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Interesting marriage, let's talk about it
2. I am male, handsome, like a star, with hair like Guo Da, eyes like Peisi Chen, height like Pan Changjiang and figure like Degang Guo. I speak as clearly as Jay Chou, and I want to find a beautiful woman as my partner. If you are interested, please contact me immediately, first come, first served, and then I will be someone else's.
3. Marriage: My male is extroverted and introverted. I have a house to rent and a car to rent, and the money is 100. I want to recruit an ambitious young woman who is introverted and extroverted, and make her house and car into a sedan chair with me, and the money will be made into six figures. Interested parties please contact me.
4, golden wedding, silver wedding, unlike modern naked marriage, I have no car, no house and no money, and I look average, with a height of 1.5 meters and an age of 23. If you are interested, don't miss it.
5. I want to get married: not short but not high, not low but not high in education, not ugly but not handsome in appearance, not small but not much in income, not small but not big in house, not bad but not good in car. If you want to contact as soon as possible.
6. Marriage: I 153 am tall and ugly. I have one or two houses at home, and a lamp for household appliances. Although the conditions are average, love can cover all the days. If you are interested, you need to meet at your own expense. If it is purely for fun, please stand aside consciously and don't bypass my meditation dream, or you will be at a loss.
7. Marriage: The heat is unbearable. Recently, the mother mosquito came to bite and sprayed a lot of medicine. The effect has been bad. Occasionally listening to the mother mosquito singing, it seems that I really want to meet someone, so I come to the internet to ask for marriage and relieve the loneliness of being bitten. Interested people will wait outside my house at night, hoping to get it done once and leave and elope as soon as possible.
8. Part I: Raymond Rong Ying dialect is more than Pan Anduo Part II: Rich, like rich soil, Fan Li flatly criticized: no guts.
9. You want to play naked marriage with me. I dare to streaking for you. You have to ask me how much I love you. Text messages represent my heart. Let me prove it: this message was forwarded within a month, but only one million. You and I will leave at once.
10, the house is temporarily unavailable, and the deposit has not exceeded 10,000. It looks ordinary, so you can get used to it after a few more eyes. You really can't steal any money by hanging around alone on weekdays. Nothing else is good at it, and the heart is still kind. Guangji female companion: Life is a long road, and every minute counts.
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13, handsome, looks like Ekin Cheng, at least his hair is that long. At present, raising pigs at home has a considerable income. Now he is looking for a Hong Kong woman who is over 70 meters tall and looks like Liang Yongqi (the original version is of course the best). First come, first served, now or never.
14. I have been registered in Beijing for generations. I have four houses, one for salt, one for bathing suit, one for parents and one for a wedding room. Looking forward to your arrival and watching the sea together in Beijing.
15, whether you are a man or a woman, as long as you have a loving heart, it doesn't matter how much money you have, as long as you have a stable job and are beautiful and ugly, as long as you are creative and tall, as long as you have the courage to live. If you meet my requirements, please reply to my message quickly.
16, the older girl is a little old, but she is beautiful. I'm not bragging. The streets were full of people chasing me, but I didn't meet the person in my heart. I hope someone who is destined to come soon and marry me home as soon as possible!
17, I'm Wang Benshan, I'm 23 years old, and I'm in * * *, and I want to talk about a love affair. Working in a hotel, working as a foreman every day, with a salary of 2500. I look ordinary and have a flat. I don't have to worry about borrowing money. I want to find a beautiful woman to accompany me all my life.
18, I have a first-class appearance, a doctor of education, a well-off family, a high income, a golden season, youth, brilliant talent, elegant hobbies, luxury cars and beautiful houses, all kinds, the greatest desire and the best transsexuality. Find an object, both men and women are good!
19, Grandpa is sixty years old, wearing leather pants and smoking a cigar. He is full of energy, his cheeks are red and his wallet is full of money. He wants women to have a sunset glow, and his sincere marriage is now. May that woman be young and gentle, not like a bitch. Gossip.
20, the boy is particularly handsome, with a hundred-dollar bill in his pocket. Today, he went online to ask for marriage. Who is destined to follow me?
2 1, I hope you can come to me. I have widely asked for marriage online, and the conditions are not high at all. As long as you are really good to me, I am old and don't want to grow old alone. If you are interested, please call me, if you are the one!
22. Name: simpleton, gender: male, age: last year 18, occupation: security guard, general manager of Beijing Hotel, annual income: negative tens of thousands (always fined), dream goal: having a house, a car and money, preferably a woman.
23, need a daughter-in-law: I don't have high requirements, I don't want to be highly educated and have a good figure. As long as I am diligent and filial, I can do everything in laundry and cooking, move heavy objects and repair computers. The above points must be remembered, and there is a joint code: wife, where are you going!
24. A pair of small eyes that gather light, a big mouth that eats a hundred meals, a pair of big ears like banana fans, and the most special thing is a straw-like hair.
25, although my education is low, I am not discouraged. When I am a grassroots, I have a chance to become famous. Although earning less shows that my heart is good, people who earn more are indispensable; I am a little ugly, but I am not shy. You can have whatever you want when you are thick-skinned. I'm a little old, which means I don't want to spend money. If I want to spend money, I will take my daughter-in-law home early. What are you waiting for such a good leftover man? Marry him quickly, happiness is coming! Tel:1818118.
26. I am a good farmer, and I am 27 years old. Filial piety from an early age has the knowledge of sages. I have no choice but to be beautiful (next88). Now my father orders me to get married. If I have a beautiful woman with a discerning eye, I can be together. Xiao Sheng is very polite here.
27. My brother just turned 25. He belongs to the leftover men. He doesn't want to live in a tall building. He rode a Kaminooji on the 28th, and he usually looked third-class. He is rich, but he has no money in his pocket. Get married quickly: ask women to be gentle and antique, hardworking and simple, and resolutely not to be a tigress, otherwise my brother will feel uncomfortable.
28, male 30, unmarried, anxious. Colleague Xiao Zhang said calmly, "I'll introduce you to an object called Ronaldinho." A man was very happy and invited him. After three days, we will be treated again. Xiao Zhang took a man to the farm, pointed to a mule in the stable and said, "This is the mule."
29, people say that marriage is the grave, I said that marriage is the vault! Marriage is a tree, two lovers can live together!
30. This young lady is 48 years old (in the mood for love), with beautiful features (dog tail), fine features (like rust), slim figure (with bumps and depressions), good temper (only slapping) and gentle personality (sometimes pinching people). Now, I have to be scared, no matter how big the grievance is, I can bear that slap.
3 1. Marry my farm. The money exceeds10 million. Marry my parking space. There are many good cars. Marry my garden. Oh, marry me, I have seven diamonds!
Hello, dear friend, are you still worried about being single? Are you still struggling with the titles of "leftover men" and "leftover women"? In order to give back to our customers, our company specially held a marriage recruitment activity. Handsome men and beautiful women whose original price is tens of thousands of yuan only need a dime message fee at present. Please forward this message to your spouse immediately, and the number is limited until it is delivered. Please forward it quickly.
33, married, I am young, 18, my body is better than that of Yang Guifei, and my face is like a peach blossom. Although my education level is not high, I can read and write, and I really want to find Mr. Ruyi Lang.
34. Ding Ding, the enlightenment of marriage has begun. No money, no land, no brain, find a little wife today, not tall and not beautiful, as long as you live with me, you have everything.
35. Real life is simple and the emotional space is lonely. Nothing to surf the internet, I want to find a marriage. The young man is 28 years old. I hope to find a partner and spend money to enjoy it.
36, good-looking, 28-year-old, wants to recruit a prince and enter my home. Requirements are as follows: over 30 years old, beautiful, like-minded, preferably. ......
37. I look like Pan An. I am strong, broad-minded, well-educated, with a wide range of hobbies, a little salary and wandering around. In order to be happy, I am looking for a female partner. I have no other requirements. If I can cook, I will do anything as long as I am satisfied.
38. There is a good girl next door, 28 years old, with pink peach blossom and waist, small cherry mouth and arch eyebrows. Everyone praises her beauty and kindness, and the seeds of love are looking for a good marriage. If you are interested, please reply 1 to be selected.
39. Sister, you are walking in the street, and my brother is watching behind me. It's not that I'm too romantic, but that I want to woo. Sister, you go ahead, brother, I go behind, say hello gently. Can I pursue it?
40. His face is chubby, his waist is thick, he has a big * * *, and he walks slowly. Six women and three aunts at home urged me to find a husband, but no one paid attention to me and cried bitterly. If there is a fate, contact me and we will get along slowly!
4 1, fleas don't bite, debts don't worry, that's why I got married; Don't be afraid to see this, I am poor and not ashamed, and my feelings are rare; Take care of each other, swim proudly hand in hand, and let's travel around the world; I don't have a home, I don't care, I love you to the old age; This kind of love is unique in the world. If you have courage, please come with me. I've been waiting for years, but I didn't apply. It seems that I have to lower my requirements. Attach application conditions: not afraid of beauty and ugliness!
42. That cat has reached the stage of * * *, and it barks heartbreakingly every night. The layman couldn't bear it, so he came to the internet to ask for marriage: he asked for a handsome male cat, with no bad hobbies and single-mindedness. The other owl was not considered. The cat next door was cheated by the empty owl, and now it is still waiting in the tree, and I don't want my cat to follow.
43. My daughter is 28 years old. She looks like a flower, with slender waist and arch eyebrows, small cherry mouth and phoenix eyes, and beautiful Ana. Today, I sincerely look for a person who is destined to work together to build a loving home.
44. Online marriage is very popular. I also want to put forward the requirements: the woman's education is low in my family, her income is no different from mine, her appearance is not too beautiful, and her cooking is excellent. It is very important to honor parents.
45. Today, I reported that my temper is mild and not irritable. My wife and mother can do it, and the division of rights and obligations is clear: you earn money, I take care of money, you do housework, I do aerobics, and my mother-in-law has to run. You have to be filial for me, saying that you are not allowed to run west, and you have to pay in one lump sum, but you can't do everything and you can't expect a phone call!
46. The man is over 30 and has no object. He is very anxious. One day, colleague Xiao Zhang quietly said to him, "I'll introduce you to an object called Luo Xiao." A man was very happy and invited him. Three days later, a man invited another guest, anxious to get married. After dinner, Xiao Zhang took a man to the farm and pointed to a mule and said, "Little mule, your boyfriend has arrived."
47. Thousands of acres of fertile land at home, rented; Rich, high interest; People with groups in the family, creditors; Now I want to get married online and hope to have a savior. My appearance and figure are meaningless, which helps me succeed in my career and makes my life easier.
48, naked marriage, no money, no car, no room, what you want is naked marriage, let naked marriage become popular!
49. I don't ask for my marriage conditions, just ask for an appointment time: not for one day, not for two days; Not sunny, not raining, not cloudy; Not on weekdays, not on holidays; Not on the first day, not on the fifteenth; Spring and autumn are absent, winter and summer are absent; When shall we meet? Hehe, you know what?
50, no education, no culture, no jokes, no villa, no BMW, salary of 880, no drag, no concern, just want to have a home!
5 1, three broken houses, two broken houses. It's smoky and very ugly. The body is disabled and determined, but the heart does not rot. Recruit a girlfriend, unlimited. Live well. It's up to you.
52, buy a girlfriend, requirements: more than 90% new; Factory date:1983 ——1987; All parts are complete and still under warranty; Model: conical. Length:158-170cm; Mass: 46kg ~ 55kg;; Appearance: uniform color and neat appearance; Requires ISO9002 quality system certification; Practical, energy-saving and noise-free. As long as you use three steamed buns every day, you can run normally. Contact number xxX.
53. temperament is continuous, thoughts are pure, and small appearance is watery. My family is from Hong Kong, and my parents are officials. This woman has been abroad. Marriage today: The young man is sincere. People who have no money must be kind, people should be simple and honest, but not stupid.
54. My daughter is 28 years old. There are two generations of old people in the world, and beauty is on the water side. Self-admiration overwhelms peach blossoms, and people are better than willows. I have reached the age of love, and I want to find a bosom friend, holding hands for a hundred years and * * * a lifetime.
55. Boys are good-looking, docile, have no bad hobbies, have graduated from junior college, have a reliable job, have enough food and clothing in 200 yuan, have a house at home and relatives to rely on. Find a partner, bid farewell to dryness, look good, have a good personality, have a job and work hard. If you have the heart, talk in the park.
56. The little girl is in her prime, with a small face and a slim figure. Her voice is like ding Rinrin, and she has touched her heart at an early age. MengMeng, a little girl, is in love. Requirements for marriage: The young man looks like a star, with a well-proportioned figure and style. Marriage language: the young couple hold hands in the living room, the young couple get married and travel far.
57. The sky is blue, the sea is salty, and lovers in the street make people cry. People are ordinary, their hearts are kind, and life without objects is disgusting. Today's marriage: which woman is kind-hearted and willing to be a brother and bride.
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