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1. I regard money as dirt and my father regards me as a septic tank.

Everyone should love animals, especially cooked animals.

Gold will always be spent.

In order to save water, you'd better take a bath with your girlfriend.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman, and behind every unsuccessful man, there are two women.

6. Money is not everything, and sometimes you need a credit card.

Take good care of your neighbor, but don't let her husband know.

8. Money is not a problem, but no money.

9. Love at first sight, then decline, and finally run out.

10. Water can carry a boat and cook porridge!

1 1. If you don't peel the bark, you will die. People are shameless and invincible in the world.

Give me a woman and I can create a country.

13. Life is simple. Live, relax. Life is not easy

14. I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. In retrospect, I actually streaked 19 years for too many chefs.

15. Two tigers are not allowed in one mountain unless there is a male and a female.

16. inaction and inaction, inaction and inaction.

17. If eating more fish can make people smart, then I must have eaten at least one pair of whales.

18.0 years old, and 10 years old goes up every day. 20-year-old dream, 30-year-old effort. At the age of 40, it is basically oriented, and at the age of 50, it is full of popularity. Playing mahjong at the age of 60 and wandering around at the age of 70. 80-year-old lesbians are very common, and 90-year-old lesbians are hanging on the wall.

19. I can't play chess, calligraphy or painting, so I'm tired, tired, tired, tired.

20. It seems possible, but it may not be.

2 1. The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

22. Angels can fly because they despise themselves.

23. I want to puppy love, but it's too late.

24. Rogues are not terrible, but afraid of being educated.

25. You can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human.

26. Driving is not difficult, but there are new people.

27. If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

28. When a man meets a woman, there are only anniversaries, not independence days.

29. Optimistic about the future and pessimistic about people's hearts.

30. Between relatives, talking about money hurts feelings; Between lovers, talking about feelings hurts money.

3 1. I was poor all my life without going to college, but now I am poor as soon as I go to college.

32. In the past, first-class students went abroad, second-rate students took postgraduate entrance examinations, and third-rate students got jobs. At present, first-class students are employed, second-rate students go abroad, and third-rate students take the postgraduate entrance examination.

33. The customer is not God, just cheated.

Live well, because we will die for a long time.

Don't believe in love at first sight, because you can't see how much money the other person earns at a glance.

36. Higher vocational education is not as good as high salary, high salary is not as good as longevity, and longevity is not as good as happiness.

37. Being angry is to punish yourself for other people's mistakes.

38. Sometimes explanations are unnecessary-enemies don't believe your explanations, and friends don't need your explanations.

39. It's no big deal. -A breast enhancement products ad/Don't even think about it (Lenovo)-An HP ad attacking Lenovo.

40. How much sorrow can you have, just like a eunuch going to a brothel.

4 1. Life is nothing more than making others smile and occasionally smiling at others.

It's not that I was careless, but that I did it on purpose.

43. Take other people's road and leave others with no way out.

44. House prices are getting higher and higher, and there are fewer and fewer good men.

When you put on the wedding dress of love, I also put on the robe of a monk.

46. God created men to make him lonely, and women to make him more lonely.

47. There may be several women who don't eat, and none who are not jealous.

48. Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.

49. Take your advice and leave me ten books.

As long as we are not dirty, we are the mainstream.

5 1. The forest is so big that you can't find a hanging tree.

52. Animals still have a little compassion, but I don't, so I'm not an animal.

53. Sleep is an art-no one can stop me from pursuing art.

As a great person like me, when I want someone to appreciate me, I will look in the mirror.

When I am drunk, I don't help anyone. I'll hold the wall

56. I am like a fly lying on the glass. The future is bright, but there is no way out.

57. I will make friends with whoever says I am white, thin and beautiful.

58. Effect of contraception: If you don't succeed, you will become an adult.

59. It is not necessarily monks who burn incense, but pandas.

60. Teacher, just follow the old man.