Tell me about funny QQ-it's different to die early and die late.

How lovely the world would be if my test scores could go up like house prices.

The math teacher put up two fingers and said to the students, "Students, the key to learning math well is three words! Do more exercise. "

It is said that people who have had previous lives are lying to themselves; It is said that people in the next life are lying to others.

Men in bars are looking for excitement, while women are mostly looking for excitement.

I have become an immortal, please smoke if you have anything to do. Buddha said that smoke without fire can't be a positive result, and smoke without fire can't be a fairy.

My left eye jumps for money, my right eye jumps for disaster, and both eyes jump. Does that mean I'm going to fall into a big hole full of money?

Teacher, all you know is to threaten me with "informing my parents". What a hero!

Although famous flowers are taken, hoes are more ruthless; As long as the hoe jumps well, you can't dig without horns.

Damn mosquito, if it weren't for the sake that only you can accompany me at night, I would have shot you!

A person goes to Unicom to pay the mobile phone fee, and the salesman calls the boss directly. This is a success.

I left quietly, just as I came gently. Wave a bill without taking away a diamond.

People are unlucky, and drinking cold water will also plug their teeth; Water is even more unlucky, even if you drink it, you will be trapped between your teeth.

Not every sorry sentence can give you a never mind, sometimes it's a slap.

You said you couldn't live without me, so I was depressed. You had been a ghost for more than ten years before you met me.

Why do I always feel unhappy? Is it because I wasn't at home when I was chasing Happyness?

Please God let me win 5 million every day. Yesterday, he told me in his dream that you should buy a lottery ticket every day.

Since ancient times, no one has died. Early death is different from late death!

He said let's be together. She said that we should catch up in the next life. He said that you said the same thing in your last life, and you lied to me again.

Being angry is my habit, losing my mind is my freedom, ignoring people is my specialty, and being too arrogant is my hobby.

I stayed up late because I didn't have the courage to end the day; Stay in bed because you don't have the courage to start a new day.

Men can fall on the front line, but never on the prostate.

Put "this road is under construction" on someone else's road. Then go your own way.

There is a kind of waiting called looking through autumn water, and there is a kind of coldness called: forgetting to wear long pants.

Someone in this world always gives you a pack of arsenic, and you eat it as honey.

A person must have at least one experience of love at first sight in his life, so it seems that I have made many people's lives worthwhile.

Never frown even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

I haven't been in contact with the opposite sex for a long time. Call 10086 for manual service, and I can be intoxicated by the voice of the male operator.

It is said that the stage is as big as the heart, but I have never seen such a big stage.

I can see my back, I think it must be very sad, because I left all my happiness in front.

I was your angel before I got married; After marriage, I am still bossed around by you every day.

On such a hot day, the electric fan has become a hair dryer, and I feel that life is meaningless.

It is said that Mr. Wittmann is very good, but I used 250 bottles of Mr. Wittmann and didn't clean your heart.

The best way to deal with men is to find women, and the way to deal with women is to find other women.

There is always a gap between ideal and reality. Fortunately, there is still a gap. Otherwise, who wants ideals?

I often told myself not to hang myself in a tree, and I got lost in the Woods.

Knowing strangers is actually very troublesome, and many lies have to be told.

I am grateful for my acne, because they prove that I am so young.

Classic personality quotations-since ancient times, no one has died, and everyone has died early and late.

Whose back stands proudly in the cold rain

Don't lose face, just watch the flowers bloom in front of the court. If you have no intention of staying or staying, it is easy to follow the clouds outside.

Floating world is chaotic, you are my distant hope.

When my life is dying, let me die in your arms.

Life is like poop, sometimes it's refreshing and sometimes it's tiring.

In fact, those sad and extreme moments have long passed.

You are a mole in my eyes and eyebrows, so gentle and persistent to the extreme.

Pursuing love and then finding it is always a thousand turns.

I really love you, not without love.

Trade my three fireworks for your life.

I like the feeling that you are what I like.

Shoot me hard in the heart

I gave you my heart, so don't give it back.

Locked in the heart makes love like a mystery.

Accidentally, I was swallowed up by loneliness, and I love your happiness.

I give up, and I will wear off a little self-esteem for you for the rest of my life.

Your fingertips have frozen my whole world.

Will he hold an umbrella for you when it rains?

No matter how good she is, she belongs to others.

You can't leave my sight, but you can't leave my mind.

I'd rather not have your tenderness of being hot and cold.

Don't crush my dream. I hope I didn't wake up.

You and I are not the protagonists in this play, but fate.

Regret ebbs and flows before my eyes.

The sky is vast, and I am alone. I am * * * and you are the king, making me like a raging fire.

Now, who can see behind me, I can only laugh hard.

Starlight is still as bright as yesterday, neon lights are still as gorgeous as yesterday, but I am different, bid farewell to yesterday's fear and hesitation, and be confident!

The starry sky last night seems more beautiful than today's, but today's is more beautiful! The moonlight covered the whole earth last night, but it was yesterday!

What do you see in the mirror? -The rest of my life.

I only read half of it. Nobody heard me. I am not alone. I'm just emotional

Only by putting my heart and soul into the game can I forget the cruelty now.

Quarrel with the person you love and tell the truth to strangers.

I am the only one with an umbrella, but I still get wet.

Hard life needs no explanation!

Since ancient times, no one has died, and whoever dies early will have to die late.

Life is like a play, one is in love, the other is married and has children. This is normal.

Miss today, miss yesterday, miss the past, memories are so far away.

When you meet a warmth except me, the happiness of two people becomes three people crowded together.

Slowly begin to accept the impossibility between you and me.

Some women will feel a sense of accomplishment when they seduce other people's husbands.

As a matter of fact, I'm fine now, but nothing matters.

There is a gap and helplessness in the cruel and realistic life, which is a bridge that you and I can never cross.

If you don't want to grow old together, why not let go?

A tolerant person is not stupid, but would rather be cruel to himself.

There is no good beginning unless there is a good ending.

I am like a thorn, and I live like a flower.

1, it's easy to die, but not easy to live.

2. When I still love you, can you miss me?

We love each other, not only in words and tongues, but also in behavior and honesty.

4. At the moment of tears, you should understand that there is always a time when you can't help crying in life. Only a sober person can understand the meaning of tears.

I have been trying to move forward. I know it is difficult, but nothing in life is easy. If life is a smooth road, we won't cry when we are born.

No matter how confused the future is, you will always be mine.

7. Giving up your heart means that you have a 50% risk of injury, but the world is so big that it would be even more tragic if no one is willing to show it. Only the heart can get the heart.

8. The person who should go has already left smartly, while the person who stayed in the same place is still quietly cleaning up the debris.

9. I found that after giving up the burden of leaving a good impression on others, a person will be so practical in his heart. A person doesn't have to be likable, but he can no longer be as devoted as I am now.

10, as long as you are willing, everything can always be simple.

1 1, it's easy to fall in love with someone, but it's not easy to stick to that promise after being dull. In the dull time, when I meet another person who makes me tempted, I always feel that I should follow my feelings, leave my old friend and pursue the thrilling true love I feel at the moment. In fact, looking back five years later, that's it. Passion will become numb. When you hurt others in love, you will eventually get hurt. Plain is true.

12, the biggest fear about distance is that you don't know whether that person is missing you or has forgotten you.

13, Liu Chuanzhi: Life is alive, and it is doomed to be wronged. And the more successful a person is, the more wronged he will be. If you want to get the extreme value of life, you can't care too much about grievances, and you can't let grievances grab your heart. Learn to laugh it off, learn to be detached and learn to transform potential energy. The wise know how to forbear, forgive the people around us, and let us grow up in tolerance.

14, there is a gap between reality and dreams. Sometimes, reality may crush dreams. However, I just want to have a clear conscience.

15, running-in is the only way for a relationship to mature. To love someone, you should think more about how much he has paid, not just how much you have got. If you love someone, you should feel at ease, not torture them to prove their love for you.

16, even if I do it all over again, I'd rather miss you and choose the same road. Because meeting you makes my life beautiful enough to recall, even if there is no ending, I still want to meet you.

17, Rilke: May you have enough patience to take responsibility and a pure heart to believe. Anyway, please believe that life is reasonable.

18, one should be crazy once in one's life, whether for one person, a relationship, a journey or a dream.

19, learn to swim in swimming, learn to pick intestines in picking intestines.

20. I am like a thorn, and I live like a flower.

Is life like a dream?

We must firmly believe that everything will turn out to be a good thing in the end. If not, it means it's not over.

I have the ability to pick up girls, but I am a girl.

I cried after the Chinese exam. After the math exam, I found myself crying early.

Don't always torture yourself with the past.

Nothing in life is taken for granted, only willingness.

If you can't give me everything, then don't give me everything.

After so many tests, we finally returned to the original point.

Leave your tears to those who love you the most, and your smile to those who hurt you the most.

I will always be a listener to comfort your pain.

"How long before class is over" has become the mantra of every student.

If I can't find someone I can love for a long time, I will always miss you like this.

Thank you for your pain and bow deeply for you.

I envy those who can see you every day.

Can you like me a little, just a little? ...

Laugh as if you had never been hurt.

I don't know what to say, I just miss you suddenly at this moment.

Love me and let me know; If you don't love me, just let me go.

Is life like a dream? If you have done it, you will forget it.

No matter how hard and tired you are, think of yourself as two hundred and fifty, no matter how difficult it is to take risks, think of yourself as two-faced.

If someone loves you, then you are important.

The most precious things in the world are what you can't get and what you lose.

In fact, puppy love is not a delay in learning, but a unrequited love.

Why does your head light up only when I'm invisible?

I just want to vent my emotions, and swearing is the most incisive expression.

Don't always compare yourself with others. If you want to compare, compare it.

I can't give what you want, and you don't want what I can give.

As long as I'm unwilling. It's not time to give up.

If the world is so big, why should I forget you, but there is nowhere to run?

Nothing can resist time devouring everything.

I am ugly, without money and power, with poor academic performance, poor interpersonal relationship and short stature. Everything is better than him.

You don't love me, you are willing to be ambiguous.

How to connect it? Time flies.

There is always a song that makes you fall into deep memories.