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A short story about wine in history
A short story about wine in history
Boiling wine on heroes
This is a story told in the 21st chapter of the famous historical novel Romance of the Three Kingdoms. At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, Cao Cao held the emperor to make the princes, and his power was great. Although Liu Bei is an uncle, he is weak. In order to prevent Cao Cao from murdering him, he had to grow vegetables in his backyard and water himself, thinking that he was hiding his strength. And Zhang was kept in the dark, saying that Liu Bei did not pay attention to world affairs, but learned from villains. One day, when Liu Bei was watering vegetables, Cao Cao sent someone to invite Liu Bei, so Liu Bei had to go home to see Cao Cao trembling. Cao Cao whispered to Liu Bei, "You did a good job at home!" The speaker is interested, but the listener cares more. This sentence scared Liu Bei to death. Cao Cao said that it was not easy for you to learn to grow vegetables, which made Liu Bei feel a little relieved. Cao Cao said that only when he saw the plums in the branches of the garden were green did he think of a past event (that is, "looking at plums to quench thirst"). When I saw this plum today, I couldn't help admiring it. Just as the wine was boiling, please sit in the pavilion for a while. Liu Bei was very calm after listening. When Cao Cao came to the pavilion, he saw that all kinds of wine vessels had been set and the plums were placed on the plate, so he put the plums in the wine bottle and cooked the wine. The two of them sat opposite each other and drank heartily. Halfway through the drink, suddenly dark clouds are gathering and rain is coming. Cao Cao talked about the character of the dragon and compared it to a contemporary hero. He asked Liu Bei, please tell me who is the contemporary hero? Liu Bei pretended to have no ambition and said several people, all of which were denied by Cao Cao. Cao Cao wanted to inquire about Liu Bei's inner activities to see if he wanted to dominate the world, so he said, "A hero has ambition, a good plan in his belly, and the opportunity to hide the universe can control the ambition of the world." Liu Bei asked, who can be a hero? Cao Cao bluntly said: There are only two heroes in the world today, you and me! Hearing this, Liu Bei was taken aback, and his chopsticks fell to the ground unconsciously. It happened that it suddenly rained heavily and thundered. Liu Bei had a brainwave and calmly bent down to pick up chopsticks, saying that he was afraid of thunder. Cao Cao said at this time, are men afraid of thunder? Liu Bei said that even saints are rude to lightning and strong winds. Can I still be afraid After such concealment, Liu Bei made Cao Cao think that he was a mediocre man with no ambition and cowardice, and Cao Cao never doubted Liu Bei again.
A short story about wine in history II
Debauchery and corruption, living in extreme luxury, and then describing a lot of wine and meat.
The emperors in the late Shang Dynasty were mostly masters of fornication and blindly pursued happiness. The nobles of Shang dynasty also drank too much. According to modern analysis, it is speculated that because the wine containers and drinking vessels at that time were mostly bronzes, in which tin was dissolved in wine, people in Shang Dynasty were poisoned after drinking, and their physical condition was declining day by day. In the last years of Shang Dynasty, Zhou Tianzi was lustful and drunk. Historical records and Yin Benji said: "It is a long night's drink to take wine as the pool and county (hanging) meat as the forest to make men and women naked." Later generations often use "wine pool and meat forest" to describe extravagance and indulgence. The tyranny of the Shang and Zhou Dynasties, coupled with alcoholism, eventually led to the demise of the Shang Dynasty. The Zhou Dynasty issued a strict prohibition of alcohol in the merchant gathering place.
In ancient times, there were countless examples of ruining the country by drinking wine. Gong Chu and Jin fought in Yanling, and Chu was defeated. Gong Chu Wang was also shot in the eye. To prepare for the next battle, he called Sima Zi to talk about business, but Zi was drunk and couldn't come. King Gong of Chu had to sigh to heaven and say, "Heaven hit me." . Killing a son who was mistaken for drinking. Had to send the troops back to North Korea.
It is sometimes a good thing for the emperor to get drunk. For example, Qi Huangong lost his hat because of drunkenness, and Qi Huangong was ashamed of it. He didn't go to court for three days, which coincided with the lack of food. Guan Zhong had to act on his own initiative and open the granary of the state capital to help the victims. The victims were ecstatic. A folk song circulated at that time said: (Qi Huangong) Why don't you lose your hat again! .
A short story about wine in history III
Hongmen Banquet-A banquet with ulterior motives
At the end of Qin Dynasty, Liu Bang and Xiang Yu attacked Qin Jun respectively. Liu bang first defeated Xianyang (the capital of Qin Shihuang), but Liu bang's troops were not as good as Xiang Yu's. Xiang Yu was furious and sent Dangyang Army to tackle key problems. After Xiang Yu entered Xianyang, he arrived in the west of the war zone, while Liu Bang was stationed in hegemony. Liu Bang's Sajima Cao Wushang sent someone to tell Xiang Yu that Liu Bang was going to be king in Guanzhong. Xiang Yu was even more angry after hearing this, and ordered the soldiers to have a good meal the next morning and defeat Liu Bang's army. A fierce battle is coming. Liu Bang was surprised to learn this from Xiang Bo, the father of Xiang Yu's Jishi family. Liu Bang respectfully offered a glass of wine with his hands, wishing Xiang Bo a long and healthy life, and made an appointment with his in-laws. Liu Bang's affectionate wooing persuaded Xiang Bo. Xiang Bo promised to intercede with Xiang Yu and asked Liu Bang to thank Xiang Yu the next day. At the hongmen banquet, although there is no shortage of good wine and food, there are also hidden dangers. Xiang Yu's father, Fan Zeng, has always advocated killing Liu Bang. At the banquet, he repeatedly motioned for Xiang Yu to start, but Xiang Yu hesitated and silently refused. Fan Zengzhao took the opportunity to kill Liu Bang, and Xiang Bo protected Liu Bang with his sword. At this critical juncture, Fan Kuai, a subordinate of Liu Bang, broke into the military gate with a sword and shield and glared at Xiang Yu. Xiang Yu saw that this person was distinguished, so he had to ask who the visitor was. Knowing that he was a participant of Liu Bang, he ordered wine, and Fan Kuai immediately drank it. Xiang Yu ordered a pig leg and asked if he could drink it again. Fan Kuai also took the opportunity to say something nice about Liu Bang, but Xiang Yu was speechless, and Liu Bang took the opportunity to walk away. Sean, a subordinate of Liu Bang, said that Liu Bang couldn't come to bid farewell because he couldn't win by drinking. Now he presents a pair of white walls to the king and a pair of jade buckets to the general (Fan Zeng, father). Please accept it. I don't know how deep Xiang Yu accepted the white wall, but I was so angry that Fan Zeng smashed the jade bucket with his sword. Later generations called the Hongmen Banquet a hidden danger.
The fourth short story about wine in history
It is meaningless to talk about crime with instruments.
During the Three Kingdoms period, there was a severe drought and grain production was reduced. According to the regulations of Shu-Han government, the wine-making industry is owned by the state, and private people are not allowed to make wine. On one occasion, the relevant departments found brewing equipment from a family, and the family was to be punished. The owner of the vessel even claimed that he was wronged, saying that although he had vessels, he did not make wine, and he could not say that he was illegal. Xing Li looked him in the eye. If he has equipment, he just wants to make wine. If he wants to make wine, it's a crime. If he commits a crime, he will go to prison. In this way, a so-called person who wants to make wine was locked up and prepared to accept the punishment of making wine.
This matter is not intended to make things difficult for the people, and the law is not clear. As law enforcers, they should obey the orders of their superiors, otherwise they will be accused of lax enforcement.
Jian Yong, the minister, heard about it and thought the law was too harsh and wanted to intercede for the king. But he needs a breakthrough.
Here comes the opportunity. One day, Jian Yong and Liu Bei inspected people's feelings together. On the way, I saw a man walking in the street. Jian Yong said to Liu Bei, "Why can't he have enough sex?" Liu Bei looked at the people in the street, no different from others. How can this Jane say that he is a rogue? Look at Jian Yong, a face of serious expression, no kidding. So, I asked Jian Yong, "How do you know he is a rogue?" Jian Yong still replied seriously: "He has equipment, just like the man who wants to make wine." Liu Bei laughed and let the brewer go. From then on, people who have brewing equipment at home but don't make wine are treated differently from brewers in law.
The fifth short story about wine in history
Ruan Fu and Jiu are brothers.
Ruan Fu, the son of Ruan Ji's nephew Ruan Xian, is also famous for his drinking. Shizai, this man is short and short, with few hairs on his head. He may often wear a hat. But his quick thinking and witty speech won the favor of Emperor Wen of Zhou. On one occasion, Emperor Wen of Zhou thought of Ruan Fu in Doby, and asked people to put ten bottles of 0 1 welcome wine in the house, each with a hat on it, in order to laugh at Ruan Fu's baldness and see what his reaction would be. It is estimated that Emperor Wen of Zhou has nothing to do and wants to find someone to have a good time.
Ruan Fu came into the room and saw the wine with hats and the emperor's teasing smile, and immediately understood the sacred meaning, but the royal wine is good wine, so we must find a way to get it under our own door. Ruan Fu danced and said, "My brothers were so rude that they sneaked to the royal family and sat face to face without saying hello. You should come home with me earlier! " Say that finish, holding the wine left. Leaving Wendi Zhou clapping and laughing there. This is really a good wine and a good reputation, and cleverness has its own cleverness.
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