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Tell me about my damn father's composition.

My father is a timid person. If you want to tell me what he is afraid of, you won't believe it. My father is most afraid of setting off firecrackers. As long as someone sets off firecrackers, he will drag me away until the firecrackers are gone.

My dad has another problem, that is, he often can't find anything. Now, when he came back from Qingdao, he started his "long speech" as soon as he entered the house. "Son, have you finished your homework? Is the handwriting good? Are you obedient? ..... "A lot of questions confused me.

After a while, I heard my father say, "Where?"

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Glasses? Come on, help me find it, or I can't watch TV without it. "I got down from my chair helplessly and opened my eyes to help my father find it. I thought to myself, isn't it difficult to find glasses? I divided it three times, five times and twice. I ran upstairs, jumped into the study, searched all corners of the house and finally found it under the bed. I handed it to my father respectfully, but my father didn't say angrily, "read the text quickly!" ""I reluctantly went into the study and slammed the door. Father said, "Why, I'm not convinced!" "I quickly said," Sorry, my hand slipped. " Father said, "study hard, I'm leaving." "I'm thinking: I wish I were my father, and I don't have to be beaten and scolded all day." Why is there no sound of reading? "Dad asked, and I read it out loud. ...

What do you think of my father? But I still think my father is very good.