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How to respond to a friend urging you to get married?

1. Humorous sentences in response to urging marriage

1. Just find someone, it would be bad if it is not a person.

2. Getting married is very simple, but sometimes, marriage also depends on fate.

3. In fact, I already have someone I like, but the other person is not single yet.

4. There are too few reliable people nowadays. If I am so honest, I will be cheated casually, and you will not feel comfortable either.

5. You said my mother is great like this. If you had introduced her to me, you would have chosen someone with my mother’s personality. You would have bothered more.

2. How to answer when someone is urging you to get married

Method 1: Ridicule

Don’t be annoyed by other people’s urging to get married. Sometimes if you tease the other person, you won’t feel comfortable with yourself. I'm sorry to continue this topic. For example, if someone is similar to you, you would say how nice it is to be like you. If you were not married, I would definitely fall in love with you. Just give me a dozen according to your standards and I will choose. See if it's suitable.

Method 2: Self-deprecation

Sometimes the person introduced by the other party is actually powerful. When you face such a person, you just say hey, I don’t have any influence on myself. It’s a pick, but people don’t like it. It’s just a piece of skin, and the job has been unstable recently. I don’t have money or power, and no one would like it. Look, I’m still thinking of selling this junk car. Save Help, if you can find a girl who is not afraid of going through hardships with me, of course I will be happy. Thank you in advance. I will wait for your news.

3. God’s reply to someone who is urging you to get married

1. Someone wants me

When your relatives urge you to get married and ask you if you are acting like a friend Sometimes, I directly said yes, and the other person went home to spend time with his parents. I didn't think that it would be easy for my parents to come back and spend more time with me. It's okay to lie. After all, in order to avoid more trouble, just stop the other person's words with one mouthful.

2. Change the topic

For example, you are eating vegetables, and then you directly say that aunt is eating vegetables. I heard that so-and-so in your family is doing well recently, and it will change the topic. , naturally it will be difficult to return to this point.

3. Thirty-six strategies, walking is the best strategy

When you really can’t deal with the seven aunts and eight aunts at home, just take out the phone and say something If there is an urgent matter, go and deal with it. Let’s talk to each other again, or find some excuse and just leave. Once you leave, no matter what they say, you won’t be able to hear them