Humorous sentences with bacon in the circle of friends

1. Today, I spend more time with Bacon than with my friends. Should I start making more meat friends?

2. Bacon is lonely. Every time I stay alone in the refrigerator, I really want to take it out to see the world!

Bacon and I are like fish and feed. We are interdependent and will never part!

4, the pursuit of health, I joined the Bacon training camp, holding the remote control every day, trying to exercise my finger muscles!

5. I heard that preserved meat is good for preservation. I ate a lot today, and I hope it can also prevent corrosion and aging!

6. Bacon said I ate too much, so I ate! Next time anyone dares to say that I ate too much, I will bear the consequences!

7. Fight wits with bacon and lose every time, because I can't help eating it all!

8, bacon is so thick, it should be used as a thermos cup, and it can last for several hours every time you drink hot water!

9. Some people say that the circle of friends with bacon is too shocking. I feel very good, at least I can remind everyone that I am a person with meat friends!

10. Bacon is my true friend. After several years, it is still with me, no matter how greedy I am!