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The wife thinks she is very clever. Tell me.

1, the best thing is that someone loves you, the most reassuring thing is that someone believes you, the happiest thing is that someone is with you, and the most extravagant thing is that someone is waiting for you. Be kind to those who love you, repay those who believe in you, cherish those who accompany you and be grateful to those who wait for you. Those beautiful ideas in life are as simple as that.

2, the so-called understanding, is to know each other's deepest pain, where is the pain.

3, can't send a message, it is best not to send a message; Can't talk, it's best not to talk; It is best not to get involved in "behind-the-scenes criticism". Make themselves like a beach, no matter how big the waves are, they are also stroking the beach and shrinking in the waves. Don't be like a stone, let a small wave stir up a high splash.

4. If you always only read books that are in line with your ideas, you will always only know what you already know.

5. People who have never lost often lose badly; People who have never fallen often fail to get up when they fall; People who have never experienced hunger and cold, poverty is destined to be your destination; Those who have not experienced hard work, most of you will not last long. What you despise will eventually be valued by you; If you focus on one direction, you will eventually go further than others. Flowers, often at night; Endeavour, often in loneliness; Success or failure is often on the road.

6. Whoever wants you to be ugly, whether it's human or life, you should return his smiling face. Otherwise, they will succeed.

7. Sometimes I feel very stupid and immature. I don't know how to hide my emotions. My joys and sorrows are particularly vividly written on my face. But when I see those people who don't like to cry or laugh and keep a straight face all the year round, I feel it's better to be silly, and it's better to be naive than insensitive. Xia Qixi

8. If the persistent thing has become a sharp blade, cutting yourself and the people around you black and blue, then the best solution is to let go.

One day, you will smile at the pain of the past. You will thank the people who left you. He doesn't deserve your love, hello or infatuation. After all, he is not the one who is meant to be. Fortunately, he is not. -Zhang Xiaoxian's "Thank you for leaving me"

10 Sometimes, you stretch for a long time just to expect his "sorry" to make you cry.

1 1, there are too many forks in the journey of life, and a turn may be a lifetime.

12, still in love. You don't need to be too handsome, too rich or have a perfect personality. You can lose your temper occasionally, you can not answer the phone or QQ occasionally, you can hang up occasionally, and you can forget the holiday anniversary occasionally. As long as he is by your side for a long time, as long as he cherishes you with his limited life, it is enough to constitute the reason why you love him. You are not a fairy, and you don't ask him to be perfect. That's probably what caring for each other means.

13, the greatest gratitude in this world is to live up to it.

14, books you don't understand don't need to be tacky, you can put them on the shelf. One day, you will suddenly think of this book and take it off the shelf, thinking it is an inspiration. I think this is the fate between people and books. So do people. I can't love you before that, no matter how much you love me. It's not that you're not good, but that I'm not ready.

15, most of the time, I thought I could understand the world, but I was just self-righteous.

16, we often accept that a person is wrong because he is kind to us. We often have bad relations with ourselves. Even if what he says is right, he will try his best to refute it. Paying attention to the relationship while ignoring the content is a big obstacle to our reflection and progress.

17, someone can make you suffer, which shows that you are not practicing enough.

18, we believe that it is easy to start a love and end a love, and it is even worth looking forward to. After many years, I suddenly look back and find that love is the most extravagant disposable consumer goods. Because no one will wait for you in the same place. If you miss it, it will be fixed as a permanent landscape. No matter how much regret and regret, it will become an irreparable loss and punishment!

19, a little bitter, you can hang it on your face to let people know; Some pain can only be buried in my heart alone.

20. Your name is between your lips and teeth, and your shadow is between your eyebrows. I put you in love songs all over the world, so I love you.

Self-righteous talk about blaming yourself for being self-righteous.

1, people suffer because they choose the wrong thing.

I thought I would love for a long time, but I suddenly forgot everything in the past.

3. China University's new three-dimensional education: the boss of the professor, the boss of the professor, and the close relationship between the professor and the boss (university market culture)

Before leaving this world, everything is a process.

I don't know what I am clinging to, but I know I have been embarrassing myself.

6. You are beyond my imagination and I am beyond your imagination.

7. The stupidest person in the world is called experience by his own experience.

8. When we were young, we gave up and thought it was just a relationship. Later we learned that it was actually a lifetime.

9. Love is not the whole of life. When I am 20 years old, I should know that it is just a part of life. Immersed in love every day, even men and women trapped by love will despise him.

10, you forgive all the injuries again and again with compassionate eyes!

1 1. Missing is just a ceremony. True memory is innate.

12, [What I fear most is not that I can't give up on you, but that one day I suddenly don't like you]

13. When a classmate, colleague or friend visits him when he is ill, he naturally sits in the hospital bed.

14, accustomed to a person's loneliness, one more person can do nothing.

15, moved by your persistence, moved by your concern, in the wandering closed cabin, only your name, bright and transparent.

16, you are crazy without me, and I am strong without you.

17, people always want ghosts and gods to know when they do good things, but they always think ghosts and gods don't know when they do bad things. We are too embarrassed.

18, I can't sleep late at night, but when I grow up, I am always worried about love.

Memories are always melancholy! Pleasant makes people feel that it is a pity that it is over; Unpleasant, it's still sad to think of it.

20, only blame the original is too simple, you cheated the most true feelings.

2 1, you won't laugh at the same joke over and over again, but why can you cry for the same person over and over again?

22. Poetry is respected all over the world. Only in today's China, even people like Han Han dare to come out and scold poets. What the hell is XX writing middle school students' compositions? How dare such a person make irresponsible remarks about new poetry?

I don't know whether I went to college or the college fucked me.

24. Once a person regards something as more important than life, he will go all out to protect it.

25. A good man is when others scold his woman for being unreasonable, he holds her in his arms, stands up and says, I'm used to it, what's the matter?

26. If life stops at food and ends at living, I can't see the gap between human beings and a pig.

Being responsible for the joys and sorrows of people you have never met is a way to cultivate a sense of responsibility.

28, no money to raise pigs, rich dogs. Those who have no money eat wild vegetables at home, and those who have money eat wild vegetables in hotels. Those who have no money ride bicycles on the road, and those who have money ride bicycles in the living room. Those who have no money want to get married, and those who have money want to get divorced. Those who have no money pretend to have money, and those who have money pretend to have no money.

29. Life is like fighting the landlord. Once you are a group, you are the enemy.

30, the left eye has never seen the side of the right eye, but only knows how to accompany it to tears without knowing how to comfort.

3 1. There is only one heart, but it is divided into two atria. A sad, a happy.

32. Loneliness is hearing a familiar name and accidentally remembering some stories.

33. Fish like water very much, but boiled fish. I love you very much, but you want to be apart.

Goodbye, I love you very much. Although I'm all thumbs, I tried, so I don't regret it.

35. Loving you is lonely. I don't know what you mean by laughing.

36. I tried to count the injuries you gave me with a smile, but I finally laughed and shed tears.

37. I am not afraid of waiting, getting old, dying or anything. I am afraid that the person I like will fall in love with someone else.

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I dreamed for two years and didn't want to wake up from beginning to end.

40, work hard to lose a year, eat back to lose weight.

4 1, lonely life; 2. Ideal cup; 3. The game is all night; 4. Self-portrait of pornographic photos; 5. Fear of food; 6. Forging certificates; 7. Women are masculine; 8. Boys are sissy; 9. Real-time virtualization; 10. Marriage flicker.

42. Pretend to be strong. Do you think I can do it? See that I'm not invincible, okay?

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44. Love has been standing, and how much courage it takes to go to the end of time.

45. Sometimes when you are disappointed to a certain extent, a flower will bloom. The name of that flower is cold.

46. Nowadays, there is no shame in expressing love. The most shameful thing is to show off the air conditioner.

47. Honey, when you want to cry, look up and tell yourself: Don't be silly, nobody cares.

48. When you grow up, there will always be one or two chances, and you will run for the person you like.

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50. Don't give your heart easily, because it is closest to sadness.

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52. I really want to get drunk and stay awake for a long time, so that my heart will not be dull and sad.

53. After all, I had him, I was moved by him, I cried and laughed for him. I'm glad I have him in my memory.

54. If the water is clear, there will be no fish, and if people are cheap, they will be invincible!

55. Faced with high oil prices, high housing prices and difficulties in making friends, housing is the lowest consumption level.

56. Men become bad when they have money. Yes, many men become bad, but men who have money become bad, even if they have no money, are not much better.

57. One day, my hand was burned. What you are most concerned about is whether the boiling water has been poured. Talking about classic life

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59. There is always a person who will make you forget all the good things of others, but can't see your good things.

If you are not blind, don't understand me with your ears.

6 1, I race against time with your memory.

62. Being too active is often too indifferent.

I can't give you the whole world, but I can give you my whole world if you need it.

64. This invisible pain makes me miss you more.

I stay up late, I feel distressed, I cry, I am tired of shouting, and I feel that I am the only one who knows you.

66. Argue with MM about whether a whale is a fish. Finally, I said that the Japanese also bring personal words, and she agreed that whales are not fish.

67. Some people exist. Because of fate. So he shouldn't complain.

68. Does it hurt to watch your lover chat with others?

69. I am just a child who shines with the stars and is lonely with the night.

70. The most contradictory place between us is that one person fantasizes about each other's future, while the other person misses his past.

7 1, please remember me, remember my name and the years I spilled on you.

72. I may not be perfect, but I have been being myself.

73. Behind the scenery is not vicissitudes, but filth.

74. Life is a journey, and life is a process. It's up to you to climb the mountain or wade by boat.

75. Your self-righteous concern is just a joke in the eyes of others.

76. He always sits still until he is tempted. He was indomitable until he was tortured!

77. Time is too thin and my fingers are too wide, so I can't catch the fleeting time. It's just that I still miss it

78. All women who can do their best have the symbol of a lady.

79. Anyone who is shameless can write dozens of modern poems a day.

80.i know everything. I just cooperate with you to break my heart.

8 1, I want to raise a bunch of minions to help me do winter vacation homework.

I lost my love, my heart, my happiness and myself, but I can't forget my memory.

83. Sooner or later, we will all be apart. I'm really afraid that we can't be apart then. It's better to part now.

84. A good teacher can take you to heaven no matter which bed you are in, and a bad teacher can take you directly to the presidential suite!

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86. I was still waiting for you, but you forgot that you were always in my heart.

87. I envy that I can make fun of those terrible pasts as if nothing had happened.

88. After the housing reform, we can't afford to live in a house, we can't afford to see a doctor after the medical reform, and we can't afford to go to school after the educational reform.

89. Walking back to back, no one stayed and no one turned back.

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9 1, life is not easy, it all depends on acting. Play your own role and make yourself a classic life with amnesia.

92. When you see through everything, you will know that losing is more practical than having.

93. The loneliest time is not when you are alone, but when someone is by your side and he is focusing on another thing.

94. No one likes hypocrites, but it is difficult for civilized society to tolerate real villains. A hypocrite at least knows that civilization is good and is willing to pretend, so he won't die shamelessly and without scruples.

95. When I was young, I thought love was everything. Now I find that nothing is love.

96. There are no elixirs in the world, but when there are more wishful people, some people start to sell them.

97. Rich people will say that poverty is a kind of wealth.

98. We are giving up and whitewashing our memories, thinking that we can disguise innocence and beauty.

99. If I don't know who you are, you are nothing.

100, my mother told me not to be an irresponsible person when I was a child, so now I am stupid.

Self-righteous talk about daquan

People who are not lifelong, if they don't talk about it all their lives, they can put it down reluctantly.

We have gone so far that we forget why we have to go.

If you take others too seriously, you will only be seen as useless by others.

A simple life is not a gorgeous adventure.

The most eternal happiness in life is ordinary, and the longest possession is cherish.

The sweetest thing I can think of is that I like you every day.

We dare not care too much, for fear that others will not care at all.

Sometimes there must be something in life. Don't insist all the time. Don't insist on things that don't belong to you, learn to give up at the right time.

Everything in the world can start all over again, except life and time.

Thinking too much will only ruin you. It makes you uneasy and makes things that are not bad worse.

I don't want anything that doesn't belong to me, and I don't want anything that isn't really given to me.

My attitude depends on how you treat me.

The same word, both missing and missing. When I miss you the most, I realize that I miss you.

Many times, we like others, but others don't know; More often, we hurt others unconsciously.

No matter how dull the knife is, it can cut meat, no matter how light it is, it will hurt.

Love is like a rubber band, which hurts everyone who lets go later.

No matter how confused I am at this moment, in the end, I will live the life I want.

Be a beautiful woman. Don't pour the whole country, don't pour the whole city, but pour all your love.

If a person must finish something he doesn't like, the best way is to do it as soon as possible and then finish it.

We can quarrel, but we can't affect our relationship. No matter friendship or love.

Once you are happy, you will never have a chance to be sad.

I don't know what love is, I only know that I can't live without love.

Only a few good friends, no roll call. I just want to say that I am very happy and moved by you.

At least for a short time, I am the reason why you smile.

Many times, I thought I could see the world, but I was just self-righteous.

I love you not only for your appearance, but also for who I am when I am with you.

The biggest advantage of maturity is that I don't want what I didn't get before.

Whatever you love, set it free. If he comes back, he is yours. If he doesn't come back, he never belongs to you.

If you love, neither time nor distance will be an obstacle.

Being strong is not only not giving in in the face of right and wrong, but also not changing yourself in the face of setbacks.

When I can't see you, I have a lot to say to you in my heart. When you are around, I feel quietly leaning on you, even if I don't talk.

The best way not to be sad is to pretend to be heartless.

Don't trust others just because they say what you want to hear.

My love is not so complicated, two hearts, one home, love me, be kind to me, and ask for nothing more.

Sorry, let our love lose to time and distance.

I want to give you happiness, but I can't walk into your world.

Some people choose to be friends because it is too important, because friends will always go further than lovers.

Say goodbye, and you will never meet again. Say forget, and all your memories will be dense.

I love you, how many times have I said it, and how many people have changed?

In fact, what you are afraid of is not love itself, but falling in love with someone you shouldn't love.

When we know how to cherish ordinary happiness, we become winners in life.

How can I explain to you that when I love you without hesitation, my fears are equally boundless.

As long as it is the end of the comedy, I can cry to my heart's content.

Missing is only a moment, but missing is a lifetime.

Speak your mind bravely, even if your voice will tremble.

Even if you can't forget some memories, pretend you can't.

No one can be pure until the end, but remember, don't forget your original self.

You can have love, but don't be persistent, because separation is inevitable.

Women should sometimes be as brave, independent and responsible as men. Since you can't satisfy everyone, please satisfy yourself.

If you can't have it, then forgetting is the best choice.

Everyone will be tired, no one can bear all the sadness for you, and people always learn to grow up by themselves.

I walk slowly, but I never walk backwards.

Idioms that describe self-righteousness

1. Play with an axe in front of Luban. Showing off one's skills in front of experts.

2, arrogance: there is no one else in the eyes. Describe arrogance and look down on people.

3. Shake your head: Your head is shaking. Describe yourself as enjoying yourself and being self-righteous.

4. Go your own way: do what you think is right, regardless of other people's opinions.

5. Despise cyan with white: vilify cyan with white. Metaphor is to deny others with self-righteous prejudice.

6, self-righteous: natural: like this. I think I'm right. Describe a subjective and unpretentious attitude.

7. Pretending posture: refers to a posture or appearance that pretends to have artistic effects.

8. North and South: I want to go to the south but the bus is heading north. Metaphor is the opposite of action and purpose.

9. High-level self-marking: marking: put it in a certain position. For example, I think I am great.

10, headstrong: stubborn: willful; Stubborn: tough receipt; Personal use: self-righteous. Stubborn and confident, regardless of other people's opinions.

1 1, self-righteous: yes: yes. I always thought I was right. Describe subjective, not open-minded.

12, high self-expectation: a metaphor for arrogance and self-righteousness.

13, burn and bury without lodging: lodging: yielding; Burning money and burying money. In the old society, the government recovered the burial expenses paid to the families of the deceased from the murderers. Metaphor is innocence or disobedience.

14, the teacher's heart is natural: the teacher's heart: taking the heart as the teacher, here means only believing in yourself; Naturally: act according to your own subjective intentions. Describe being self-righteous and refusing to accept the correct opinions of others.

15, be a good teacher: I like being someone else's teacher. Describe immodest, self-righteous, and mysterious.

16. Laugh at Gong Jiao: Gong Jiao and Jiao are both one of the five tones in ancient times. Laugh and be proud in the palace tone. Metaphor satirizes and denies others with self-righteous prejudice.

17, smug: Ming: instruction, thinking. Think oneself great and show pride.

18. Prejudice: It means that what you hear first or the impression you get first often occupies a dominant position in your mind, and it is not easy to accept different opinions in the future.

19, arrogance: take yourself too seriously. Describe arrogance and don't take others seriously.

20. Self-satisfaction: Describe how you think you are very good and proud.

2 1, go one's own way: it means not accepting other people's suggestions and stubbornly following one's own subjective ideas.

22, smart: smart thinking, self-assertion. Overestimate yourself and act subjectively.

23. People who are good at swimming drown: People who can swim often drown. Metaphor means that people think they have some skills, so they get into trouble.

24. Stubborn: Stubborn and refusing to change.