Self-portrait humorous sentences

1. The whole world smells of love, but I smell the fragrance of single dog.

2. How did you live so big without a gentle mouth and long legs?

You can only get used to people with a bad temper like me.

Since I deleted you, the internet speed has been much faster.

5. Self-cultivation of girls taking photos: take only one of 3,000 selfies.

6. Doing bad things will be discovered sooner or later, so do it at noon.

There are two kinds of people's looks, one is good-looking and the other is ugly. I'm caught in the middle. It's ugly.

8. I'm going to the universe, and I'll come back to pick the stars for you.

Take selfies, talk about humorous friends, take photos and have fun 1.

9. Life is too hard. Good thing I'm so cute.

10. Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you.

1 1. Always say that your mouth is hard, how do you know if it is soft?

12. We agreed not to part, but to tear it all the time.

13. When you take your time, your life will be wonderful.

14. If poverty limits your imagination, why can you think of so many ways to save money?

15. Go your own way and let others take a taxi.

16. Summer is just not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind.

17. Do you want to get rich overnight? Do you want to be worth more than 100 million? Do you need food and clothing? If you like, why don't you stay with me and we'll think together.

Take selfies, talk about humorous friends, take photos and have fun.

18. Some things are beyond our control, so we must control ourselves.

19. Don't take other people's maps, find your own way.

20. Lie down where you fell.

2 1. I like you so much that you will die.

22. I'm not pretending, I'm just cheeky.

23. Fat people will never feel the hardship of thin people.

24. In Me Before You, I am not a judge by appearances.

25. I curse you for buying instant noodles all your life without a seasoning bag.

26. Don't mess with me, or I'll let you die rhythmically.

27. Life is like a news broadcast. You can't escape by changing the channel.