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I suggest you take off the bill.

1. Find a friend, a boyfriend, salute and shake hands, and then go after Singles Day ~

2. Don't ignore your feelings. This is how you feel about the inner world and the outer world. The throb caused by that connection is life. What we are has nothing to do with others. Deal with a man as he deals with you. Don't deviate from yourself more and more with other people's public opinion. Don't flatter yourself, don't sell yourself short.

3. Double Eleven, I don't have any special wishes. One thing I want to achieve most is that I really want to help a girl clean the shopping cart. . .

4. On Singles Day, I sat at home and watched it, and saw a couple being torn to pieces.

5. "It is said that music goes well with chocolate in rainy days." Then you should have heard that "the mid-term exam is better with Singles' Day."

6. I said Happy Singles Day, but I envied the happiness of two people in my heart.

7. I hate being told "Happy Singles' Day". The hateful thing is that I have to say "thank you".

8. There is no labor on Labor Day and no lover on Valentine's Day. Fortunately, I am still a bachelor on Singles Day.

9. It's good to be single, not jealous, not crying, not caring, not afraid of leaving, not afraid of losing, not afraid of being cheated and betrayed, not afraid of sentimentality.

10. Some people say that I am single. Hehe, it's really funny. Isn't everyone a body? You are a fucking catamaran!