have to sleep at night.

2. I don’t cry or fuss, I just read and sleep.

3. Spring is sleepy, autumn is lackluster, summer takes a nap, and winter is March when I can’t wake up.

4. To deal with fatigue: sleep. Deal with fear: sleep. Treat a cold; sleep. Deal with broken love; still sleep.

5. Give me a bed and I can sleep until the world ends.

6. The mortal world is the most ridiculous, and infatuation is the most boring. It is better to sleep at home.

7. There are people who play more than you, go to bed earlier than you, and do better than you in exams.

8. Lazy Yangyang said: Happiness is having enough food to sleep every day.

9. Teacher, I swear: I will definitely develop the good habit of getting up early, going to bed late, and eating on time.

10. Go to bed when you are tired and keep smiling when you wake up.

11. Every night when I can’t sleep, I wake up and miss you like a sleeping pill.

12. I struggle with three things every day: I can’t sleep at night, I can’t get up in the morning, and I regret going to bed too late last night.

13. When you can’t sleep, think about me more and don’t waste time.

14. Why do you treat me like a pig? You let me sleep as soon as you see me.

15. The old man fell asleep at the entrance of the mental hospital, so I ran out.

16. Why sleep for a long time while alive? You will sleep forever after death.

17. Sleeping is an art. Please don’t stop me from pursuing art.

18. I wake up halfway through my sleep and feel it’s not fun, and I want to knock on your window with my quilt on my back.

19. People who say good night and go to bed are often still croaking half an hour later.

20. Sleeping every day is so tiring.

21. I don’t want to sleep except during bedtime, and I want to sleep the rest of the time.

22. I have insomnia, but my whole world sleeps peacefully.

23. I am a lazy sheep. I love to eat. I eat a lot of things. After eating, I have to sleep and take a long nap. If I sleep too much, I eat again and then sleep in.

24. The more tired I am, the more sleepy I feel. The darker it gets, the more afraid I am of ghosts.

25. I smiled at the sky with my sword across my face, and then went to sleep after laughing.

26. Rainy weather is the best time to sleep in bed listening to music all day long.

27. If you think too much, you will get old. If you sleep too much, you will die.

28. Happy days: going to bed after eating enough.

29. Use limited time to get unlimited sleep.

30. I can’t sleep for a long time in the morning, and feel like I’m dead at night. Funny Quotes About Sleeping Humorous Good Night Quotes

1. The world of mortals is the most ridiculous, and infatuation is the most boring. It is better to sleep at home.

2. I smiled straight up to the sky, and after I finished laughing, I went to sleep..

3. Teacher, it’s not my fault that I love sleeping, it’s because your mouth is so hypnotic effect! Shut your mouth, I'm not stupid. . .

4.: The death squad means: don’t eat during the day, don’t sleep at night, and die in military training.

5. Teacher: School is our second home. Student: Then my sleeping is none of your business!!!

6. My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic: static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over...

7.: Toss a coin: If it’s heads, go online, if it’s tails, go to bed, if it’s up, go do your homework

8. When sleeping, you will feel like falling off a cliff. Then I would twitch.

9. I had insomnia, so I picked up a physics book and fell asleep in a short while.

10. Give me a bed and I can sleep until the world ends.

11. Every time I wake up in the morning, I know that I have to go to bed early at night

12. No matter how black it is, you are beautiful; life is sad, but you are not tired; when the difficulties are doubled, there are It doesn't matter to you; I can sleep peacefully just because you are by my side. On Beloved Wife Day, I wish our love will be the most beautiful in our lives.

13. The baby is starving to death but the baby doesn’t want to get up

14.: At school, I just want to do two things, the first is to sleep, and the second is to sleep.

15.: Some people are like me. Occasionally, they wake up suddenly when sleeping, as if they have fallen. It is said that such people are insecure children.

16.: When sleeping, you will suddenly feel like falling off a cliff, so you will twitch and wake up with a fright.

17. Sleeping is an art. Please don’t stop me from pursuing art.

18. I am a lazy sheep. I love to eat. I eat a lot of things. After eating, I have to go to bed and take a long nap. If I lie in and sleep too much, I eat again and then sleep in.

19. I don’t allow the person I love to think about other people instead of me before going to bed every night!

20. I was sleeping just now when I suddenly noticed someone pulling on my quilt. I kicked her out of bed. Nowadays, ghosts are getting bolder and bolder.

21.: I smile to the sky with my sword across my head, and then go to sleep after laughing.

22. I have to be scolded four times a day at home during the summer vacation: I don’t get up in the morning, I surf the Internet when I get up, I yell when I eat, and I don’t sleep at night. Is it okay?

23. Why do you need to wait so long before you are alive? Sleep, and you will sleep forever after death.

24.: Zhang Ruihuai; I really miss you; do you know? I miss you when I eat; I miss you when I sleep; I miss you even when I go to the toilet; not touched?

25. I need to have a good rest during the day because I need to sleep at night.

26. People who say good night and go to bed are often still croaking half an hour later.

27. There are people who play more than you, go to bed earlier than you, and do better than you in exams.

28. - When I feel unhappy, I eat hard and eat. When I feel good, I go to sleep. . .

29. Lazy Yangyang said: Happiness is having enough to eat and go to bed every day.

30. My daughter acted cheating when she was four years old, but my wife didn’t spoil her, so I finally slept in on the weekends. Background~ The couple had a quarrel in the living room, but the daughter didn’t take advantage, so she ran to the bedroom and shouted: Li X, get up quickly and take care of your wife, she is beating your children!

31. Spring is sleepy, autumn is lackluster, summer takes a nap, and winter is March when I can’t wake up.

32. - What I hate most is being woken up while sleeping, what I hate most is wanting to sleep but not being able to fall asleep, what I hate most is being able to sleep but not being able to sleep

33. Xigua air conditioner sleeps with computer and mobile phone]

45. Getting up in winter is an unprecedented challenge I have encountered

46. The pinyin of sleep is shuimian, and the pinyin of insomnia is shimian. I toss and turn at night and can't sleep, just because there is a missing u.

47. A girl asked me what SM meant. I was embarrassed to tell her, so I told her it meant insomnia. Then she changed her signature to "I have been SM a lot lately"

48. It took 26 minutes to get up this time. You have defeated 55 students in the country. The other two people in the dormitory failed to get up this time and are trying again.

49. I took sleeping pills last night and am still so sleepy today. What’s going on? I didn't feel sleepy at all at night. Very sleepy during the day. I don’t think about it anymore; I don’t ask anymore; I don’t read anymore; why am I still so tired!

50. Happy days: eating and sleeping.

51. [My brother was playing on the computer next to me while I was sleeping. I asked him if I was talking in my sleep and he said no. He also added that you were on the phone just now... ]

52. When can I have you insomnia for me?

53. Lately, I have been suffering from insomnia and wake up every twelve hours

54. When I got up in the morning, I thought I had grown up overnight. When I got high, I found out that my quilt was stuck horizontally

55.: Every time during the holidays, I would not get up in the morning, go online to eat, and shout that I should not sleep at night

56. Every day I have insomnia at night. If I fall asleep one night, it will definitely be abnormal, or I will die.

57. I can’t sleep for a long time in the morning, and feel like I’m dead at night.

58. When I went to bed at noon, I set the QQ automatic reply to "What next?", and a classmate chatted with it all afternoon.

59. I cook, I sweep the floor, I want to be your daddy. I eat, I sleep, I want to be your baby.

60.: Many times, the so-called going to bed is just changing from online to invisible...

61. Now I have learned a very shameless behavior. When I couldn't sleep I would call people and wake them up. I'll just go to sleep.

62. If you are sick and don’t want to get up, you would rather not eat than ask someone to bring you food. This is the character of Zhu Gusheng.

63.: When the bell rings, the primary school students throw away their pencils and start making a fuss. , junior high school students throw away their textbooks and flirt, and high school students throw away their glasses and start falling asleep.

64. [While sleeping, you will suddenly feel like falling off a cliff, and you will twitch. *]

65. Every time I chat with you on my cell phone until very late, I don’t know when I will go to bed.

66. I wake up halfway through my sleep and feel it’s not fun, and I want to knock on your window with my quilt on my back.

67. 8. Treat yourself as someone else. Life is destined to experience many joys, sorrows and joys. Only by treating yourself as someone else can you not be ecstatic in the face of happy events and sad in the face of hardships. Life in this world will also involve matters of fame and wealth, and only by treating yourself as someone else can you not be burdened by fame, moved by profit, trapped by officialdom, or troubled by love.

68. Now I have insomnia. You know how it feels, and I know you do.

69.: When I was sleeping just now, I suddenly found someone pulling on my quilt. I kicked him. He kicked her out of bed. Nowadays, ghosts are getting bolder and bolder.

70. I smile to the sky with my sword across my face, and then go to sleep after laughing.

71.: The Tangshan earthquake told us not to sleep too much at night; the Wenchuan earthquake told us not to sleep at noon; the Ya'an earthquake told us not to sleep in late

72. I came to my room early in the morning, He shouted: There is a girl outside looking for me! So I immediately put on my clothes...the more I thought about it, the more wrong it became! This is the latest version of waking people up!

73. If you think of you while you are sleeping, you will smile!

74. Why do you treat me like a pig? You let me sleep as soon as you see me.

75. I’m hungry. But I don’t want to get up. I obviously cooked wontons at home. But I just don’t want to get up. Very hungry. Don't want to get up. I have cat cakes.

Let me struggle for a while longer

76. The slogans say: The school is my home, and the environment depends on everyone. Since the school is my home, it is not illegal for me to sleep in class.

77. Getting up is painful to breathe. It is struggling in every cell of my body. It hurts to be woken up. It hurts when the alarm clock rings. It will hurt if you don't get up, and it will hurt even more if you get up. It hurts the most if you don't want to get up and you have to get up.

78. A class: Xiao Ming was sleeping, and the teacher found out and said: I am dying up there, but you are quite comfortable down there.

79. When the bell rings, primary school students will throw away their pencils and make fun. Junior high school students will put down their textbooks to flirt. High school students will take off their glasses to sleep. //

80. I have insomnia. , my whole world is sleeping peacefully.

81. He dreamed that he could not distinguish between his dream and his reality to the point where he was sleeping and dreaming and when he woke up and lived in reality.

82.: School is about to start and I am ready to do everything I can to sleep crazy

83. From pajamas to school uniforms and pants, from swiping the screen to reciting texts, from full WiFi to The courses are fully booked, from going to bed in the early morning to getting up at six o'clock, that's right! School is about to start!

84.: DM: When sleeping, I will suddenly feel like falling off a cliff, so I will twitch and wake up with a fright.

85. It’s time to rely on perseverance to get up and courage to take a shower. . . . .

86. I don’t want to get up, I want to sleep until the sea is dry.

87. There are always 360 days every year when you don’t want to grow up; there are always 30 days every month when you don’t want to go to work; there are always 7 days every week when you don’t want to get out of bed

88. Next to every alarm clock, there is a lazy person who doesn’t want to get up

89. Ever since I set the alarm clock to worry, I have been rolling and crawling out of bed every day

90. Life It’s like a dream, I always have insomnia; life is like a play, I always get in trouble; life is like a song, I always go out of tune; life is like a battlefield, I always get off track.

91. During the summer vacation, I was scolded four times a day at home: I didn’t get up in the morning, I surfed the Internet when I got up, I was yelled at when I was eating, and I didn’t sleep at night.

92. Recently, I have been suffering from insomnia and wake up every twelve hours.

93.: When sleeping, I will suddenly feel like falling off a cliff, and I will twitch. The grandma who is a fan of guns said she is taller

94.: Are there any children like me who got angry with their parents and refused to sleep, but ended up sneaking into bed in the middle of the night - -

95. A girl asked me what SM meant. I was embarrassed to say it, so I told her it meant insomnia. Then she changed her signature to "I've been SM a lot lately" 96. Taking a bath really depends on perseverance. Doing laundry relies on endurance, and getting out of bed relies on explosive power.

97. After the Beginning of Winter, the world is divided into two parts, the part under the quilt and the part outside the quilt. It’s the season again when you rely on perseverance to get up and courage when taking a bath...

98. What I hate the most is being woken up by others, the most annoying thing is to be woken up by someone, the most annoying thing is to want to sleep but can’t fall asleep, the most annoying thing is to be able to sleep but can’t fall asleep.

99.: I was just sleepy and wanted to sleep, and you happened to be in bed too.

100. Rainy weather is the best time to sleep in bed listening to music all day long. Talk about funny moods while sleeping

1. I smile from my side to the sky, and then go to sleep after laughing.

2. Zhang Ruihuai; I really miss you; do you know? I miss you when I eat; I miss you when I sleep; I miss you even when I go to the toilet; not touched?

3 , The Tangshan earthquake told us not to sleep too much at night, the Wenchuan earthquake told us not to sleep at noon, and the Ya'an earthquake told us not to sleep in late

4. When sleeping, you will suddenly feel like falling off a cliff. , so he would twitch and wake up with a fright.

5. It would be nice if all the final exam papers were multiple-choice questions. 1. Save time. 2. You can have more time to sleep.

6. The death squad means not eating during the day, not sleeping at night, and dying in military training.

7. I was sleeping just now, and suddenly I found someone pulling on my quilt. I kicked her out of bed. The ghosts are getting bolder and bolder now, and they are trying to steal the quilt from me.

8. When the bell rings, the elementary school students throw away their pencils and start making a fuss, the junior high school students throw away their textbooks and start flirting, and the high school students throw away their glasses and start sleeping.

9. Sleeping I like to close my eyes when sleeping

10. The teacher is teaching lessons above, but I sleep peacefully below

11. It is said that sudden shaking while sleeping is caused by the nervous system It finds that you suddenly fell asleep and thought you were dead, so it wants to try to see if you are dead...

12. Throw the pen, and go online if the head is on it, sleep if it is the back side, and do your homework when you stand up.

13. The child always kicks the quilt when sleeping. Fortunately, I found out in time and broke his leg, otherwise he would have caught a cold!

14. The first thing I do when I wake up every day is to sleep.

15. DM, when sleeping, he will suddenly feel like falling off a cliff, so he will twitch and wake up with a fright.

16. Cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, Ultraman beats little monsters, and counts money until his hands cramp. Sleep until you wake up naturally. Oh~~This is happiness

17. Many times, the so-called going to sleep is just changing from being online to being invisible...

18. Toss a coin: if it is heads, go online , go to bed when you wake up, and go to do your homework when you stand up

19. Some people are like me, and occasionally wake up suddenly when sleeping, as if they fell. It is said that such people are insecure children.

20. When sleeping, I will suddenly feel like falling off a cliff, so I will twitch and the pink grandma who was shot will say that I have grown taller

21. Every During the holidays, I didn’t get up in the morning, went online to eat, and yelled that I shouldn’t sleep at night

22. Do you like to hug the quilt when sleeping, or do you like to hold the quilt between your legs? It is said that these are insecure children. ,

23. When sleeping, I will feel like falling off a cliff, so I will twitch.

24. School is about to start and I am ready to make all preparations. Sleeping Crazy

25. I was sleeping just now, and suddenly I found something tugging at my quilt, so I kicked her out of bed. Now the ghosts are getting bolder and bolder, trying to steal the quilt from me.

26. In school, I just want to do two things. The first is to sleep, and the second is to sleep.

27. Are there any children like me who got angry with their parents about not sleeping, but ended up sneaking into bed in the middle of the night - -

28. I was just sleepy and wanted to sleep, and you happened to Also on the bed.

29. I go to the amusement park every night before going to bed

30. The most interesting thing in class is: watching other people sleeping, and then having my head pound. . .

31. Children who like to hug the quilt or hold it between their legs when sleeping are said to be insecure children.

32. I have to have someone humming songs to coax me at night. Sleep

33. Now I have learned a very shameless behavior. When I couldn't sleep I would call people and wake them up. I'll just go to sleep.

34. I hope that sleeping can make me smarter. . .

35. Is there anyone like me who occasionally wakes up suddenly when sleeping, as if he has fallen?

It is said that such children are insecure children

36. They sleep in class, fight after class, and fail in exams.

37. When money stands up and speaks, all truth goes to sleep

38. After watching Zhen Huan, I went to the bathroom to take a shower and get ready for bed. My husband finished washing his buttocks. He stood at the door of the toilet and said to me: My dear, the Ministry of Internal Affairs has just sent a tribute from the Western Regions

39. I set QQ auto-reply to "What next?" when I went to bed at noon, and a classmate chatted with it. Noon

40. Chatting is valuable, but the Internet fee is even higher. If it is for sleep, both can be thrown away.

41. Sleeping is an art, don’t stop me from pursuing art,,,

42. The kind of person who wants to sleep in class The feeling of wanting to sleep but still staring at the blackboard with your eyelids open. Only those who have experienced it know the pain.

43. A class: Xiao Ming was sleeping, and the teacher found out and said: I am dying up there, but you are quite comfortable down there.

44. He dreamed that he could not distinguish between his dream and his reality to the point where he was sleeping and dreaming and when he woke up and lived in reality.

45. When the bell rings, primary school students will throw away their pencils and make a fuss. Junior high school students will put down their textbooks and flirt. High school students will take off their glasses to sleep. //

46. Feeling like falling asleep in class I planned to sleep after class but suddenly woke up when I heard the bell.

47. The teacher and the students in the front who are listening to the music should ask the students in the middle who are talking not to affect the students who are sleeping behind.

48. Do you need someone who urges you to go to bed on time or someone who is willing to stay up late with you?

49. They say that after taking cold medicine, you will want to sleep. I think I might I took the wrong dose because I feel so high now.

50. I don’t cry, I don’t make trouble, and I don’t sleep. I hold sleeping pills in my left hand and a small rope in my right hand to hang myself.

51. Eat more snacks and sleep less, and you will not be able to run away if you become a chinchilla.

52. Count money until your hands cramp, and sleep until you wake up naturally.

53. Sleeping in class, making a fuss after class, and failing in exams!

54. I want to sleep, I really want to sleep, I really want to sleep, I really want to sleep, I really want to sleep, so go to sleep.

55. I cook, I sweep the floor, and I want to be your daddy. I eat, I sleep, I want to be your baby.

56. When I wake up in the middle of the night, I am confused about whether to drink water or go to the toilet first. When I wake up during the day, I am confused about whether to go out or continue to sleep.

57. The last person you think about before going to bed is the person who truly occupies your heart.

58. Sleep until you wake up naturally, and count money until your hands cramp.

59. Take off your mask and go to sleep. There is no shame in dreams.

60. Every time I chat with you on my phone until late, I don’t know when I will go to bed.

61. When I was a child, I would have random thoughts before turning off the lights and going to bed

62. When cleaning the classroom, the teacher said, treat the school as your home; when sleeping in class, the teacher said, you When school is your home.

63. Sleeping death squad, eating vanguard.

64. The first thing I want to do when I wake up in the morning is sleep.

65. I don’t allow the person I love to think about other people instead of me before going to bed every night!

66. Teacher, you said that I really want to sleep, you shouldn’t do that. Hypnotherapists are a waste

67. Sleeping is just like emotional matters, you can barely do it.

68. When I am in a bad mood, I call people in the middle of the night and wake them up, so I go to sleep.

69. When I was sleeping last night, I suddenly found someone pulling on my quilt, and I kicked her out of bed. Nowadays, ghosts are getting more and more courageous, and they dare to snatch the quilt from me

70. Suddenly I found that the first thing I did when I got up was to touch my mobile phone, and the last thing I did before going to bed was to put down my mobile phone.

71. [My brother was playing computer next to me while I was sleeping. I asked him if I had not talked in my sleep and he said no. He also added that you were on the phone just now... ]

72. If the sun doesn’t come out, I won’t go to school; if it does, I will continue to sleep...!

73. Watermelon air conditioner, computer, mobile phone, WIFI, cold drink, a person who loves me = A whole summer

74. If I said what I was going to do, such as taking a shower or sleeping, but then you found me posting on Weibo, that’s really not my excuse. I have none

75. I miss the time when we slept in class, jumped around after class, and failed in exams.

76. When I meet the sleeping king in the class, his signature is: three full meals in the morning, noon and evening, six meals before and after meals

77. Sleeping is an art and no one can stop it. It won’t stop me from pursuing art.

78. When I toss a coin, if it turns heads, I’ll go online. If it turns heads, I’ll go to bed. If I stand up, I’ll do my homework.

79. The kind of person who wants to sleep in class. The feeling of wanting to sleep but still staring at the blackboard with your eyelids open. Only those who have experienced it know the pain

80. Teacher: School is our second home. Student: Then it’s none of your business if I sleep!!!