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Top silk (barber shop)

Heart milk!

Hehe, not good

Fourth Uncle-Starr Shu! The most disgusting!

"Do you want to have bad breath? Please use Xihu toothpaste! " (Toothpaste advertisement)

"Are you tired from work? Please have a cup of tea to refresh yourself! " (tea advertisement)

"Do you want to overlook the spectacular crossing of the ocean? Please take Boeing 707 from Shanghai to Tokyo! " (Advertising by Shanghai Civil Aviation Administration)

Domestic first, excellent quality;

Bright color and strong dyeing ability.

(Black and bright shoe polish advertisement)

Strong fragrance and mellow taste;

Drinking it all the year round can prolong life.

(Jiangxi green tea advertisement)

There is a song at home and everyone is very happy.

(Shanghai Kaige brand TV advertisement)

If you want to get rid of dental diseases, please use grass coral.

(Nanchang grass coral toothpaste advertisement)

1. Drop a drop of water today and have the Pacific Ocean tomorrow. (Pacific Insurance Company)

2. Legends from the present to the present, and legends from the past to the present. (Hubei Legend Magazine Advertising Words)

If you don't manage your money, money will ignore you. (Shanghai Century Publishing Group Weekly)

2. Antarctic down jacket advertising words: "Everyone knows!" The advertisement of golden voice and throat treasure: "The voice is not good, please use golden voice!" " "Robust's advertising slogan:" Did you drink today! Colgate's advertising slogan: "Our goal-no tooth decay!

3. Wang Xiang said: "I learned some rhetorical knowledge from advertising words, such as the advertising words of Great Wall electric fans-Great Wall electric fans, Great Wall electric fans, using metaphors and thimble rhetoric; The advertising word of Jinling mosquito-repellent incense-silent mosquito (taste) uses homophonic pun rhetoric. " I asked, "How do you know these stories?" He said that he had asked his father as well as his neighbors' brothers and sisters. Wang Li also said: "I learned the knowledge of life from advertising words: I know that I should brush my teeth every day, and it is best to treat it with blue sky, because its advertising words say well:' Good teeth, good appetite, good health and delicious food. You have a good eye, and the blue sky must be cured in six places. "If you catch a cold, take the cold medicine" white plus black "and" white tablets during the day and black tablets at night ". Use 999 dermatitis flat when the skin itches. " Just as I praised this classmate, Zheng Gang stood up beside me and said, "I have learned to be a man, too."

4. Zheng Gang stood up again and said, "I learned to be a man, too. A public service advertisement broadcast by CCTV 5 made me feel deeply: on TV, an athlete helped an aunt open a football that was about to fall on the child's head, helped his little brother pick up the badminton that fell on the tree, helped the grandfather push the cart up the hill and picked up the cans that fell on the road. This advertisement taught me to protect the environment and help others; CCTV children's programs and advertisements for washing my mother's feet let me know my mother's hard work and let me know how to honor my elders. "

5.① How can the kindness of parenting be rewarded? (Hainan Yangshengtang Guibie Pill)

I don't care about eternity, I only care about having it. (Fiyta Watch)

(3) Go beyond yourself and succeed. (Anta sports shoes)

4 creamy and silky. (Dove Chocolate)

The world is Ren Woxing. (VIP bird casual shoes)

6. Twenty this year and eighteen next year. (facial cleanser)

Common typos in life

1, press (An) to install.

2. Admit the disadvantage of failure (worship)

3. Self-embrace (violence) and self-abandonment

4, falling needle (flat)

5. Berthing (shipping) goods

6. Pulse (beating)

7. relaxation

8, a worry (chip) don't fight

9, wear (Sichuan) flow.

10, essence (essence)

1 1, overlapping (overlapping)

Du resort 12

13, stop (block)

14, amplitude (radiation)

15, one (deputy) couplet

17, concise and scary (Beijing)

18, generous (almost)

19, one (barrel) gasoline

20, hanging beam bite (shares)

2 1, rough (rough)

22, food does not wrap (fruit) belly.

23. Impact (shaking)

24. Get together (together)

25. Waiting room

26. In a hurry.

27, both (i.e.) make

28. As always (both)

29, grass tube (kan) human life

30, coke (correction) artificial

3 1, angle (foot)

32 100 Jin (gold)

33. There is no way to walk (shin)

34. Jun (Jun) Gong

Don't fall into the nest.

36. Braised (stewed) people.

37. Wax (wax)

38, dead skin (lai) face

39. Blue sky and white clouds

40, Li Ding (force) mutual assistance.

4 1, make persistent efforts (completed)

42, the old couple (2)

43, tube (beam) dream

44, I have a look.

45, water cage (dragon) head

47. Spasm (spasm)

48. Beautiful

49. Luo (Luo)

50, spider silk leech (horse)

5 1, weakness (weakness)

52. Immerse yourself in Myanmar (Celsius)

53. Name (Ming) Postcards

54. Silence (sticking to the rules)

55, thumb

56. Lu (Europe) strives for strength.

57. By (Hirata)

58. Unexpectedly (unexpectedly)

59, repair (repair)

60, pro (green) lai

6 1, too much writing.

62. Admission tickets (coupons)

63. Famous Sparrow (Magpie)

64. be strong

65, scratching (itching) disease

66. Enjoy (enjoy)

67, joking wind (born)

68. Human affairs (world).

70, the amount (hand) is clear.

7 1, back to the new moon (back)

72. Worship of ghosts and gods (precious)

73. to be no.1 (Title)

74. There is no way out (voting)

75, flock to (e)

76. Migration (migration)

77, white and flawless (defect)

78. kuya (Xiao)

79. Discard (publish) information

80. Greetings (announcements)

8 1, string (rotation) law

82. Counterfeiting (forgery)

I can't (own) myself.

84. You (Jude) is like a tiger going down the mountain.

85, exhausted and fish (fishing)

86, make up.

87. Xanadu (source)

88. Dirty (stealing) money

89. Immerse in water

90, sting (sting)

9 1, loaded (frame)

92. Drink pigeons to quench your thirst.

93. Sit in the array (town)

94, circumstantial evidence (sign) Bo cited

95, moxibustion (baking) hands can be hot.

96. Jiuzhou (State)

97, bed (bed) privacy

98, posture (willful) willfulness.

99. Compile (compile)

100, doing (sitting) confinement.