Guo Degang Yu Qian's "On Dreams" Ci

On Dreams

A: There are so many people here today

B: Yes

A: These are all here to praise You're here

B: Pleasing me?

A: Yes

B: No, how can I

A: Yes

B: Really?

A: Just listen to it seriously

B: I’m so happy for nothing, but I still think it’s true

A: You just think everyone is here It's up to you

B: There are indeed a lot of people

A: Can so many people come just by doing cross talk?

B: What else is there?

A: Everyone, it’s because my identity is very special

B: What is your identity

A: Don’t talk and listen to me

B: It’s not okay for me to ask this

A: Are you asking, you have bad intentions

B: I’m just asking for everyone

A: Do you still need to ask? Everyone knows

B: What do you know

A: Everyone knows, right? I am a scientist

B: I don’t even have confidence in myself

A: I have been a scientist for several weeks

B: I am a scientist and I still have to talk about it

A: How can you make sense of this thing?

B: Okay, okay, there’s no room for reasoning.

A: I am a second-hand scientist

B: Alas, I see that I am second-hand.

A: It’s amazing. I know everything. If you have any questions, you can ask me, and I will choose the answer I know.

B: This is a shy person

A: I hate you, you have to behave yourself when talking to scientists

B: Yes, yes , I'm quite disciplined

A: As a scientist, you should know everything and nothing. As the old saying goes, a scientist's belly is a grocery store.

B: There is no such sentence

A: Whatever I buy, I will sell it

B: There is no such sentence. It is said in cross talk. The actor’s belly is like a grocery store

A: Well, we are a big grocery store, we are a sugar and wine supermarket and Wal-Mart.

B: It also has a cross-border chain

A: I am knowledgeable and I have studied a lot.

B: Yes

A: I study a lot of things, do calculations, and play on the computer

B: What you are doing is just playing on the computer.

A: I didn’t bring a computer with me. Do you know if I hit you in the face?

B: This is how you use your computer

A : Are you messing with me? If a scientist knows martial arts, no one can stop him.

B: Well, scientists and hooligans are both equated.

A: I don’t care about this with you. If I bring more than 20 scientists to your house, it will be enough for you

B: Just eating can make me poor.

A: I hate you, you are not allowed to look down on our scientists

B: No

A: I have made achievements in many fields

B: Covering many fields?

A: Yes

B: I’m so happy

A: I can’t express my joy or anger in color

B: I can’t express myself in color either Well, my eyes are almost falling out

A: Because my identity is very special

B: Yes

A: I am

B: Second-hand

A: What?

B: Scientist

A: Haha

B: I don’t know whether I like to listen to this scientist or this second-hand thing

A: Let me sign for you

B: No, there is no place to sign

A: It’s okay, I have a knife to carve your face

B: No, forget it

A: I have studied a lot of things, and I invented many things.

B: What have you studied?

A: I have studied everything from aerospace technology cloning to daily necessities on the streets

B: These are all You invented it

A: Of course, it's pitch black as soon as you enter the corridor. You have to look for the little red dot switch to press it

B: That's the switch

A: Now as soon as you enter the corridor, bang, voice control, the light turns on. Who studied it?

B: Who?

A: Me, I studied it

B: Ah

A: There were still people who didn’t believe it at the beginning. Do you know a person named Wang Xuebo?

B: It’s the host just now

A: He doesn’t believe it, he can’t. I said you come with me. It’s dark as soon as you enter the corridor, bang, the lights are on, take it. Are you convinced?

B: Do you believe it?

A: I won’t tell you whether you believe it or not. Why did you slap me in the mouth?

B: Well, it’s not a slap in the face.

A: Black, I can’t see my hands

B: Can you see his face

A: Who makes him not believe me

B: Mainly holding back to hit people

A: These are all small things, the big ones are like the Shenzhou VI last year, you know?

B: I know Ah

A: You all know this

B: Who doesn’t know about such a big thing

A: Shenzhou VI is named after me

B: How can I name it after you?

A: I just wandered around on the street when I had nothing to do

B: Idle and idle

A: I’ll tell you later Let’s call it Shenzhou VI, I’m researching it

B: Are there people looking for you as a scientist?

A: Yes, like that Wang Xuebo

B : It’s a voice-activated light again, right?

A: Not just that, once he hurried to my dormitory to ask me

B: What to ask

A: Brother Long, come on, I have something to do. Why do you want to study for a Ph.D.? I had a dream

B: Oh, I was dreaming

A: It scared me. What did you dream about? I dreamed that I turned into a cow and grazed on the mountain. What are you afraid of

B: Yes, there is nothing to be afraid of

A: Just a dream, there is nothing to be afraid of. When I open my eyes in the morning

B: Ah

A: The mat on my bed is gone

B: Oh?

A: Someone, get him to the hospital. I haven’t made a clear choice yet

B: That’s not a good choice

A: Do you think you will dream about turning into a cow or a sheep someday? Ask me , I can tell you in advance, go, go to the hospital and wait.

B: We don’t sleep on mats in our dormitory

A: Yes, if you want to sleep on mats, put them aside. I can tell you about dreaming

B: Yes

A: There is no one in the world who has never dreamed

B: Yes

A: Why do people dream?

B: You said

A: When people lie down to sleep, it seems that they are resting when they look at you, and their brains are not thinking. Stop working

B: Hey

A: Demonstrate the things you have encountered, the people you have met, and the scenes you have been to again

B: Yes

A: Combine your own thoughts to form different pictures. This is dreaming

B: What you say makes sense

A: Really? Some people say that dreaming represents something, but I think it is superstitious and not that serious.

B: Yes

A: Someone said that dreaming about fish is good

B: How good?

A: Dreaming about a big goldfish

B: Yes

A: Want to get rich

B: Oh?

A: Dreaming of water

B: Yes

A: Rich.

Dreaming about a donkey

B: This is it?

A: It’s broken, there’s a ghost here

B: Oh, there are so many things to pay attention to

A: Dreaming about a little boy

B: What is this

A: Villain. Dreaming about a fat girl, this is a noble person

B: Oh

A: Look, the most annoying thing is that it is best to dream of touching the moon

B: What does it mean?

A: Can be the emperor

B: Oh

A: I have dreamed about it more than four thousand times

B: Yes

A: Why don’t I have the Seventy-Two Concubines of the Three Palaces and Sixth Courtyard?

B: I just miss this

A : It doesn’t work, it’s just a lie, there’s a good saying like this

B: Which sentence?

A: I think about it every day, and I think about it at night, right?

B: Yes

A: On that day, a few friends came to invite me to dinner and invited me to hot pot. You know my appetite

B: Not big

A: I especially don’t like mutton

B: Yes

A: I only ate four kilograms and I can’t eat anymore

B: You didn’t hold yourself up to death

A: After eating four kilograms, I really don’t want to eat. I have to go back to the cafeteria to eat right now

B: Ah, I’m not full yet

A: Well, actually I like the bird hot pot the best

B: Oh

A: Do you know about the bird

B: I know

A: Oh, what is this goose

B: Pigeon

A: Pigeon, quail, what kind of chicken? It’s all stuffed with wings

B: Yeah

A: I want to make a big pot of this all day long. You said you haven’t left the birds every day. When you go to bed at night, your mind is filled with birds. Ah

B: I thought of this

A: Various birds are flying in front of my eyes

B: Yes

A: I carry it Shooting there with a shotgun

B: Hunting birds

A: This one and that one, while we were shooting, another one flew over

B :Hmm

A: Big

B: How big is it

A: Bigger than a swan

B: Oh

A: This wings are one meter long, ticking and dumb, haha, aiming, just to fight, spoken

B: um

A: Don’t fight! Don't fight, don't fight, don't fight! I'm not a bird, I'm not a bird

B: You can still speak human language

A: Luo'er is here, I'm shocked. Who are you? Where are you? , I am an angel

B: I dreamed of an angel

A: Angel? Which campus are you in?

B: Which campus is the angel from?

A: From your home campus?

B: No

A: You don’t know me. I came from heaven. Does heaven know that God invites you to go, God? From the Shenzhen campus?

B: Well, you must be sure they are all from Harbin Institute of Technology

A: What do you call me, just call me Xiaosan

B: This angel Why did you come up with such a name?

A: Come on, come with me. You are in heaven now. You will die when you go to heaven.

B: Yes

A: Me Dead? No, I didn’t hear this message

B: You ate four kilograms of mutton, think about it

A: Are you exhausted? Then it's possible, yes, yes, yes, just follow it, go with it, it makes a cloud, stand on it, um..., come to heaven, it's beautiful, the buildings are beautiful, the iron fences and doors are closed , there are signs on both sides

B: What

A: It is strictly forbidden to set up stalls 100 meters away from heaven

B: There are still stalls in heaven Ah

A: San said you wait a moment, I will call the door

B: Call the door

A: OK, you call the door.

When we got to the door, there was another doorbell, ding dong, and as soon as the door opened, it was announced that Mr. Wang had come out, and the three men were back! I'm back, this is Mr. Tian, ??come in quickly

B: Quite enthusiastic

A: Let me in, take a look, you will see a big screen in front of you

B: Oh

A: This screen is too big. Starting from here, there are clocks hanging one by one

B: Oh, they are all watches

A: They are all so big, with three hands spinning here, everything is It was full, there were countless of them, some were spinning fast and some were full, I said, what’s going on? Third, you don’t know this? There is another person on the ground, and there is a watch in the sky

B: They all correspond.

A: Corresponding, I said why some are faster than others Slow? The good guy turns slowly, the bad guy turns fast

B: Such a particular thing

A: Oh, where is Wang Huaguang’s piece?

B: Remembered me

A: Look, oh, it’s not there. It’s used as a fan in God’s house

B: Huh? I'm almost there

A: Ah, everyone has seen this human nature, right?

B: What a mess

A: Turn fast, turn fast . Come to this room and wait, bring me in, take a look, oh, God is sitting there smoking (action)

B: Oh, God also has this hobby

A : Just come, sit down, sit down

B: God is a big smoker

A: I said, yo yo yo, sir, sir, sir

B: Go up Sir

A: Brother Di, Brother Di

B: Hi, what is your name?

A: Sit, sit, sit, brother, sit down

B: I am a brother-in-law

A: I am very happy that you are here. In such a long time, a person from Harbin Institute of Technology has gone to heaven

B: What happened when the others have gone to hell?

A: Drink water, drink water, I said no drink, no drink, what about that, third, go get some food

B: Want to treat

A: Let’s Home is coming, go quickly

B: Why do everyone in this paradise speak Shandong dialect

A: Well, we are coming. Come and sit down, you're welcome. Today, let's have a good meal, a big banquet. I'll treat you to the best standards. By the way, I'm not particularly particular about eating. Just a normal meal is fine. No, no. No, others can, but you can’t, you must entertain them well

B: Why

A: After all these years, it’s not easy for someone from Harbin Institute of Technology to go to heaven. Do you know, you must entertain them well? For a moment

B: Did the co-author go to hell?

A: The dishes were all ready in a while. When I looked at it, hey, how rich it is? This is a set of two eggs for one person

B: Pancakes and fruit

A: I said Brother Di, just eat this, it’s so rich. I'm sorry, you see, it's you in heaven, me, San'er, Lao Wang, the four of us are not worthy of being together, so you can make do with it first

B: Save money

A: Let’s eat.

After eating, I sat here chatting and asked, What are the benefits of going to heaven? The benefits are great, so great

B: What are they?

A: Well, because you are such an amazing person, we can grant you a wish. I can agree to whatever you want, I said, OK, I hope there will be peace in the world, no war, and everyone can live a good life

B: Big wish

A: God After thinking about it, (smoking), this is difficult

B: It’s hard to do

A: Let’s tell the truth, buddy, I’m not trying to save your face

B: Why is God so vulgar?

A: I won’t tell you anything else, this and this... (smoking)

B: Okay, don’t smoke

A: Can you try another one? Let's discuss something else. I have a photo of Wang Huaguang on me. It's your photo. Brother Di, look at this. This is my senior brother, Wang Huaguang. He looks quite shabby. Give it to the guy you like and make him look prettier

B: This is for my own good

A: (Look at it and tear it off) Okay, okay, let’s talk about the world What about peace?

B: My thing is more difficult than world peace

A: Ah, that’s right, what I said about you is so outrageous. , did you tear up Xianghua for me? If you don’t agree, say you don’t agree. Why did you tear it up? I still keep it to ward off evil spirits. Bullying is not allowed

B: Okay, okay

A: You are so outrageous, come out and let’s make gestures outside

B: This is urgent

A: As soon as I mentioned this God I'm in a hurry, hehe, I throw away my cigarette butt, take off my coat, and give my palm a wide hand to protect my heart hair. There is also a hairtail tattoo here

B: Where is the hairtail? That's a dragon

A : I'm anxious, hey, I'm afraid of you, let's row outside, it's said that we are going outside, I can't fight with him, where are the three of them, the three of God Lao Wang?

B: This How did the three of them get together

A: Open the fence door, step on the clouds, and run. Unexpectedly, God came out, took out a remote control from his arms, pointed at the clouds, and turned , Guangji, I fell

B: This can also be controlled remotely

A: The clouds are fed by their family

B: Well, there are also The one who feeds the clouds

A: If you fall from the sky, you have to fall to death

B: Can you still live?

A: Suddenly Suddenly, bang, two hands caught me, and then helped me stand on the ground. I am blessed with great destiny and great fortune

B: Yes

A: One Look at these two people, hehe, they are so ugly

B: What do they look like?

A: Worse than Wang Huaguang

B: Just don’t Can you keep mentioning me?

A: Oh, that part of the story is in the past, right? It's too ugly. One has a bull's head, and the other has a horse's face, holding a steel fork in his hand

B: This is a bull's head and a horse's face.

A: It's broken, this He is a person from the underworld

B: I recognized him

A: I said, thank you both for saving your life. Are you Tian Hailong? No, no, no, my name is Wang Huaguang

B: Why are you mentioning me at this time

A: No, no (loudly), how can you be so shabby?

B: Don’t mention this

A: Look at Wang Huaguang’s face, it looks like the scene of a car accident, no, you are Tian Hailong, you can’t leave , you can't leave (loudly), the Lord of Hell is calling you, walk, walk, hell, hurry up. Do you think there is such a bad luck?

I've come down from heaven and gone to the underworld, so let's go. Take your time on the road to the underworld. It will take some time to walk. Stand here and don't move later. Take a taxi.

B: Take a taxi?

A: Get in the car, take me with you, and run to the Forest Gong Palace and the Underworld. Come and have a look there. It’s so scary. Ghosts are crying and wolves are howling in the entire Underworld

B: Yes

A: Holding the frying pan, the little devils are holding steel forks to lift the newly-dead prisoners into the frying pan

B: Be careful not to panic

A: The oil pan was rattling, the oil was turning, and it was miserable. One person went in, two people hugged each other, and some were stretched into a square shape

B: What's going on with these fried dough sticks

A: Fried, fried prisoners

B: Those two hugging each other are fried dough sticks

A: Fried, fried. It's all going to explode. Just wait. I've suffered enough today. After a while, I heard the electric bell ringing inside - the bell..., the Lord of Hell is at work

B: Oh

A: The big devil and the little devil stood on both sides. The Lord of Hell came out, wearing a crown and a pleated yellow robe. He sat behind the dragon bookcase. The dragon bookcase was too big, more than three meters long

B: Not small

A: Well, have you brought all the prisoners? I'll follow you back and bring everything with me. OK, bring it up. The outsiders came in and took a look. Ke Shouliang and Zhang Guorong had all arrived recently. Lord Yan stood up and took a look. Where was Yanfang and Anita Mui?

B: Looking for the pretty one

A: Where is Yanfang? Ma Mian is here, and Grandma Yama won’t let her take her away. Oh, okay, these three will be escorted away. What’s more, where are those people? They were brought up and escorted in again. Wang Xuebo, Qiao Kunpeng, ah, Wang Huaguang, all came in. Kneel down, kneel down, kneel down (vigorously), the three of them knelt down. The Lord of Hell looked at this with hatred, Wang Huaguang came over

B: Call me

A: Dare to talk about cross talk, standing at the table all year round

B: Are you flattering?

A: Beat, beat, say beat, the little devils came over, holding maces with spikes, shining them on their fronts, banging them

B: Can you still see this?

A: It looks like a cactus. It has a big round stick with a sharp tip. The stick is smashed, and blood is pouring out from the forehead. Wow..., (action)

B: Too much It's terrible

A: Take him over there to paint the wall there. Qiao Kunpeng (loudly)

B: Called another one

A: What’s the matter with Lord Yama

B: Still talking about cross talk

A: Yes, that’s all you have. Oh, you still dare to talk like this, ah, hit him with a mace, stick, stick, stick..., the whole front of his face, like a fence, squeak..., is full of blood.

B: Also pull to wash the wall

A: Pull to wash the wall, Wang Xuebo

B: Call us the host

A: Stop talking, let’s all fight together. There are more than 400 people. Each person holds a mace and points it at Mr. Wang’s head. He will bleed from all sides

B: Just stand in the middle and you can paint all four walls

A: It’s all done, there is one more one left, where is Tian Hailong?

B: And you?

A: I can’t run anymore. It’s my turn, big and small. I was frightened. I walked up and listened to the instructions from the King of Hell. As soon as he comes, you will be ready. Swords, spears, swords, halberds, axes, hooks and forks, and other things that are hot, ah, and oil pans are all ready. Wait for him to come

B: How about you? We are awesome

A: I’m miserable, come up and scare me, Lord Yama, your name is Tian Hailong, ah (powerful), yes, it’s Tian Hailong, oh, you dare to go to Harbin Institute of Technology, Ah, you are so capable, you dare to go to Weihai campus, ah, you are going crazy, ah, come on, fight, fight together, fight with swords, guns, swords and halberds, I am scared, I said, Lord Hell, you By the way, if you give me a chance, I will change it in the future. If you say I should change it, I will change it. Can I change it? Can be changed.

Just give him a stool and let him sit there

B: Hey, I won’t fight now

A: I, I can talk, just sit here on a stool and the Lord of Hell will hold it up Here comes the bowl, you drink my drink

B: It’s quite nice

A: Come, you smoke one, thank you, thank you, it’s okay, I’m with Na Di I have a good relationship with you. Don’t mention him. Don’t mention him. Well, I came to see you today to discuss something. If you do this today, the death penalty will be avoided, but the living penalty will be unforgivable. I have to punish the four of you. How should I punish you? Come on ( Powerful), as soon as he finished speaking, the big ghost and the little ghost picked up four things and put them here

B: What?

A: Four big tortoise lids

B : Tortoise lid?

A: Hey. It's the back shell of the bastard. All four are set up and labeled. Three of them are written as male and one is written as female. The Lord of Hell said, you four, get in here and go back to the earth. Don't leave. Now that you are human, you will be a bastard in the next life. Ah, even if it is a punishment, go ahead and get into trouble. Speaking of which, these three people are too bad

B: What's the matter

A: Zhang Wenshun, Wang Wenlin, Yi Jing, Ziliu Ziliu, one of them got into the other, turned around and ran away, I hate you so much

B: Hey, strike first to gain advantage

A: Leave one for me, and it says "Mother". If this is the same as in the Yangjian, we meet by the river, and we are joking, can you bear this, this

B: Then How interesting

A: Ah. The Lord of Hell also urged me, hurry up, drill, get in and go, Lord Hell, this won’t work, this, stop talking nonsense, hurry up, hurry up, I can’t spare you, no (very wronged), just give me another chance, I Will you change it in the future? You really don’t want to drill, right? (Strong), OK, don’t drill if you don’t want to drill.

B: Go to hell