Funny and deceptive question routines

The better friends you are, the more you can joke. Not particularly good friends, occasionally need a little humorous sentences to increase friendship. The following are the funny and deceptive questions I have compiled for you.

Funny and deceptive questions 1 1 Does your family know that you are so stupid? No. I see. . Know nothing.

2. A: There is a stupid pig as the referee in the tortoise-rabbit race. Who won the tortoise and rabbit race? B: Tortoise shell: Well, that's what the pig said.

3. "Would you like to be my sun?" "I do." ? "Then please keep 92955886.7 kilometers with me."

4. "Hello, may I know you?" "Why?" "I think your future has something to do with me."

5. What is the roaring dog in the sky, and what is the next god? Next is the dog!

6. Are you my best friend? Yes I just watched TV and said that dogs are man's best friends. . .

7. Do you want a face that falls from the sky (the answer is thick-skinned) (the answer is not shameless).

8. "I am in good health." I can't stand the wind and rain. "I just can't remember you."

9. Say yes ten times. . . . ? Are you different from a pig? Answer quickly, no!

10, I will live for a day? Live what? You can die as soon as you turn over.

1 1, "I want to lose weight, they are thinner than me", "I like you but I don't like them".

12. Let me ask you a question. What is a pig, sheep, dog or pig? Alas!

13, male: "I have a girlfriend" female: "Then she must be very beautiful!" Man: "Why are you so narcissistic?"

14, "Don't you feel bad for me?" "The heart is in your place. Whether it hurts or not, you can do it yourself. "

15, I think you are too narcissistic. Honestly, did you grow up like this? The beauty pageant won the top three at most.

16, "Do you believe in love at first sight?" "I don't know." "Why don't I try to pass you again?"

17, I have lost ten knives, two, how many more? Eight (Dad).

18, "Do you want a dog?" "What dog?" "The single kind."

19, I think you are so strange today. Is it strange there? It's beautiful! !

20. "I want to travel recently and want to travel around the world." "Let's go." "Well, I'll walk around you tomorrow."

2 1, this is my new windproof lighter. Can't you blow it out? What kind of lighter do you have? Windproof but not fart!

22. I am a grain, you are a horse, and together we are a piece of Shaqima.

23, others love you just want to sleep with you, I am different, sofa, kitchen, can be.

24. "What is not north and south in the world?" I am not a thing.

25. "I'm looking for a store?" "What shop?" "Your phone."

26. You're just having fun. Why should I snicker? Because I love you.

27, finished, you also ignore me, I became a dog ignore.

Do you like getting rich? Yes, but I didn't. Why? Because I like to hug you.

29. "Have you heard the story that the tortoise said no?" "no"

30. Peaches are not watermelons? Of course. So you're not someone else?

3 1, I heard that marriage is very cheap, and the civil affairs bureau will get it done for 9 yuan. Let me treat you!

32. "Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me?" "I don't know." "Tang Priest, I will marry you."

33. Do you use your right hand or your left hand to clean the toilet? B: Right hand. You are disgusting. We all wipe it with paper.

34. The way you eat is really cute. Have you practiced?

35. "I want to change my style recently." "What expression?" "I can't do it without you."

Funny and deceptive question routine 1, can you be my girlfriend? If not, I'll think about it again.

If your ex-boyfriend and current boyfriend fall into the water at the same time, can I be your boyfriend?

You and I have nothing to talk about except falling in love.

4, say one-sided is often staying up late, say it is insomnia, tell the truth is thinking about you.

5. "You are a little strange today".

"How strange"?

"Very cute" ...

Did your mother teach you to be polite?

I did it.

Then I like you, and so do you. I was right.

7. Cute is not a long-term solution.

Cute. I am a long-term solution.

8. I can't fall in love.

Why?

Let's get married.

9. What I want is simple. The years are still there, and so are you.

10, I really want to fight with you.

why

Hit the foot of the bed from the bed in the bedroom

1 1. When I met you, the creator said four words in my ear: doom is inevitable.

12. The circle of friends you have paid attention to and praised is called Puffs.

13, are you nearsighted?

not have

Then how do I like you? You can't see it.

14, you don't love me now, I want to tell you,

After this village, I will wait for you in the next village!

15, tell us about it.

What are you talking about?

date

16, I count.

You missed.

Without me

17, believe in yourself, I can make you the second happiest person in the world. What should I do if I break up with my boyfriend?

Because of you, I am the happiest person.

18, I only have eyes for you. Until I meet you, all the excitement will turn into a situation.

19, I stole roses, but I really like you.