Life is hard. Tell me about funny poems.

Funny poems make people laugh and flow.

1. Poor is fine, poor is fine. Money makes wives.

Two heads are better than one.

3. Shoot the horse first/rape/catch him in bed.

We hate spending less money until the end of the month when books are used.

There is love in the sky, and the old man dies young with love.

Since God has given talents, let them be used! The mouse son can make holes.

7. How much sadness can be like a pot of spirit Erguotou.

8. If the relationship is long-lasting, Classmate Right: It should be the time for two people to get married.

9. The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead. A: Qian Lang died on the beach.

10. On the side of the sinking ship, Qian Fan passed by. Students are right: there are many kinds of flowers that are complacent.

1 1. Glowing glass of wine, written by classmates: a lot of money and beautiful women.

12. I don't know the true face of Lushan Mountain, but I am in it.

13. The river is general, and there is a cage in the dark hole on the well.

14. Yellow dog is white and white dog is swollen.

15. The river is general, and there is a cage in the dark hole on the well.

16. Yellow dog is white and white dog is swollen.

17. The back waves of the Yangtze River pushed the front waves and died on the beach.

18. Red orange yellow green blue purple southeast northwest middle with white.

19. There are other ladies in his court, and 3,000 precious beauty iron bars will be ground into needles.

20. Take off your clothes and belt, and you will never regret it.

2 1. How good is Qian Shan Wanshui?

22. Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue and purple are white in the southeast, northwest and central regions.

23. There are other ladies in his court, and 3,000 precious beauty iron bars will be ground into needles.

24. Take off your clothes and belt, and you will never regret it.

25. How good is Qian Shan's total water supply?

26. Poverty is fine, and poverty is fine. Money makes wives.

27. I knew her a long time ago, but we have been apart for a long time, and XX's family are idiots.

28. If the sky is affectionate, the old man will die young if he is affectionate.

29. Straight down to thousands of feet, it is suspected that there is no paper in the stool.

30. Since God has given talents, let them be used! The mouse's son can make holes.

3 1. The sky is sentimental and old, and it doesn't bother you to be struck by lightning every day.

32. Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue and purple are white in the southeast and northwest.

33. Life is like a dream.

34. A ghost knocks at the door in the middle of the night, and pedestrians want to die.

35. Shoot people first, then horses, and then catch them in bed.

36. Peach Blossom Pond is deep in thousands of feet, and the ancients used no paper to defecate.

37. How much sadness can be like a pot of spirit Erguotou.

38. Zeng Ge divorced and spent his early days in Chris Lee.

Classic funny jingle

1. blink and I'll die; Your eyes blinked again, and I came back to life; Your eyes are blinking, so I'm dying.

In the spring breeze, under the flowers, chickens and ducklings are playing house. The duckling holds flowers in his hand and sticks them on the chicken's head. You are a chicken and I am a duck. The duckling misses her.

3. Eat fat and pretend to be fat, with big ears and strong limbs. Take a pen, buy a computer and sleep online at night.

4. Be careful! Thunder! Wukong, get up quickly, it's raining to collect clothes! It's two o'clock in the morning 14. Ha ha.

5. Miss you, miss you, miss you to death, find a painter to draw you, stick you in a cup, drink water every day and kiss you!

6. I am hibiscus and you are yellow mud. Without the fertility of your yellow mud, where can I get hibiscus flowers?

7. You grew up lacking calcium and love, wearing a sack, a lid, underwear, a belt and a tie on your head.

8. Four happy events in the new life: chatting with friends, shopping to meet netizens, and charging the phone bill to make your lover happy!

9. The sky is gray and wild, and the hope for this year is too slim! The water is curved, the road is long, and the days without money are too long! The building is tall and busy, and I can't wait to rob a bank!

10. You are very handsome. You are the most handsome in the world. You have a nest of cabbage on your head and a sack of kelp in your waist. You think you are Dong Fangbubai, but in fact you are the second generation of declining gods.

1 1. online years are like flying knives, and knives are ruthless and make people old; Revolutionary body is the most important, don't stay up late surfing the internet; To keep healthy, go to bed before two o'clock!

12. You are happy and carefree. You have been sad and infatuated. You dare not change your mind. Don't doubt. I am worried about writing it. I am most afraid that you are unintentional.

13. Sleeping a beggar is a local tax, sleeping with a wife is a tax, sleeping with a lover is tax evasion, and sleeping with a sister-in-law is a value-added tax.

14. Girls are so cute, just like Chinese cabbage in winter. Eat you every day, no exception, no exception, everyone loves you.

15. You eat like a thief, pretend to be fat, have big ears and strong limbs, bring a pen, can't do accounts, buy a computer, can't surf the Internet, and are allowed to pee in the pit at night.

16. There are many women around, all of whom are elder sisters. Occasionally there are exceptions, and it's also a bad date. Looking around the world, where is my grass?

17. I was glad to see you just now. I didn't realize you were a playboy. I am so cruel after cheating. I have a crush on you. I'm worried about not seeing you. I'm so sad that I can't keep you!

18. Dear, the revolution has not yet succeeded, and comrades still need to work hard! I will go forward as always.

19. I love you, but I dare not tell you. I'm afraid that if I do, I'll die at once. I'm not afraid of death. I'm afraid that no one will love you as much as I do when I die!

20. It is strange that some cadres go bad only in their fifties and sixties. They sing and dance for the next generation.

A funny and wonderful jingle.

1. San Xiao is not wrong, but it can't stand the temptation.

2. "Generation gap" means that I asked my dad what he thought of "Chrysanthemum Table" and he said he had never drunk it.

Thought can be dirty, but life must be healthy, because only a strong body can support a dirty soul.

4. Women are like clothes. I just found out today that I have been streaking for 20 years.

5. Men are dumped, and the problem of money; Women are dumped, they look bad, I am dumped, and you are fucking crazy.

6. Face the fucking life with a nonsense attitude.

7. Flowers are red, and people are different from dogs.

8. Don't be infatuated with elder brother, my sister-in-law will hit you.

I told you not to push me. If you push me again, I'll play dead for you.

10. What is youth? Who hasn't been young? Are you old? Damn it!