I'm dead, tell me _ I'm dead, sign.

I'm dead. I have something to burn. Small things arouse the soul, big things dig the grave. Really miss me. Come down with me. If you encounter a line, it is purely a walking corpse! The following is what I arranged for you. I'm already dead. Tell me about my signature.

I'm already dead. Talk about signature classics.

1. I have something to burn when I die! ! Shut the door for a few days and don't come to me if you have nothing to do.

2. I am dead and have something to burn. Small things call the soul, big things dig the grave. Don't know my house number in the underworld, scan the QR code in front of my grave?

I'm dead. I have something to burn. It will be dark at night and there will be no screaming during the day.

4. I'm dead. If I am resurrected in a few days, don't mind. Is it a fake corpse?

5. I am dead and have something to burn. Small things arouse the soul, big things dig the grave. Really miss me. Come down with me. If you encounter a line, it is purely a walking corpse!

6. If you are tired and don't want to talk, do whatever you want. Everything has nothing to do with me. Don't come to me if you have nothing to do in the future. I'm already dead.

7. Excuse me! I'm already dead! But thank you for coming to see me! See you tonight 12! I'm dead. I have something to burn. Please give me dollar bills. Rmb is barely ok, thank you.

8. When I die, don't forget that Tomb-Sweeping Day burned paper for me! Brothers!

9. Just now, a real estate agent called me and recommended a house in Luohu District. I just said that my salary is RMB, the real estate agent:? Excuse me, please? Fuck, hang up,

10.？ You bastard, this is 200 thousand. Stay away from my daughter. ? Show some respect, I'm kidnapping! ?

I'm already dead. Talking about humor of individual signature.

1. drinking in front of us bragged: I started to fall in love in the fourth grade of primary school, fucked a junior high school girl, became a high school girl, slept with a beautiful woman in Huda University, and now I want to pick up a graduate student! Finally, another brother said, what B. I have been with your wife since I was a child!

When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grew up, I found that the whole world could not save me.

Laozi is my son's passport, and my son is my epitaph.

This is often the case, and it is too late to turn back. Even if you are willing to be a rotten horse, there may not be a returning grass waiting for you.

Without the original scars, there would be no dirty hypocrisy now.

6. Honey, are you dead? Hold me tight when you die, and let the corpse collector know that we are a couple!

7. Me: Do you know why monkeys get dizzy when they blow goblins in Journey to the West? The wife said, that's because monkeys haven't brushed their teeth for 500 years.

8. The wife wants to show off her figure to her husband. Wife:? Honey, who do you think I look like? The husband thought for a moment and smiled. Like Obama's wife Michelle. ? Wife:? Am I really that slim? Husband:? No, it's the same black! ?

9. One day, the goddess received a large bouquet of roses from her boyfriend, which was actually paid for. The goddess broke up in a rage? Looks like it's a good idea for me to pretend to be her boyfriend, right?

10. Stop fooling around, or life will confuse you. !

1 1. I just want to remind you that people who laugh on the bus should not panic. He may be reminding you that someone is stealing from you. All tears. A group of people have sent me home to take medicine. It's hard for a good man to do it! 、、

12. In a meeting, the manager usually tells smokers that they were all strangled! ! You jump, I jump. Live and die together.

13. If you are going to die at this moment and he is not around, what is the meaning of your past life?

14. No one has died in life since ancient times. If you die early and die late, you will look down on life and death. Do it if you don't accept it. I won't tell you if you kill me. You haven't played the honey trap yet!

15. You can die quietly when you are quiet.

16. You can be crazy when you are crazy. what is love ? Can you eat and drink? Would we die without it?

17. Sleep in class, fight after class, and die in the exam.

18. True love is indispensable, because there is a heart in love. If you are eager for success, people will die.

19. When reading a book, I cramp as soon as I read it, and Sven is like a diaper rash!

20. The difference between a brother and a girlfriend, something happened, and the brotherhood said that it was not dead; The best friend will say, baby, are you okay?

I'm already dead. Talking about the hot articles of personalized signature.

2 1. As the saying goes, don't brag and force yourself to be careful of being struck by lightning. If lightning never dies, there will be old Chinese medicine practitioners.

The living continue to grow old, but only the dead can live forever. ℡℡℡℡℡℡℡℡℡℡℡℡℡℡℡℡℡℡℡℡℡.

23.- When you die, I will burn down Hongyi Courtyard to see you off.

24. Every time I face delicious food, I tell myself that if I eat too much, I will die. ? But it turns out that I'm really not afraid of death!

25. Even if my life is so tired now, I will try my best to hold on. The difference between brothers and girlfriends, something happened, brotherhood said, not dead; The best friend will say, baby, are you okay?

26. If you care too much about others, you can either kill yourself or let others die.

27. Stop outside their world as a bystander and watch them love each other to death. Even if you freeze to death in the street, you won't shake your head like a dog. Life is not about birth, aging, illness and death.

28.▼ Amor, this life is really boring. Sick and sick.

29. An ambiguity and a death. If we live in each other's hearts, isn't death a separation?

30. You hurt me, tired, cried, lost, died, you won, are you happy?

3 1. You won't die without love, but you will live with love. Tired. Just tired. Comfort is for the dead.

I love you forever, because you are the only one I am looking for.

Why can't I love you? Because you are the one I want to drown.

If I die, please put a computer in my coffin.

35. Women who are not used to makeup are embarrassed to go out. Do they want to wear masks? Women who are used to makeup are embarrassed to go out without makeup. Do they feel humiliated?

36. It's not that I don't want to be a lady, but that life has made me a bitch?

37. In class today, the math teacher speaks the trumpet in class. Suddenly, when he saw a classmate deserting, he asked him to count the angles. Only that classmate made a wonderful move: he quickly squatted down and began to count his classmates' feet. Suddenly the whole class laughed.

38.b, NB in the north, just south.

39. Wonderful message for men to work overtime on weekends: Woman, you slowly clean up the house at home, and I will go out to sweep the world for you.

40.i forgot to tell you. Actually, I love you so much that I forgot to tell you. Actually, I miss you very much.

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