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My daughter-in-law insists that I say disgusting things. What should I say?

Loving you is the happiest thing in my life, thinking of you is the happiest thing in my life, seeing you is the most enjoyable thing in my life, and loving and thinking of you is what I want to do in my life. Everything goes well on Valentine's Day.

Birds are flying by Swan Lake, so it is meaningless to walk in pairs. If you are not interested in flying first (type four words), I wish you a happy Valentine's Day in advance.

Today is Valentine's Day, let's date! I want to go to the seaside with you and listen to the sound of the sea. I'll take you to climb the highest stone near Shanghai and kick you down. Happy Valentine's Day.

I miss you when the moon is short, and I miss you when the moon is full. No matter what the moon lacks, my heart is like eternal moonlight, silently following you! Happy Valentine's Day!

When I miss you, my mood is so gentle. It is a frozen and broken stream, a flickering flame on a candle. My heart will come out of my chest and tell you Happy Valentine's Day, I love you!

In my spare time, I look up at the sky and the moon, which is my eyes to see you, the hazy clouds beside the moon, and the screen embroidered by the weaver girl for the cowherd. May all lovers get married.

Please read aloud in ascending and descending tones: mud is a nest! Mud is the dream of bird's nest. I looked at the mud gloomily, and I wanted to say to the mud: I love the mud! Happy Valentine's Day.

I envy the sun, he can see your bright smile, I envy the moon, she can watch you sleep peacefully, I envy myself, because I can miss you deeply all the time. Happy Valentine's Day.

Fall in love with you, never give up, stay together year after year; Tender as water, inseparable, always with you. I wish all lovers in the world a happy and sweet Valentine's Day.

Happy, happy! This is my wish to you! Comfortable and soft! This is my blessing to you! Your happiness is my happiness! My love for you will never change! Happy Valentine's Day.

If one day I don't love you anymore, the vast sea will lose its waves, the rushing river will return to the snowy mountains, and there will be no stars twinkling in the beautiful night sky. On Valentine's Day, I tell you loudly: I love you!

There is a voice called sweetness, a temperament called nobility, and a feeling called aftertaste. I don't regret my love for you, and my expectation for you is a date: see you on Valentine's Day.

You are the rose in my heart, but thank you; You are the moon in the sky, but you are covered by clouds; You are Chang 'e, but your face landed first. Happy Valentine's Day.

Pour a glass of red wine and get drunk for you; Dress up in red and be beautiful for you; Light a red candle and shed tears for you; All the way to the world of mortals, whatever. Happy Valentine's Day, lovers.

What to eat on Valentine's Day this year? Old-fashioned "roses" make girls eat fat "chocolates"? No, send you a beautiful blessing: love you for ten thousand years! Happy Valentine's Day.

You are a moon cake and I am a stuffing, and we will always meet when we are touching; You are a kite, I am a thread, chasing you; You are the bright moon, I am the spring, round and complete for ten thousand years! Happy Valentine's Day.

You are the starting point of everything for me. I want to walk out of a ray of light from your side, but I have drawn a circle to understand that you are the center of my life! Happy Valentine's Day, lovers.

To know that there is only you in the world, which is the source of my inspiration, the comfort of my genius, and the shining thought in the depths of my soul.

Emotions are often compared to rapids and streams; Shallow is noisy, deep is silent.

There is a kind of happiness that is easy to get, but it will never be obtained. Some things are hard-earned, but so much is found.

I want to sing a song, but I can't. A snigger quivers on your lips, and you ask it why I failed.

The meeting between you and me was a beautiful mistake, but maybe it was providence, but we went astray.

You are a ray of golden sunshine, which gently ignited the flame of my youth.

The world has become so beautiful because of your existence, and the brilliance of life has become more colorful because of your participation! Let's cherish this love and advance hand in hand forever! Happy Valentine's Day.

There is a kind of marriage in the world, only love is respect, and only family is the foundation. When countless long winds blow, holding a wisp in the palm of your hand makes people feel the most exciting and worrying! On Valentine's Day, everything came true.

Time can't pour out the wine of true feelings, and distance can't open the hand of missing. Miss you until the end of time, until the seas run dry and the rocks crumble. Happy Valentine's Day, and all your wishes will come true.

Love you is so inexplicable, so firm, whether I am the only one in your life or not, but you are the love of my life! I wish you a happy Valentine's Day.

Love is caring, love is dedication, it is the pain of missing, it is the sweetness of memories, it is inseparable, and it is the expectation of the morning. On this warm day of Valentine's Day, I wish you all a sweet love.

When the sun hasn't climbed the vine-covered fence, my eager red roses have covered your windowsill. Let it bring you my most sincere blessing: Happy Valentine's Day! Happy Valentine's Day!

Give love an ageless face and make love eternal; Give love a vow without regret, so that everyone who has loved each other misses each other; Give love a vast blue sky and let true love fill the world. Happy Valentine's Day!

The lingering twilight, a few thoughts, countless words, sincere wishes, quietly tell you that I miss you, a cordial greeting, Happy Valentine's Day!

People with feelings, every day is a holiday. A cold and warm sentence, a noisy line; A reminder, a handed note; A lovesickness, looking forward to it with one heart; A love, a lifelong love. Happy Valentine's Day.

I will go to song for you. In your hall, I sat in the corner. I have nothing to do in your world; My useless life can only produce aimless songs.

If you hadn't set an example for me first and taught me what to do, I wouldn't know how to love. When your sincere eyes looked at me, love echoed love.

I think I like you, and I have hidden your heart under my window since that night. When a voice-I've never heard it.

Roses with dewdrops are destined to be accompanied by love; Weeds is destined to be written as a sentimental poem; Your world and I should be miraculously connected.

Often entrust care to the stars, so that my heart lake has starlight comfort; It is often necessary for the wind to convey the melody of the heart, to make our dreams rhyme with each other, and to keep our hearts in tune.

When the sun hasn't climbed the vine-covered fence, my eager red roses have covered your windowsill. Let it bring you my most sincere blessing: Happy Valentine's Day! Happy Valentine's Day!

Give love an ageless face and make love eternal; Give love a vow without regret, so that everyone who has loved each other misses each other; Give love a vast blue sky and let true love fill the world. Happy Valentine's Day!

My dear, you are a buccal tablet. It's in your mouth, and your tongue has circled a thousand times. Sweet and sour, with endless aftertaste. Want to stay in my heart, every day is like a year. Once she has it, she wants nothing more!

I really want to be with you, travel all over Qian Shan and all over the world, so that all happy days can be connected in series into our most beautiful memories!

Holding your hand, day and night, holding your hand, waiting for tomorrow, holding your hand, walking through this life, holding your hand forever.

Do I love you? I want to see you after work; I want to tell you when I am happy; I don't let you know when I am sad, but I always want to tell you; No matter what you do, I want to be with you; Love you? I asked myself.

Actually, I care about you very much. I just didn't tell you! I really want to say "I love you!" " Talk to your mouth and swallow your stomach. In the days without you, the protagonist in my dream is you!

I really want to jump into the sea with you and hug you. I really want to kiss you on Huashan, forget the troubles in the world, be me you like, and be you I like! !

There is a kind of pain that I dare not look at. This kind of love is still buried in my heart. I miss you more and more, but I can only keep you in my heart.

How many days and nights I miss you and how many times I love you, you are my endless concern. When I am with you, I feel the fullness of loving someone.

Thirty years later, if there is still the word persistence in the world, I hope it belongs to me; Thirty years later, if there is still the word moved in the world, I hope it belongs to you. ...

I don't know if loving you all my life is eternal. If I can only make one wish in my life, I hope God will give us one forever!

In a casual moment, you naturally and gracefully walked into my sight and gently touched my long-forgotten heartstrings. I know that your figure will become the focus of my attention in this life.

Do you know what it is like to miss someone? It's like drinking a large glass of ice water and then turning it into tears, which can't be dispersed for a long time.

I have a lot to say to you. There is a lot of helplessness to ask you to help solve, but in the end, in a word. It feels good to miss you!

Being in love is really tiring. However, love is really beautiful. I am a person who has been chasing love. I think I need love, but I'm also afraid of love. Success in love will be beautiful, and failure in love will be painful.

The happiest thing in this life is to know you, and the favorite thing to do is to love you for life! The biggest wish is to be the person you love most in your life! Honey, I miss you so much! What about you?

It's good to know you on the long road of life! No matter what the road ahead is, let's have a good time together.

When you are lonely, I come to you from the darkness and break the loneliness that makes you uneasy; When you are no longer lonely, I will return to the endless darkness.

Tears are not salty, but love stops. Love is not far away, but it is clear when you have a heart. There are not many hearts, but there are feelings. Love is not in spirit, but words are enough. If you don't talk much, be reasonable and kiss. -Love words

Men are homesick, women are homesick, men are talented and women are nameless.

I didn't realize until now that what is lost is always the most precious, but if you only cherish the past and don't grasp the present, you will lose a better future!

I love you with my smiles, tears and breath all my life. If God permits, I will love you all my life! ! !

When an ant meets an elephant, it runs to the front, hides in the soil, and sticks out one leg. The rabbit saw what it was doing, and the ant said, shh ~ don't make any noise, I will trip.

Husband, let go of your thoughts and face your troubles easily, and everything will be fine. Don't forget that there are people you love most who encourage and support you behind your back.

Take care of yourself without you. Don't drink or catch a cold. Sometimes sneezing means I'm thinking about you.

Your mother is really nice. You are so ugly, raise you! Your mother is so bad and you are so ugly, let it out to scare people!

It's too soon that the peach blossoms fade and remain red. Good dreams wake up easily, but Chun Xue melts away. Tao is not gentle enough, just remember that when I work with you, I am lonely.

If I can, I will go out of your mobile phone screen and kiss you ... so that you can only think about me like me!

The full moon is the time when I miss you the most. Even if it is thousands of miles apart, it can't stop me from caring and missing you. I hope you live better than me in the moonlight, and everything is as you wish!

Without you, I'm too lazy to paint the mirror yellow. Without you, three meals are tasteless. Human nature is better than marriage, but I expect that we can be together every day.

Wait; This is the fantasy of love. Loneliness; Are deep friends. Fragile; Is the choice of success or failure. Helpless; It was a long night. I am willing to endure fatigue.

Send you a blessing: Pepsi, Fanta, Wahaha every day, Robust every month, Gao Legao every year, with a sprite, always eye-catching and bright future.

Spring breeze fills you; Your family cares about you; Love nourishes you; The god of wealth is tied to you; The lucky star will shine on you forever.

The golden snake danced wildly to bid farewell to the old year, and the horse galloped to welcome the new year. When spring arrives in Jiuzhou, it is auspicious and wishful, and the horse travels thousands of miles, showing its glory. I wish you a happy new year, successful career, good health and all the best!

The husband is not tired at home, the husband runs around and the wife is miserable.

Congratulations! Congratulations! Congratulations on your promotion! Although this is a belated love, I am still very happy for you. I am waiting for you to invite us to dinner with full enthusiasm.

Two of a kind's highest state is relative discontent. I wish a couple a sincere love and a permanent wedding anniversary!

Life will really have unforgettable feelings. No matter whether there is any result or no future, she will always cherish her heart, because she is made of sincerity and beauty.

I will firmly remember you, even after tens of thousands of years, I will recognize you from everything, because you still exude the love I left tens of thousands of years ago.

Just want to hold up a rest sky for you when you are weak; When you are alone, think of me and smile. I am very satisfied.

If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right; If right equals no you, I'd rather be wrong all my life! ! ! !

Dear fish: I eat you because I need you; I need you because I love you; Love you, because I have you in my heart; I want to eat you when I have you in my heart. Hey ... Love your cat.

There is a kind of love that has no beginning and no result, but it has always occupied my heart. I will cherish it in my memory forever.

I haven't heard from you for days. Are you all right now? I sent you a message. Did you get it? Can you reply to the message? I wish you happiness.

How I want to be close to you, feel your charming breath, hold your hand and feel the feeling of happiness!

Your smile is the reason why I miss you. Looking back in the wind always makes my thoughts confused and I feel you. Every moment is my greatest satisfaction-my favorite.

Love doesn't need too much, as long as you are enough.

If you are tea, I am plain water, and only I can make your taste!

My husband is like a Maitreya, with a big belly, tolerant of my willfulness and bearing my troubles. My husband is the best husband. There is no better husband in the world.

The long night can't shake the tenderness on my neck, dear, is there me in your dream tonight?

People often say that being loved is a kind of happiness, but I think loving you is a kind of enjoyment, and I will always love you with my heart.

I love you the most, miss you the most, love you the most and fear you the most. Three words are I love you.

There is no hope in the previous life, no opportunity in this life, and the afterlife is sad. Always worried about the stomach. What's the point of being heartless, and what's the point of being affectionate and righteous? A lifetime, a hundred years of vicissitudes.

The fate is scattered, and it comes and goes in a hurry! I once had a crush on love, but it was a gust of wind and a dream! When I woke up, everything was empty!

Burning love, burning love, burning wife: I will love! ! Dear, I love you

Missing is a kind of happiness and pain. In the long expectation, I feel different happiness and beautiful pain.

My good mood depends entirely on you, so there is no question mark about my feelings. I asked you if you would like to grow old with me. Let me know quickly!

Please stick the following couplets on your door frame to make you rich! "Fake cigarettes, fake wine, fake friends, fake love, fake tenderness. -money is real! "

I live at the head of the Yangtze River and you live at the end of the Yangtze River. I miss you every day and drink the Yangtze River water. When will this water stop and when will this hatred end? I only hope that your heart, like mine, will live up to your yearning.

I miss you, I like you, I love you, you are my dearest person, I hope you can grasp the present and never give up, and the person who loves you the most is me! ! !

"Love" means giving each other some space. Trust and understand each other, and there will be long-term "love"!

Give up the true love of your life and stick to the love of your life. Such tragedies have happened too many times. Only oneself is the real master in love.

When tears inadvertently fall for you, I realize that I have always been a person looking forward to eternity. If a moment in your arms is eternal, I would like to grow old at that moment!

A short message full of numbers, a love message

At night, facing the lonely lamp, I fell into an indescribable yearning. When I really can't get rid of it, I wander on the beach and grass where we are walking, calling you to the stars and the moon!

As time goes on, my thinking becomes deeper and deeper. I really want to find a quiet night or a sunny morning to tell you a lot of sadness and loneliness in my heart.

It's late at night, and I'm still writing to you from my desk: I break my fingers every day to calculate your return date, but the days seem to be against me and I refuse to leave.

You left me endless thoughts. However, even if I never see you again, having this real partner is enough.

Lovely you stole my love and my heart. I decided to sue you in court. What should I sentence you to? The judge searched all criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously passed: I sentence you to be mine for life.

Sunshine is beautiful, not as comfortable as friends; sky .........

There are many such words, you can try to figure them out for yourself. You must be sincere when you say it ~ ~

Good luck ~ ~