The most popular worry-relief copywriting in July

1. I skipped too many classes. One day I wanted to go to class. When I saw the professor, he was surprised and said, "I haven't seen you for such a long time and you have grown so much."

2. Don’t call your child a brat, because from a genetic point of view, this is not good for parents.

3. Your body can’t survive Children’s Day, but your IQ can. Your weight can’t survive Children’s Day, but your height can!

4. Some people are like grandsons when they are in love, obedient; after they are engaged, they are like sons, who learn to talk back; after they get married, they are like Lao Tzu, who is domineering.

5. I was woken up by the heat again in the middle of the night, so I got up silently and covered my roommate with a quilt.

6. Swimmer: The lifebuoy produced by your factory helped me learn to swim quickly. Factory Director: Thank you very much. Swimmer: The lifebuoy deflated as soon as it hit the water, so I had to swim as hard as I could, and finally learned how to swim.

7. I just saw that half of my friend’s bowl was dark. I asked: “Coffee or sesame paste?” My friend looked very haggard and replied: “There’s not enough dirt to eat... I’m in the dirt. Add water to it and mix it into porridge to drink! ”

8. In fact, I quite like mathematics. It does not have the circuitousness of Chinese language, the grammar of English, the complexity and information of history and politics, but it has It's just that I won't do it. I won't do it and I won't do it!

9. Every fat person now has a slightly fat past. I can’t help but sigh, it turned out that I lost weight before. 10. When I saw you for the first time, you were naked and bathing in the clear water. Your every move, every frown and every smile was attracting me. You were shaking your enchanting figure in the water. I really couldn’t bear it. Stopped: Boss, how much does this fish cost per pound?

11. Who said there is no pure friendship between boys and girls? As long as you are ugly, you will have friends all over the world.

12. I have known you all for a long time, and I have never given you any benefits. How about this, leave what you want most in the comments, and then you can save your own money.

Thirteen. Just now, a friend of mine called my card for five to sixty thousand yuan, and then called me immediately to say Wrong, let me call him back. I really didn't hesitate at all and lost this friend in an instant.

Fourteen. A man was rushing to catch a boat, so he drove as fast as possible to the dock. When he drove to the dock, he saw that the boat had left the shore. As soon as he locked the car door, he immediately jumped onto the boat at the speed of running a hundred meters. The whole action was done in one go without any pause. His behavior frightened everyone on the ship. The captain said strangely: Sir, the ship has not docked yet.

15. If you want to know what hope is, please buy a lottery ticket. If you want to know what despair is, buy a bunch of lottery tickets.

16. Some people say that life is just firewood, rice, oil and salt, others say that life is a mess, but I am special, struggling on the line of survival and have not yet lived a life.

Seventeen. When I was in college, there was a female classmate who had a good relationship with me and had a bit of an affair. One day during a big class, she confessed her love to me and quietly said to me: Be my prince. . I got excited and replied directly: "Okay, Queen Mother."

18. I had a bad cough recently. I went to the hospital for a check-up. The doctor asked: "Do you smoke regularly?" Me: "Smoking, what's wrong? Are you sick from smoking?" The doctor: "That's not true, I think. Borrow a fire!"