How to say no money is very humorous.

1, born in poverty, five elements are short of money.

My biggest weakness is: lack of money.

3. My pocket is cleaner than my face again!

4. weight. I hate you both for being short of money.

Money is not everything, sometimes you need a credit card.

6. If you have money, you will lose; if you have no money, you will worship God.

7. Lack of money can be seen from a distance.

8. You laugh at me for having nothing, but I pity you for pretending with money.

9. I decided to have breakfast every day, even though I didn't bring any money!

10, people are hard to talk and have no money.

1 1, so hungry! I really want to have a good meal right away.

12, you get what you pay for, and you're not hungry after eating porridge.

13. Those who have money are swiping their cards, while those who have no money are swiping Weibo.

14, what happened to my lack of money? Better than your innocence.

15, the so-called sense of security is all given by money.

16, I just went to a toilet and found a problem. People came back, but the money was gone.

17, people like me have no money to go to the movies and have to stay at home and watch TV dramas.

18, when someone tells you that "it's not about money, it's about principle", nine times out of ten it's about money.

19, when I make friends, I don't care whether they have money or not. Anyway, they are all richer than me.

Yes, we are worlds apart, but I am not wicked because of lack of money.

2 1, I'm dying. I still have 30 cents. Your mother and I are sisters. Give it to her for me.

22. I've only been eating cookies for one yuan a day for almost a month!

I was born in the countryside. I have farmed. My family has no money. I'm serious about living for myself.

24. When we have money, buy two cups of soybean milk, drink one and pour another.

25. The cashier said: No change. Here are two plastic bags for you!

26. I worship money because I am short of money, and I am jealous because I have no money.

27. It's raining outside and someone is filming. It is estimated that they need money badly.

28. When the school is short of money, there is always a reason for you to go home and ask for money.

29, the greatest wish: save enough money to buy an ATM, then there is no shortage of money.

30. All my moods and moods now are due to lack of money, money and money.

3 1, I just patted my wallet, nothing, I just hope it will swell up.

32. Hand index. If nothing happens, I won't have the money for the New Year this year.

I won't bend over when money falls from the sky, because even pies won't fall from the sky, let alone money.

34. Growing up, I found that my best trick was to make money disappear!

When you think I'm not good enough for you, it's only because I'm short of money.

36. When I paid the phone bill, I found my words so valuable.

37, lack of money, lack of money, no money, money for graduation dinner can't afford it.

Once you have money in your hand, you blur the line between consumption and waste.

39, no money, no power, no longer good to you, can you follow me?

40. I found that I have one of the biggest shortcomings. What is this? Lack of money!

4 1, there is nothing wrong with this world, who makes you ugly and have no money?

42. The first time I found that I had no money in my pocket, I felt very insecure.

43. Growing up, I found that my best and most effective magic was to make money disappear!

44. If you have money, you can travel around the world. You can't move without money.

45. Thank you for having no money. Thank you for not bowing all the way. There is no one around now.

46. In our countryside, we are short of money. But what we lack most is morality and self-esteem.

There are two kinds of "poor households"-extreme poverty due to lack of money and extreme poverty due to lack of sleep. After all, it's both.

48. People say that what can be solved with money is nothing, and what happens in your world is only because of lack of money.

49. The pain of lack of money is not to make less money, but to care about using money; The pain of being rich is not that it is difficult to make money, but that it is not used now.

50. I heard someone say today that power+money = man. I wonder, isn't it a man without money and power?

5 1. If I am rich, it means I have a lot of loans.

52. Over the years, I have learned a truth. What if I have no money?

53. I miss the feeling that clothes I haven't worn for a long time feel rich.

If it weren't for the northwest wind, we would have starved to death. The occasional sandstorm is a meal.

55. When you have no money, eat wild vegetables at home; If you have money, go to the hotel to eat wild vegetables.

56. When I was a child, my family had no money. I always pull a rope and tie a plastic bag behind my back to fly a kite.

57. I put a photo of my wife in my wallet to remind myself why the money in my wallet is gone.

58. I heard that you are getting married, and many things came to mind. Most importantly, your sister, don't invite me, I have no money.