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1) Health makes the future. From: Neptune

2) Good teeth mean good appetite, good health, and delicious food. From: Blue Sky Liu Bizhi

3) Eternal green, eternal Qinchi. From: Qinchi Wine

4) Take the red flag car and take the Chinese road. From: Hongqi Car

5) If you want good skin, use Dabao sooner or later. From: Dabao

6) Confucius’ wine makes people homesick. From: Kongfujiajiu

7) New concept of calcium supplement, absorption is the key. From: Longmu Zhuanggu Granules

8) Drink Huiyuan juice and take the road to health. From: Huiyuan Juice

9) I only have you in my eyes. From: Wahaha Purified Water

10) Very Coke, very choose from: Very Coke

11) The New Year is new, fresh and interesting, and it is a joy to congratulate Coca-Cola. From: Coca-Cola

12) Give melatonin as a gift. From: Melatonin

13) Rejoice, she is so confident. From: Rejoice

14) Beyond the performance limits, enjoy wonderful computing from: AMD

15) American products, local prices from: DELL Funny classic advertising slogan 2

1. Promote health for the whole family From: Safeguard

2. Love me, chase me, but please don’t kiss me! From: A big slogan on the back of a car

3. fm365: True love interaction! From: fm365.com

4. Stop, and then see. From: Bank of China

5. All-inclusive! From: Dumpling shop advertisement

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6. Well-deserved from: Pawn Shop Advertisement

7. Put my sincerity in the palm of your hand. From: Meijiajing Hand Cream

8. Drink Confucius’ banquet wine and make a difference in the world. From: Confucius Mansion Banquet

9. Warm affection, the big Arowana family. From: Arowana

10. Canon, we can see what you want to express. From: Canon Company (Camera)

11. Wonderful Hunan, the red net knows it! From: 红网

12. Notorious, the fragrance spreads thousands of miles from: Stinky Tofu

13. Everyone is worried about gifts, so I gave Arctic fur seal oil. From: Arctic Seal Oil

14. Supporting the Internet World From: Ying Haiwei

15. With our fishing line, you can find the fish before it finds you From : Johnson's Fishing Tackle

16. The classic of prosperous national cultural communication art comes from: a cultural communication company

17. One call and four responses! From: Audio company advertisement

18. Dynamic Zone----My site is from: Dynamic Zone

19. Nippon Paint: shine everywhere! From: Nippon Paint

20. Always want Let your driver's license expire before you do.

From: Car showroom advertisement

21. What men want from suits is what women want from men. From: Funny classic advertising slogans for suits 3

1. The enjoyment of going up and down ! From: Mitsubishi Elevator

2. If you like it, why not? From: Alcatel OT515

3. The world is wide for me from: China Netcom

4 . The solution to the universal community comes from: IBM

5. Three-leaf piano: Children who learn piano will not become bad. From: Three-leaf piano

6. Crystal-clear and transparent Heartbroken! From: Sprite

7. The warm words of winter come from: Motorola mobile phone

8. If there is space, it may come from: Buick Motors

9 . Everyone on earth knows this. Source: Arctic Velvet

10. Please do not flirt with the woman who just walked out of this hospital. She may be your grandmother. From: Beauty salon billboard

11. More choices, more laughter From: McDonald's

12. VV soy milk, joy. From: VV Soy Milk

13. The New Year brings new ideas, freshness and fun, and it is a joy to celebrate Coca-Cola. From: Coca-Cola

14. Plan left and right to make you bigger. From: Company A’s advertising slogan

15. Get rid of “spots” as soon as possible, and don’t leave “acne”. From: Advertisement of a Hong Kong cosmetics company

16. Milk has a rich fragrance and a silky feel. From: Dove Chocolate

17. No trace of hair, dandruff is even better!

18. I only have eyes for you. From: Wahaha Purified Water

19. Don’t let men take control of it. From: A bra advertisement

20. Lower your prejudices and you will make wonderful discoveries! From: Konica Funny Classic advertising slogan 4

A certain pawn shop advertisement——“Well deserved!”

A certain hat company advertisement——“Get people with hats!”

A certain An advertisement for a barber shop - "Not a penny!"

An advertisement for a certain audio company - "One call and four responses!"

An advertisement for a dumpling shop - "Everything is included." !"

An advertisement for a lime factory - "Start from scratch!"

An advertisement for a sound company - "One call and four responses!"

A dumpling shop Advertisement - "Everything is included!"

An advertisement for a lime factory - "Start from scratch!"

An advertisement for a drugstore - "Ask for trouble!"

An advertisement for a smoking cessation association - "Never befriend a woman who smokes, unless you are willing to kiss an ashtray!"

An advertisement for a typewriter - "No acquaintance without a fight. !"

An advertisement for an optical shop - "The eyes are the windows to the soul. To protect your soul, please install glass for your windows."

An advertisement for a perfume company. ——“Our new product is extremely attractive to the opposite sex, so a self-defense teaching material is included with the bottle.”

An advertisement for banning smoking in a public place ——“In order to make the carpet without holes, and to make the You don’t have holes in your lungs, please don’t smoke.”

A road traffic advertisement – ??“If your car can swim, please drive straight ahead without braking.”

A new book. Advertisement - "The author of this book is a millionaire, unmarried, and the object of his desire is the heroine described in this novel!"

Advertisement for a car showroom - "Always ask for a driver's license It expires before yourself."

A traffic safety advertisement - "Please remember that God is not perfect. He has prepared spare parts for cars, but not for people.

A cosmetics advertisement——“Get rid of ‘spots’ as soon as possible, and don’t leave ‘acne’. "

An advertisement for a washing machine - "A leisurely wife and a loving mother!"

An advertisement for a sour juice drink - "Farewells are sour, but reunions are sweet. "

An advertisement for a printing company - "Print everything except banknotes. "

An advertisement for a flower shop - "Today, the roses in our shop are the cheapest. You can even buy a few to give to your wife. ” Funny classic slogan 5

1) Love me, chase me, but please don’t kiss me! From: A big slogan on the back of a car

2) Stop, then Energy observation comes from: Bank of China

3) If there is space, it may come from: Buick Motors

4) Breakthroughs in technology and enlighten the future come from: audi

5 ) More lubrication, less friction from: Tongyi Lubricants

6) As long as the hearts are connected, we can shake hands even though we are thousands of miles apart from: China Unicom

7) Success and technology shine together. From: Audi

8) There is no best, only better From: Aucma

9) Everything in the world is different, only - Pepsi-Cola

10) Only by sharing can you win! From: "Modern Advertising"

11) Bundy firmly believes that there is no wound that cannot be healed. From: Bundy

12) Work as you please and live as you please from: Lenovo Tianyi

13) Master the infinite future from: Daxian Communications

14) The freedom of technological creation comes from: Lenovo

15) Transcend ordinary life from: Joyo.com

16) Gaitianli every day, add calcium and vitality from: Gaitianli

17) Water turns out to be this way from: Robust

18) The world is vast because of you. From: China Netcom

19) The rhythm of life is under your control. From: Ericsson

20) Dynamic Zone———— My site listens to my source: M-Zone’s funny classic advertising slogan 6

1. fm365: True love interaction! Source: fm365 website

2. Stop, and then you can watch from: China Bank

3. Everything is included! From: Dumpling shop advertisement

4. Well deserved to be from: Pawn shop advertisement

5. Put my sincerity in yours Palm of the hand. From: Maxam Hand Cream

6. Drink Confucius Banquet Wine and make a difference in the world. From: Confucius Banquet Wine

7. Warmth and family affection, the greatness of Arowana. Family. From: Arowana

8. Canon, we can see what you want to express. From: Canon Company (camera)

9. Wonderful Hunan, the red network is clear! From: Red Net

10. Notorious and fragrant. From: Stinky Tofu

11. Everyone is worried about gifts, so I give you Arctic Seal Oil. From: Arctic Seal Oil.

12. Support the online world from: Ying Haiwei

13. With our fishing line, you can find the fish before it finds you. From: Johnson's Fishing Tackle

14. Prosperous national cultural communication art classic comes from: a cultural communication company

15. One call and four responses! From: audio company advertisement

16. Dynamic Zone- ---My site is from: Dynamic Zone

17. Nippon Paint: shine everywhere! From: Nippon Paint

18. Always let your driver’s license compare to you It expires first.

From: Car showroom advertisement

19. What men want from suits is what women want from men. From: Suits

20. Don’t kiss me, I’m afraid of repairing it. From: Funny Classic Slogans for Lubricating Oil 7

1) Classic precision casting, timeless collection from: BenQ

2) Differences due to wisdom from: Dopod

 3) The Great Wall will never fall, and domestic products should strengthen themselves. Source: Ooni Saponaria Shampoo Extract

 4) A kind of hereditary classical romance comes from: real estate

 5) Strength creates value from: cctv

6) I am naturally angry! From: Mineral water advertisement

7) Come in a hurry, go in a hurry From: toilet

8) No friction feels like flying From: a certain lubricating oil

9) Not to seduce anyone, just to protect the beauty. Source: beauty chain slogan

10) Born from Johnson & Johnson

11) After the peak experience The endless aftertaste comes from: cigarettes

12) Sparkling and refreshing! From: Sprite

13) See the world with your third eye. From: Seagull camera advertisement

14) One click is worse than a hundred stories. From: A typewriter advertisement

15) When the sun rises, our love lasts forever From: Sun God;