Humorous friends circle funny copywriting

1. 1 The person who laughs with you is either someone who loves you or mentally ill.

No one is perfect, and it is normal to be humiliated. I hope others will humiliate me with these three sentences: "Why are you so thin?" "Don't you have some stinking money?" "It's amazing to have a good husband."

Every time I quarrel with others, I don't know how to scold until I lie in bed.

4. The youngest son practiced leapfrog and jumped a few times. Suddenly, he felt, "Frogs are not easy, how tired they are every day!"

5. Society is realistic, and living is very tiring. The so-called friends around me are all close to me for money. The most common sentence they say to me every day is: "When will I pay back the money?"

6. Love is like sneezing, it can always be played inadvertently, but it is always unsatisfactory to play it on purpose.

7. "Son, it's time to get up and go to school!" "Mom, let me sleep for a while. I really don't like school. Even if my classmates don't like me, the teacher doesn't like me! " "But you are the principal!"

I never sing out of tune, I'm just good at arranging music.

9. "Selling watermelons is not sweet and there is no charge!" "Boss, I don't want anything sweet. I will take care of everything! "

10. "Brother, I won 5 million in the lottery!" "Great, how are you going to spend it?" "I have to pay back the money I owe for buying lottery tickets first!" "What about the rest?" "The rest will be returned slowly!"

1 1. I have been thinking of you since you borrowed money from me.

12. Before I got married, I thought boys were the most handsome when playing basketball. After marriage, I suddenly found that it is the most exciting thing for men to cook, wash dishes and clean up the house!

13. Some people are like a pig in my heart, but you are different. You have two heads.

14. The exam was supposed to be a blockbuster, but when the test paper was handed out, I thought twice and finally decided to hide my strength and get ready.

15. The husband complained that his wife's mother was not good to him. The wife said, "If I had known this, I should have listened to my mother and not married you." The husband's attitude changed greatly: "What? Did your mother stop you from marrying me? I guess I was wrong about her. She is so good to me! "

16. Other people's abdominal muscles are practiced in front of the mirror, while mine is smiling in front of the mirror.

17. "Money can't buy happiness, let alone happiness." Generally speaking, people who say this are either tired of spending too much money or too little money to buy things!

18. "I'm so afraid that one day you suddenly don't love me!" ""Fool, what are you thinking? When did I love you! "

19. Some people say you are like a monkey, others say you are like a pig, and they are still arguing. They really went too far! You look like a monkey, but your brain is like a pig!

20. I finally succeeded in losing weight. Look, my two chins are sharp.

2 1. I have passed a person countless times, and my clothes were all scratched without a spark.

In order to drink more hot water in cold weather, I bought a good quality thermos. I went early in the morning, burned my mouth eight times and didn't drink a mouthful of water.

23. Who fed my QQ cough syrup? Why do I feel that this penguin has not coughed for a long time?

24. I have thought it over carefully. If I were more modest, I would become a truly perfect person.