202 1 talk about how to make a person spend valentine's day domineering and funny.

1. Who will accompany me on Valentine's Day? It seems that there is only my shadow.

2. Actually, looks really don't matter. Love cares about feelings, but I don't feel ugly.

The whole world smells of love, and only I smell of single dog.

4. Say it again! Our name is not single dog, our code name is Lone Wolf!

Some people say that they have been single for two years. I said it's no big deal. I have been single since I was born.

6. I really want to say loudly: Shit, it's Valentine's Day again.

7. The saddest thing is not being single, but not having a favorite person in my heart.

8. If you are alone, you can go to McDonald's to buy a couple package and eat it all yourself.

9. Ugly people can't wait to find someone. Handsome people still stick to their principles and stay single.

10. In a group of student parties, there is always a god-like single dog who can answer all love questions.

1 1. As single dog, only static electricity crackles with me in winter.

12. On Valentine's Day, single friends team up to go to the movies and separate their seats one by one!

13. Let's have a baby, shall we?

14. If you can't cook, just stay away and I'll cook for you later!

15. Like a cat in an old alley, I am free, but I have no home. It's the first time I've heard that being single is so fresh and refined.

16. Don't let single dog go out in winter. If you fall down, it will become a thriving ice!

17. On Valentine's Day, I hope to see my name in your signature or speech, ok?

18. Single boy's name is single dog. Do you have a description of single girls? A teenager who has been single for 20 years replied: the dog ignores it.

19. If you don't want to be a single dog to show your love to others on Valentine's Day, you should take the initiative to tell Lao Tzu.

20. We want to fly in heaven, two birds become one, and I want to be a pig in the same circle!

2 1. Do you want to marry me in this life or in the next?

22. Other people's fairy tales are always romantic, but mine are always bleak.

23. There is a kind of singleness, and there is a kind of singleness just to wait for someone.

24. Another man with a broken nail. Just mend it. Today, it is a narcissistic mosquito. Hahahaha, I like the scene map very much.

Tianhe's parents met many lovers on the road. Father said that I was really humiliated and could only hold their hands. He also said it was useless for me to spend Valentine's Day alone this year.

27. Nobody held my hand on Valentine's Day, so I put it in my pocket.

28. What the hell? Valentine's Day holiday! This day is really unlucky for single dog like me.

29. When we break up, don't tell me that we are not suitable. I'm a fucking Martian, not suitable for the earth.

30. Reasons for being single so far: acquaintances are not easy to start, and strangers are not easy to talk.

3 1. Obviously not single, I still spend Valentine's Day alone.

32. Today is Valentine's Day. Romantically, couples get wet in the street.

33. The more wrong love is, the braver it is. Love must be persistent. Everyone who is single must see through it. If you want to love, don't be afraid of pain.

34. It's almost Valentine's Day. How can you be so calm about someone who secretly loves me?

I am not afraid to spend Valentine's Day alone, but I am afraid that the person I like will spend it with others.

36. I don't need to be unfaithful for life. Whoever lets me down will let me despair.

37. Actually, being single is not terrible. The terrible thing is that there is no one you like.

38. I am a socialist successor. How can I talk about being immersed in love?

39. This year is Valentine's Day alone, but I calculated that my salary will arrive on Valentine's Day 5, 14, or even a day or two earlier. God must have told me.