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Let me know if you feel senile.
1, Alzheimer's disease precursor memory decline, less than 20 minutes before and after forgetting where to put the key.
2. After watching for more than ten minutes and sleeping for an afternoon, one day I really got an Alzheimer's disease.
3. It is found that lack of exercise, high blood pressure and low education level are the three major causes of Alzheimer's Harmo's disease.
When I got up late in the morning, I took a shower, brushed my teeth and changed my clothes. After everything was normal, I don't know why. I went back to the bathroom and brushed my teeth for the second time.
5, car keys can not be found, directly fatal, young and fast Alzheimer's disease.
6. I slept on my desk at noon, had a dream and bit my tongue. Now the tongue is swollen and enlarged. I suspect that I have a precursor to Alzheimer's disease.
7. Staying up late can help you avoid Alzheimer's disease, because it will prevent you from living to old age.
8. I suddenly found myself playing games as if I couldn't compete with primary school students. Seeing him killing people back and forth, my reaction was quick, and I felt as if I had Alzheimer's disease.
9. I have a mole on my foot. My dad always asks me what this is! It's just clean! Is this a precursor to Alzheimer's disease?
10, what did you want to do two minutes ago? I can't remember now. I won't wait until I'm 30 to go straight to Alzheimer's disease.
1 1, I feel more and more stupid! It's like having Alzheimer's disease! Not only stupid, but also pathetic! I quit. I quit.
12, my mother has been doing math problems every day since the fourth grade of primary school to prevent Alzheimer's disease.
13, I feel like an Alzheimer's disease every day, either looking for something or on the way to find something.
14, bored in the middle of the night, suddenly feel that my drag is too big. Hahahahahahahaha, I'm quite senile recently. A little sad.
15, I'm almost finished with a book, and the recent progress really worries me if I'm really senile.
16, do you feel that you have forgotten something every time you go out? There are trees closed, and there are trees without electricity. We have to go back and have a look. It's not far from Alzheimer's disease.
17, the brain has been running at full speed all morning. I think more observation can prevent Alzheimer's disease. Ha ha.
18, it's so hot, I changed a quilt, and then I can't remember which side I covered at first. This is Alzheimer's disease.
19, I forgot my key when I went out for two consecutive days. Do I have Alzheimer's disease?
20. I still like to eat spicy food and drink cold food, because only when these two feelings reach the extreme can I wake myself up and prevent Alzheimer's disease.
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