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On the problems of cricket and water hyacinth
Squirrel is a beautiful little animal, which is very lovable. It has flexible limbs and moves quickly. It has a pair of sparkling eyes embedded in its little face. Its taupe hair is as smooth as oil. Its big furry tail is always upturned, which looks very nice.
Squirrels like to jump around on branches. They are very clever. As long as someone touches the trunk, they hide under a few branches and even jump into other trees. On a sunny summer night, squirrels jump, scream and chase each other in the trees. They seem to be afraid of strong sunlight and often hide in their nests to enjoy the cool during the day. Only when the branches are shaken by the wind will they fall to the ground. But they never go near people's houses.
Squirrels like to live in tall old trees and often put their nests in the middle of tree forks. When they build a nest, they first move a few branches together, then find some dry moss to spread on them, and then compact and flatten the moss. After the nest is built, they add a cover to cover the whole nest, so that they are not afraid of the wind and rain. They live in it with their children, which is warm and safe.
Squirrels often eat pine nuts, hazelnuts and oak chestnuts, and sometimes they eat bird eggs. When they eat, they often sit upright on the branches, hold the branches with their front paws and send them to their mouths. In autumn, squirrels store winter food and stuff it into cracks in old trees. In winter, they sometimes pry open the thick snow with their claws and look for food under the snow.
Squirrel meat can be eaten, tail hair can be used as brushes, and skin can be used as clothes.
puppy
The dog's vigilance is unusual. Its nose is so sensitive that it can smell things three miles away. When eating, it always lowers its head to smell. It also has a pair of ears. Whenever it hears a special sound, its ears will always stand up and listen carefully to the sound outside! So people raise it to watch the gate. It is a loyal friend of human beings.
This puppy has a big mouth and a row of white and sharp teeth in Zhang Kuan. It can kill a big mouse in one bite!
This puppy has strong limbs. It runs fast. It can run two or three miles a minute!
The puppy's eyesight is not very good, and he can only see a distance of about a mile. So, why can it see clearly? Mainly look at its nose.
The dog's claws are very sharp, and it won't be long before it can dig a big and round hole.
When the puppy was born, its hair was brown. When it grew up, it was no longer brown, but became dark yellow.
This puppy has a very gentle personality. If you treat it well, it will use your head and legs, as if it were coquetry to you; But if a stranger comes to his home, he will still bark and even jump on you and bite you.
It's summer, and on a hot day, dogs can often be seen sticking out their tongues instead of sweating. The reason is simple, that's because the dog's sweat holes grow on the tongue.
Puppies are really loved by everyone and bought with real skills.
cockerel
I like my croaking cock very much. It has a crown like a torch on its head. The feathers on his back are like wearing a crimson shiny coat. The belly feathers look like a golden shirt. A pair of bright and flexible eyes and a sharp mouth, together with the most striking colored tail, look beautiful and powerful.
The rooster stood on the platform in the morning and barked loudly, urging people to get up quickly.
Usually, roosters are experts at catching bugs! Although some bugs are alert, they can't escape the rooster's eyes as long as they move. Once, I saw a bug just crawling out of the grass under the tree for a walk, and the rooster found it. I saw the little cock running under the tree quickly, and with its sharp and slender mouth, it caught the bugs at once, so all the bugs became a good meal for the little cock.
Once when I came home from school, I saw the rooster scratching under the big tree in the yard. I quickly put down my schoolbag and grabbed a handful of rice for it to eat. The rooster had a good time. I don't know whose rooster is coming to compete with the rooster for food. This angered the little cock, and he rushed up to fight with the big cock. The rooster pounced on him, and the little rooster calmly fought and shrank from the rooster's tricks. Then, it immediately turned to the back of the rooster, suddenly jumped up, jumped on the back of the rooster, pecked its head, and made it bleed. The cock ran away in pain. The cockerel won, holding his head high and sticking out his chest. Look, you look very proud. I'm flattered.
I especially like this beautiful and lovely little cock.
Xiaobaizhu
There are two little white pigs in my family. They are all white, and their big ears are like two powerful fans, flapping up and down; Long nose, a pair of round nostrils, like two small caves; There is a big mouth hidden under the nose. If you don't look carefully, you won't find a mouth under your nose. There are a pair of unpredictable little eyes and wrinkles on the nose, which really doesn't look good.
When the farm is busy, my mother works in the field and asks me to feed at home. I opened the door of the pigsty and put the prepared food in front of the pigsty. The greedy pigs have a keen nose. They smelled the smell a long time ago. Before I poured the pig food into the bowl, they swarmed and spilled a pot full of pig food. Pig food splashed on my face, trouser legs and coat, and I was so angry that I picked up a stick and wanted to hit them. But as soon as they raised the stick, they cried "wow", as if begging for mercy from me. Looking at their poor appearance, I can't bear to let the stick fall again.
The little white pig grew up and showed his true nature-gluttony and lethargy. Whenever their mother feeds them, they gobble up, swallow the dates and keep humming. When I was full, I stood with a chubby belly, scraped the soil under my body with my feet and fell asleep.
Piggy always makes people angry when he comes to my house for the first time. Perhaps because of the unfamiliar environment, they bravely crossed the pigsty and ran out again and again, but the door was blocked so tightly that they could not get out of the second line of defense. After a day or two, they will be honest, find a water nest, arch it with their mouths, and then lie in it, still splashing mud. Of course, the little white pig will also become a little mud pig. No matter what they do in the yard, the family will be grateful as long as they don't run out.
Sometimes, they make people laugh and cry. One morning, my father wanted to build a pigsty, so he drove them both into the yard. As soon as they came out of the pigsty, they played happily in the yard, scaring several hens to fly and scream. Look at them again, regardless of anything, as if they were finally free, and as if they had come to a new world. After a while, they arch wildly in the charcoal pile, making their faces gray, and then arch young trees and make flowers and plants. The whole yard was turned upside down all morning. Maybe they're tired of tossing. At noon, they finally fell asleep in a warm place.
Although my little white pigs are greedy, sleepy and naughty, I still like them very much, because they add endless fun to me.
ant
A suit of black armor and two slender tentacles make up a brave little black creature-ant.
Every time I walk in the golden campus, I will find a few small "!" Bypass my foot, that's an ant. It doesn't seem to realize the behemoth next to it, and it still walks slowly. The arrogant gait can't help but hurt my self-esteem, and the little ants dare to put on airs in front of me. There is no need to bleed, just poke it gently on its two "antennas" with a small wicker, and it will be scared to run around. At this time, I will be as excited as defeating a powerful enemy, but it is a small ant after all.
Perhaps because of my naughty, I started a "war" with such a kind and weak ant, which is obviously unfair to it.
But since I read an anecdote about ants, I can't help but admire this niche product. This anecdote is: What animal has the greatest strength in the world? The answer is ants, because ants can carry objects six times their own weight. Even if the weight is 100 times heavier than that of ants, it is just a little effort for people, but it is a great job for small ants. Little creature, little creature, I didn't expect your little body to contain so much power.
Happy-go-lucky, vast fertile land is a comfortable home for ants. One by one, small creatures united to form a powerful ant family. Worker ants and queen ants do their best, but they don't "distribute according to work". Worker ants have worked hard for many years, serving the queen ants and feeding the young ants until they die of heart failure, while the queen ants dominate the world and live a pampered life. This is really unfair. I can't help complaining about the fate of worker ants. I really hope that one day the peaceful sunshine can shine into the dark ant nest.
This is my favorite little black creature-ant.
cat
Cats are small animals that people like. They are docile, lively and lovely. They can catch mice and win the favor of their owners.
The newborn kitten, with closed eyes, thin voice and naked body, looks like a crawling meatball.
After the full moon, all the villi grow together. Some collars are white, the limbs are covered with white hair, the back is black and gray, and the tail is gray and black; Some people wear a dark coat from beginning to end, but the soles of their feet are white. People say it is an excellent variety, called "black clouds cover snow"; Some are yellow and tiger-patterned, and people have given it a good name "gold does not change"; There is also a kind of white hair and black hair tail, which is called "dragging a gun in the snow" A full-moon cat can't walk without milk.
Cats eat omnivores and like fish and lean meat best. If you throw it a fruit or vegetable, it will just smell it and walk away.
Cats have thick and soft pads on the soles of their feet, so they walk quietly and silently, and will not scare away mice. There are sharp claws at the end of the toes, which can be extended and retracted at will. This makes it not only run like a fly on the flat ground, but also build houses, climb trees and climb over walls. Rats are forced to lose their souls and rarely escape bad luck.
Cats have teeth as sharp as cones, a rough tongue and many barbs. Once the mouse is caught, the cat's claws scratch and the cat's teeth bite. In an instant, the evil mouse was heartbroken and bloody.
These structural features of the cat give it various advantages in catching mice. As the saying goes, no matter whether it's a white cat or a black cat, catching a mouse is a good cat. Cats that can catch mice don't shout. When it found the trace of the mouse, it immediately fell down and waited patiently for the opportunity to attack. When the mouse approached, it jumped on it with lightning speed and bit the mouse at once.
Cats also have a detector-a beard. Don't underestimate the beautiful beard of a cat. It is very sensitive and generally equals to the maximum length of its bust. So whether the cat can go deep into the cave can be known by measuring the hole with its beard.
Cats also have a unique skill: their bones are soft and they can turn over in midair. Therefore, even if it stumbles in a tall building, it will not die. It always lands on all fours first, shakes its head, shrugs its shoulders, licks its feet and palms, stretches its waist and strolls casually.
Cats are natural enemies of mice, so they have a high ability to catch mice. First of all, because of a pair of special eyes, the pupil can contract or enlarge with the intensity of light. The pupil shrinks into a thin seam under strong light; In the dark, eyes are wide and round, even in the dark, you can see things clearly, and even cunning mice can't escape.
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