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Mysterious chase in Xiangxi sweeps away ghosts and ghosts

The mysterious culture of Xiangxi has some invisible charms that can't be ignored, such as Padai, Taoist, immortal, poison, even carpenters, pharmacists, masons and so on.

Tell me about the ghost drive with Uncle Long. ...

Exorcism 1:

My name is Daozi, and I have a man man (uncle) from Minle Town, Huayuan County. His surname is Long, and he has a good relationship with my father.

? He is a dishonest person, and in Huayuan's words, Hong Kong is "finding bones in eggs". The dialect spoken to me in Hong Kong is Sirihara, which is full of characters.

? He is the sixth generation descendant of the teacher in the Eight Dynasties. He can tell fortune and visit fortune, and is called Long banxian. When he is free, he will sit in the teahouse and drink tea every day, and I often go to Yipin teahouse to listen to his tricks.

It was very hot that day, so I went to the teahouse to listen to his tricks and blow the air conditioner. Just walked to the door of Yipin, it happened that Uncle Long came out from the inside. I was about to ask him where he was going when he said, "Son of a bitch, it's boring to listen to Lao Tzu's tricks every day. Let's go with Lao Tzu to exorcise ghosts. "

? Sounds like an exorcism to me. It smells good. Then ask him, "Where are you going to exorcise ghosts? You find fault in eggs, so no one invited you? " .

? He took out his mobile phone and showed me the phone records, and then said, "Son of a bitch, is Lao Tzu going to lie to you again?" This is a friend who just called me and asked me to help him exorcise ghosts. "

? I nodded, and then got on Long Shu's car and went to Jia Min Village.

? When I arrived at the host's house in Jia Min Village, the host spoke Miao language. He said, "Oh, I'll see the eggplant if it's changed." Everything is ready, please make it quick.

? I saw Uncle Long reach out and take out a chicken from his nylon pocket. When he caught it, it was a hen. Uncle Long smiled and said to his master, "You should use hens to drive away ghosts. You must be a wife. You can't do anything. Hurry and buy a rooster. "

? The owner immediately drove to the street and bought a rooster. In my spare time, I asked Uncle Long, "Can roosters really drive away ghosts?" .

? Uncle Long answered me: "Cocks exorcise ghosts, curse ghosts and attract ghosts. When the rooster dies, there will be a funeral for the main family, just like incense. If it burns long and short, someone at home will take off the eggs. "

I heard a lot of mysterious and incredible things in this minute.

After the owner bought a rooster, Uncle Long began to practice. He asked me to come into the house with him, and I waved my hand and said, "This thing is made by professionals. Go by yourself. It's useless for me to go in. " .

Actually, I'm afraid of ghosts. As soon as Uncle Long entered, he opened his mouth and read the formula. This chicken is not an extraordinary chicken, but the queen mother is holding this chicken.

Then I'll make trouble outside. This chicken is not an extraordinary chicken, but a mother's paralysis.

? Everyone present at that time laughed. Then Uncle Long watched it again. This chicken is not an extraordinary chicken, but a chick held by the Queen Mother. ...............................................................................................................................................................

? Then I took the formula to make trouble. "This chicken is not a special chicken, but Uncle Long is blind there. It is useless for others to take it. My nephew uses it to roast chicken. "

? Uncle Long was upset and a little angry by my formula. Then he opened the door and shouted at me, "Come in, Lao Zi, you are always messing with me outside."

? Since I have never seen an exorcist, I really want to see what ghosts look like. After all, it is a pity not to see them. Then Uncle Long and I went into the house.

Uncle Long gave me whole grains and told me to scatter them everywhere. At that time, I didn't know that whole grains could drive away ghosts. I spilled it. Uncle Long read the formula. "This chicken is not a special chicken, but this chicken held by the Queen Mother. She hugged nine eggs and reported a golden rooster. She wore a red hat and five-color gold clothes, which others thought was useless. The apprentice used it to chop chicken, and blood cut the East and East gods, but blood cut the South and South gods, and blood cut the West gods far away. Blood cuts the north and the north, and blood cuts the central god. Hold the golden knife in your right hand and hold the rooster in your left hand, and the rooster's head will fall to the ground. Good luck.

? I dare not say a word, even the atmosphere. I thought it would be bad luck to provoke ghosts to harm myself.

Minutes later, there was a noise in the master's kitchen. I'm a little dark (afraid) and dare not move. I only heard my heartbeat, and I mentioned my voice.

Suddenly two mice ran out. I am angry and funny. As soon as I opened my mouth, I smiled: "People told you to drive away ghosts, you drove away mice, and there were cats at home. I don't want you to accept this job at the same time. Buy one and get one free, or do dogs provoke mice? Scared your handsome nephew's face green. "

Uncle Long yelled at me, "You son of a bitch, don't talk".

Just shut up, the master bedroom door opened by itself, and there was a small wind blowing. At this time, the cock in Long Shu's hand barked at the door badly, and then kept barking and walked slowly to the kitchen. Uncle Long followed the chicken into the kitchen. The chicken crowed a few times, and then it was quiet. Then Uncle Long said yes. Kill the chicken and eat it. Before I know it, I'm finished.

I asked Uncle Long, "Did you really drive the ghost away? It's over without seeing anything. You fool people! " .

When Uncle Long saw that I didn't believe him, he was too lazy to talk to me. He settled the bill directly with his host and took me to the south of the city for a drink.

Since I chased away ghosts with Uncle Long, I don't think ghosts are terrible and I haven't seen them before, so I decided to go with Uncle Long.

At 8 o'clock in the evening after half a month, the genius just got dark. I got a call from Uncle Long. He asked me why I didn't come to blow the air conditioner today, and I didn't come to play tricks with him. I am better at talking to Uncle Long than bragging. I answered him, "I collect rice at home." Actually, I played League of Legends at home all day. Then Uncle Long said, "Are you finished? Come here right away. We are going to Ji Wei to kill chickens. " Killing chickens is the code word for exorcism, that is, killing chickens after exorcism. I heard that there was another chance to chase ghosts with Uncle Long, and I quit the game in the ranking, which caused my status as king to fall to brass.

? Came to Yipin downstairs, Long Shu got into his Audi A6, I got on the bus directly, and then set out to find Jiwei. I asked Uncle Long, "Do you chase ghosts at night? Night is the worst time for ghosts, in case you meet them. " Before I finished, Uncle Long BB said to me, "What's the matter? What happened? Laozi's sixth generation is chasing ghosts, and it's a big deal to catch two imps. " Just last year, I swept the soul of a friend's house in Minle Town. The ghost still went out fiercely, and Lao Tzu crushed it with three souls and seven souls, sweeping three souls on its head, three souls on its waist and three souls on its feet. If my host hadn't told me to put it down, I would have it forever. "I lit a cigarette, and then smiled and said," well, who are you, known as the dragon banxian, fortune-telling and exorcism? They are all very powerful. My nephew will double-click for you and give you 66. " Long Shu thought I was laughing at him and scolded, "You don't believe what I said, son of a bitch. When I come to Jiwei Town, I want to make it disappear in the Three Realms, whether it's a temper change or a dead fool. "

? At some point, I went to Jiwei Town. The Miao language in Jiwei Town is the most authentic Miao language, and there are the most mysterious and ancient Miao secrets here. It can be said that every village has witches, and all villages are poisonous. Anyone who is not careful is feverish, vomiting and diarrhea. I was on pins and needles at Jiwei's place. I am very eloquent. I bought cigarettes and betel nuts in Jiwei, afraid to speak. After another ten minutes, I arrived at the master's house, a former colleague of Uncle Long. My master's house has three floors. I estimated that it is about 500 square meters, surrounded by fences. The door of the house faces the fence door and faces south. There are four locust trees and two willow trees in the middle aisle. Every tree has many branches, so it looks uncomfortable. Even if I don't know Feng Shui, I know that the gate can't face south, and I don't plant ghost trees at home. In our western Hunan, the gate faces south, which means blocking the gate. Ghost trees are trees that can't be planted seven or eight times, especially willow and locust trees in front of and behind the house.

? I quietly said to Uncle Long: "Is this host's head hot? He doesn't understand the five branches of Feng Shui? This son of a bitch lives too long. He planted ghost trees to raise ghosts and blocked the gate to block bodhisattva. If we go in, it's definitely over. The doors are blocked. In case of an accident, don't ask your grandparents, ask your ancestors. "

? Long Shu, a prude at ordinary times, listened to my words and was silent. Then he walked around the owner's house, took a red rope and went to the window on the fence in the east of the house. He put a bowl of rice on the window and inserted three incense sticks. I don't know what he wants. Maybe he's useful. Then he told me to take two cocks, soybeans, mung beans, rice, realgar, white wine and wine. We went into the house.

? As soon as I entered the gate, I felt the room was so cool. I looked around and there was no air conditioning. I immediately felt the seriousness of the problem in the house. I gritted my teeth and closed the door. I saw something dirty on the willow tree, and my tears flowed out instantly. After all, it is the first time to see dirty things. I called Uncle Long, and Uncle Long turned around and saw those things. Uncle Long said powerfully, "Close the door. If I can't get rid of death today, I will kill evil spirits. " Then I closed the door and Uncle Long went straight to the third floor. I'm really scared. I climbed the stairs trembling.

? On the third floor, Uncle Long read the formula "This chicken is this chicken ...". I dare not disturb the formula as I did last time, because I know that this exorcism will be unlucky. While Uncle Long recited the formula, I sprinkled soybeans on these things. I saw the cock crow badly, but fortunately he didn't die. The third floor is finished. We went down to the second floor and went to the third room on the second floor. I saw the picture on the wall. That's a young man. No sooner had I sown rice than the chicken died. Uncle Long and I looked at each other. As we all know, the man in this room will die in half a year. Then Uncle Long asked me to try another one. Uncle Long recited the formula again. I spilled it when I took out something, and the rooster died. Uncle Long and I looked at each other, because there was something wrong with two chickens rushing into the same room, so we were not safe ourselves. Uncle Long told me to keep sprinkling things on myself. When we went down to the first floor, we suddenly couldn't walk and couldn't lift our legs. I anxiously said to Uncle Long, "I told you before that this was too much, and it was night. Now it's over, and my feet are locked by ghosts." .

Long Shu knew that the situation was wrong, so he read: "Before the peerless dragon came to rob the treasure, after the peerless phoenix came to Chaoyang, there was no dragon on the left and a white tiger on the right, which was unlucky." The sky is grey, the ground is grey, and the crane comes first. Disciples come to spread grain, and I spread grain everywhere. Since the beginning of the world, 100 grains have fallen to the ground, with rice scattered in the east, grains scattered in the south, grains scattered in the south, grains piled up in the west, grains scattered in the north and grains scattered in the north. Only the central government won't spill them, leaving the coffin house as the main decoration. Please put a lock on your foot. One scatters his hair around his waist, one scatters his soul around his waist, the third scatters ghosts without locking his feet, the fourth scatters the door forward, the fifth scatters two people and four eyes, and the sixth scatters his soul to dry. Dongfanghong rope leads to the east window, and there are three sticks of incense in the rice on the windowsill. If the evil spirits don't leave, I'll ask my ancestors to destroy them. I just know now, Long Shu's intention of holding the rope before.

? As soon as the formula is written, our steps can move, and then Uncle Long and I will open the door and go out. As soon as we got out of the gate, seven people from the host family were waiting for us outside. I saw the man in the photo on the wall. His Tang Yin is particularly dark. I estimate that he will die in less than half a year and a week. Uncle Long took his friend and said, "I can't catch this thing. Really fierce. The feng shui in your family is really different. There will be a funeral at your house in a month. After the funeral, all the trees will be cut down and the gates will be replaced. You have a lot of money anyway. This is not a problem. Remember, before the accident, the tree can't be cut down and the gate can't be moved, otherwise the whole family will be hard. " . Uncle Long didn't take him a penny or ask him for cigarettes, and then we drove back to Huayuan.

Exorcise ghosts and send pork? three

After Vicky drove away the ghost, she was frightened out of illness by the ghost's foot lock. It's best to stay in bed for a month, or let Long Shu call my soul every day. Uncle Long sometimes makes fun of me and says, "I am timid, and I have to argue with Lao Zi every day to exorcise ghosts. Once the ghost locks his feet, he will lie in bed every day and call me to death. " Every time Uncle Long teased me, I was embarrassed and it was hard to refute, because I was really scared that time. However, he made fun of me more often, and I began to feel a little embarrassed. I pretended to be angry and said, "the first time I chased a ghost, I couldn't recover for a while." If you come again, I am afraid it will be an egg. " I never imagined that the second day after I said this, I drove away the ghost with Long Shu.

? It was very hot that day. I sat in the courtyard dam and watched my father and neighbors fight the landlord. The phone suddenly rang. It was Uncle Long. Uncle Long was angry when he talked to my dad. He said rudely, "Do you have any medicinal liquor at home? I have an old cousin who is not feeling well. I'll get some. " My dad said "yes" and hung up. My dad asked me to get the medicinal liquor and give it to Uncle Long later.

Half an hour later, Uncle Long came. As soon as he got to the dam, he pulled my dad up and sat down to fight the landlord himself. I asked Uncle Long, "Don't you want medicinal liquor? Are you still fighting the landlord?" Uncle Long gave me a look and replied, "Son of a bitch, you talk a lot. It's only noon now, and it's okay for me to go back in the afternoon. " I nodded and smiled: "Yes, who are you? Huayuan is called Long banxian. " Several adults laughed. Then I have been sitting in the courtyard dam howling at the sun and watching them play cards.

? Two hours later, an adult came on the road, a newly moved rich man behind my house. When he came to my dam, I gave him my seat. After he sat down to look at the cards for a few minutes, he told my dad that someone had been knocking at his door recently, or there was the sound of high heels upstairs. I'm a little scared because he moved here. He didn't know that there used to be a willow tree in his house now, and a woman was hanged there before.

The adult said, "I slept well last night and suddenly there was the sound of high heels going up the stairs." At first I thought it was the sound of a refrigerator or a water heater, until my daughter called for help, and my wife and I ran upstairs to see it. " My daughter stuttered with fear. She said she was playing with her mobile phone. Someone was knocking at the door of the room, thinking that her mother gave her money, and then she went to open the door. When I opened the door, I saw a woman in red with her head down. My daughter is scared. She shouted for help and is still in bed. "

? We were all a little scared after listening to it. At this time, Uncle Long suddenly said, "This is easy." The man heard Uncle Long say this, and then looked at my dad. My father said, "He knows these things, Paddy, and is called Long banxian. He can help you." My Lord immediately asked Uncle Long for help.

? Uncle Long looked at me and said, "Ghost son, your mouth really stinks yesterday. Now, whether you go or not, if you are afraid, stay here and watch your father play cards. " This sentence made me very angry, and then I said, "Lying in the trough is to catch ghosts. If there are any eggs to be proud of, if I have never seen anything, go. " Then I put on my shoes and went to my neighbor's house.

It takes five minutes to get to that house, and it's only about 500 meters away from my home. As soon as Long Shu entered the gate, he stared at the corner of the stairwell and then called the host family to take the rooster away. The owner had nothing, so he went to the broker to buy (rooster), (mung bean), (realgar), (glutinous rice), (corn), (wheat) and (incense, candles and paper). I won't be back for half an hour. Uncle Long asked me to mix these together. I know it's seeding. Uncle Long may know that this thing is fierce, so he didn't rush through the stairs directly, but rushed through the master's daughter's room first.

Uncle Long recited the formula and I sprinkled food. Uncle Long said, "The sky is green, and the ground is green. The old gentleman ordered my disciples to distribute grain. I scatter grain everywhere. Since Pangu began the world, one has landed and a hundred have been born. East evil leaves in a hurry, East evil leaves in a hurry, South evil leaves the manor, West evil is covered with colorful cocks, and North evil will come back soon. Only the central government did not sprinkle them, leaving them to the main family to worship the bodhisattva. One scatters three souls and seven spirits, two scatters seven spirits run all over the ground, three Sardinians have ghosts, four scatters three souls die, five scatters five ghosts make money, six scatters six ghosts judge, seven scatters seven spirits sit in the underworld, and eight scatters eight trigrams rise to Tai Chi.

? After reading the recipe, I almost spilled all the grains. When I left the stairwell, my heart was pounding, because I was afraid of being locked by a ghost when I was chasing a ghost in Jiwei last time. Long Shu didn't take the rooster to exorcise ghosts at this moment, but directly cut off the chicken's head, poured the blood into a bowl, read a formula, took a bite, and then sprayed it on the stairwell. I'm not afraid of ghosts, but I hate such things. Spray and spray, and then Uncle Long kept spraying in the corner. I guess he saw the dirty thing and the chicken blood was almost gone. Uncle Long directly threw the bowl in the corner and said loudly, "If you leave today, you have to leave. If you don't leave, I'll ask the master to come out and collect you now, so that you can never be reborn. " .

? Then Uncle Long took me to the living room and told me to get up from the altar and invite Grandpa. I gave him a depressed look and said "Ah". Uncle Long blinked at me and then said, "Ah, what egg, get up from the altar. Today I want her never to be born again. " Just when I didn't know what to do, Uncle Long said, "Well, the dirty things came out." I looked at him incredulously. Uncle Long grabbed the grain from my hand and sprinkled it on my head. Then he said, "You still don't believe in Lao Tzu?" . While I was still wondering, my hostess got well and said she was hungry.

? After the ghost was driven away, the host thanked Uncle Long, and then took out a knife of pork from the refrigerator and gave it to Uncle Long. It is estimated that it is more than two kilograms. Not a penny, not a pack of cigarettes. The host thought, "This is a neighbor's friend. It doesn't matter if you don't send money, just two pounds of meat. " Uncle Long told me to go with meat.

When I walked to my house, Uncle Long left the meat on the road. I asked Uncle Long why he lost his meat. Uncle Long said, "I exorcised ghosts for him and cured his daughter. If you don't send 2800 yuan, he will forget it. At least he should buy a pack of cigarettes. He keeps roosters to drive away ghosts for himself. This is the first time I have seen such a family. I don't know any rules. The richer I am, the meaner I am. " . I want to pick up the meat, but Uncle Long won't let me pick it up, saying that the meat he threw out was not clean.

Then something strange happened. Every day when I go home, I see that the pork there is intact. The meat in this summer has not changed color and taste, and there are no ants and mosquitoes to eat it. Even dogs don't pick up meat. I am curious.

? A week later, a beggar was walking on the road. Two friends and I said to him, "Go and pick up a piece of meat." Then we take him to find the meat. He didn't leave when the distance was nearly 20 meters. We asked him why he didn't pick up the meat. His words frightened me and my friends, because my two friends and I saw nothing. He said, "There is a man crouching there hiding meat. How can I answer it? " Then the beggar left.

? Ever since he said this, I've been scared when I passed by. Later, when the host family found out, they picked up the meat and threw it away. Then they came to my house to inquire about Uncle Long and paid a special visit to Uncle Xie. Later, my uncle told me about it, and I realized that when he cast a spell on the meat, there happened to be a hungry ghost next to him. Uncle Long cast a spell, and the hungry ghost couldn't eat meat, so he has been squatting there watching the pork. In fact, Uncle Long is also a good man. Every time he works for someone else's house, he is in the host's house. The host cannot be stingy. The master's family is not rich and doesn't want to get things done! For example, the story "Strangers don't wear dead people's clothes".

Author: Rice in Ordinary Life

Beauty Xiangxi

Mysterious culture

This story is pure fiction, thank you for reading it.