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Classic sentence daquan: the man who procrastinates again is also born to a woman.

1, finally know how I lost, it turns out that I am not as cheap as her and you.

I always like to keep everything in my heart.

I love you, but you love him.

4. The man who procrastinates again is also born to a woman.

My heart can't forgive you any more! !

6. Don't pretend to feel bad for me again and again.

7. Ignore me and I can't hide.

8. A 30-year-old man is a hurdle and a watershed in life, full of expectation and suspense.

No one can predict the future. So someone always regrets it. .

10, too many verbal excuses make people feel flashy. It's better to leave a smile.

1 1, I realized that my life was not cheap.

12, others don't care about your feelings, can you still love?

13, if you are the sand that I can't hold in my hand, I am willing to raise it. . .

14, remember what should be remembered and forget what should be forgotten. Change what can be changed and accept what cannot be changed.

15. Standing behind the warm window, enjoy the original appearance of the heavy snow: light, misty, covered with the earth, white, and no one has trampled on it.

16, people talk too much and bitches crawl around;

Before you try to cheat me, please be prepared that I may never forgive you.

18, if one day we pass by, will we never see each other again? .

19, dear user, your school life is less than days, so you can't renew your fee. ...

20. We all lost to forever. After all, forever is too far away.

2 1, I'm relieved to know that you are not doing well.

Qq space says that men who procrastinate again are also born to women.

First, don't believe what a playboy says. When Xiao San left, Xiao San appeared.

Second, the man who procrastinates again is also born to a woman.

Third, you don't know that you have always been my dream.

If one day you don't love me, please don't tell me. I can't stand not having your son.

Every time there are new students in the class, boys want to be beautiful and girls want to be handsome.

Life is like a dance, the person who teaches you the first dance steps may not be able to accompany you to the end. ........

Seven, either be a loser or be a character. .

Eight, all the vows of eternal love in the moment you turn your back on me, mercilessly put the sword into your heart.

I want a hug, no affectation, no embarrassment, only love.

Ten, now I understand that a person can be so sad that there is no emotion, no words and no expression. /

I am a principled person. In the final analysis, there are only three principles for my life, depending on my mood.

Twelve, I am stupid, I am stupid, but I can't beat you. Get out of my world and my heart with your so-called love, okay?

Thirteen, I cut my hair short, loved rotten people and saw through friendship.

Fourteen, without me, the earth will not stop turning; As if you left me, life must be no different.

Are you happy with her? Don't you know that your happiness is based on my pain?

Sixteen, we missed the moment when we missed class together and told a good story.

17. Being strong deserves to be stung by those tiny links. Don't you like it?

18. Go after it if you like, regardless of whether someone has a boyfriend or girlfriend, the team has a goalkeeper. The ball is not always scored.

I am very happy now, because I have my own little happiness.

When you love someone very much, you will see him or her wherever you go.

Twenty-one, the original number appeared for us to call the fox more conveniently. hostess

Twenty-two, I am not a superman, I can also love, hurt and cry.

Twenty-three, the most brilliant moment of Apple was hitting Newton on the head.

If I want to love you blue and white, will you dress me in a wedding dress?

Twenty-five, even if all the men in the world are dead, the best men can't touch them.

Twenty-six, if a person is very sad, find a corner or a quilt to cry, without the sympathy of others, and live happily after crying. -

27. I can tell others about you with a straight face, but no one can imagine that my heart is already on the rocks.

Twenty-eight, HongLing dance, charming life, crazy walk on earth.

Twenty-nine, a lot of times, I obviously don't think like that in my heart, but I can't help saying the opposite.

Thirty, less detours and missed the scenery. Anyway, thanks for the experience.

3 1. The reality is true and false, and the colors are black and white, blending into a turbid picture. You can't see or hear the truth you want. .

32. I have packed my bags just to wander in the future without you.

After all, I prefer to be myself.

Thirty-four, the three laws of love: either wait, or be ruthless, or get out!

35. Wait a little longer and be patient. The future we want will come.

I wish I were a man. I can chase girls and help my brothers fight. A thousand cups can't be poured. My mother won't bother me when I wander alone at night, and I didn't have my period.

Thirty-seven, I was a fool who explained my tragedy and finally smiled stupidly.

The man who dragged it was also born to a woman.

1, joy and sadness in life, used to express joy, adapted to cover up suffering. It's not that I don't want to talk, but I'm afraid I won't be recognized. The best silence will make people feel awe and respect from the depths of their souls; The best expression will make people feel happy and look up from the heart.

2, no oath, no commitment, it doesn't matter.

If you like it, please don't say it easily, it's only a short love stay.

4, sad, don't tell others, because no one will care.

Is happiness too easy, so we won't cherish it.

6. The heartbeat is only a moment, and the heartbreak is only a moment.

7. Life is precious because it is limited, and we will work hard because of it.

8. Loving will only increase the embarrassment of the ending.

9. Because of love, you stop living meaningless for yourself and start fighting for him. You love someone blindly, just to love yourself better. But I don't know what it takes to be lonely.

10, don't think that I am writing love, it is a mystery that my love can't be reborn.

1 1. Memories are beautiful, but also painful. Memories are memories that can't go back to the past.

12, there is a kind of fate, and after letting go, it becomes a landscape.

13. It turns out that there are some people you think are very important. If you don't contact them, they will never contact you.

14, people who don't know me are never qualified to call me indifferent.

15, no matter when you come, don't waste a minute on people and things that are not worth it.

16, the man who dragged it was also born to a woman.

17, I keep all my disappointment in my heart, which is a person's eternal life.

18, the smell in the air swallowed my thoughts.

19, who holds the painted face and makes the beauty of the years feel dejected.

20. The whole world can see the sadness in my eyes except you.

2 1, humble, shameful face, with drug-addicted depression, never thought about making progress at the age when he should have started a family, but he was obsessed with pleasure at the age when he should have struggled. How much have you reflected and understood? How can we move forward without conscience?

Qq Space Funny Talk Daquan: No matter how awesome men are, they are also born to us women!

1. Some boys don't even know what a girl's personality is, just say that they like a photo. It's not like this. It's called shopping.

2. Why does my total score seem to be less than others?

Girl, don't cry Crying won't solve the problem, you should die!

Because I broke up with the quilt this morning, the quilt is very cold to me now.

5. Why do you read the most tangled three sentences in class? Look at the blackboard! Why are you looking at the blackboard? Look at me! Why are you looking at me? Read a book!

6. I went to a restaurant with my friends last night, and there was a lucky draw after eating. At that time, I took out the note from the lottery box and read aloud: Wow! Beer 10 Jin! Then, the hotel waiter coldly corrected me and said that it was beer 1.

7. What department does this student want to join? I want to join the canteen!

I have looked in the mirror many times, but I still can't find a good angle.

9. Stop joking. Have you ever seen the fish in the fish-flavored shredded pork? Is there a wife in the old lady's cake? Is there Lei Feng in Leifeng Tower? So you have no breasts in your bra and no money in your wallet, which is understandable!

10. Yesterday at dinner, my father suddenly looked up and said to me: I helped you get a piece of land today and suddenly had a meal, and an idea that had been brewing for a long time suddenly popped up; I knew I was actually an invisible rich second generation! I used to be poor at home to sharpen me! The time is finally ripe! They finally let me show my talents! When I glanced at the Dow Jones index reported on TV, my mind flashed with knowledge of economics and the general direction of investment was clear to me. So I fought back my inner excitement and asked in a calm and casual tone as much as possible: Oh, which land? good name

1 1. When a woman is tired, she goes home to be spoiled, and when a man is tired, she goes home to pee.

12. How was the exam? Sprite is required for the exam. . Why? Because my heart is flying before the exam, my heart is cold after the exam.

13. Do you have a hole in your head? Is there any water in the pit? Are there any fish in the water? Can fish be eaten? Can you spit bones? Won't it get stuck?

14. But gold always shines, and you glass slag only reflects light!

15. when you suddenly don't reply to my message, I always comfort myself: nothing, you are probably dead.

16. Mosquitoes are gods. If you don't buy some mosquito-repellent incense to burn, it will sting you all the time.

17. Listening to music with headphones today, I found that there was no sound on the left. After inspection, it was found to be a false alarm. It turned out that I was deaf in my left ear. I thought the earphone was broken, which surprised me.

18. I just patted my wallet. Actually, it's nothing. I just hope it will swell up.

19. One day in the dormitory, my roommate looked in the mirror and said, I am so handsome. Suddenly another roommate said, you are so fucking cruel that you lied to yourself.

20. What is the largest island in Thailand? Buji i. If you don't know, you don't know what to sell.

2 1. Left Qinglong, right Baihu, the middle one is 250.

22. There are vampires in American high schools, long legs in Korean high schools and broken legs in China high school homework.

I have given you my mobile phone number, why don't you understand my mind! Charge me dozens of dollars for anything.

24. It is said that those who study accounting and medicine are a perfect match. One seeks money and the other kills.

25. The Chinese teacher said that Mulan had been disguised as a man for so many years without being discovered. What does this mean? I calmly answered, Mulan is the airport.

26. If you study, how can you take the exam? ! How can there be no trust between people!

27. I hope you can walk by yourself in the future. I'll take the bus.

28. Why do you feel suffocated when listening to a concert? Please don't wrap the earphone around your neck. Thank you!

29. Primary school courses are expensive, junior high school courses are expensive, high school courses are expensive, and college courses are expensive.

30. Girls nowadays are really. The purpose of boys telling dirty jokes is to make you bow your head shyly. Wouldn't it be better if you told them a yellower one?

3 1. Invite someone to dinner tonight. Are you free? Yes Then you can cover for me. Thank you.

32. No matter how awesome a man is, he is also born to us women!

He is worth tens of millions and owns countless luxury cars, private luxury restaurants and modern farms. Since he lost his QQ number, he has nothing.

Every time I teach Buddha's feet, the Buddha always gives me a foot.

35. What are gay friends and his booty friends? Gay friends is a friend who eats KFC together, and his booty friends are friends who eat instant noodles together.