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China's cooking is world-famous. How incredible is it in the eyes of foreigners?
When you come back, tell us clearly that animals don't eat internal organs, heads, feet, hooves, minced meat and a lot of things. I wish I could make a list. In the evening, Yaya took him to our side for a barbecue, so he ordered several plates of roasted vegetables and kebabs for Yaya. We ate crispy bones, roasted kidneys and roasted pigskin, and were elated. He said he would try it, but he couldn't stop eating, and he didn't say he wouldn't eat internal organs or skins. I spent more than 700 yuan on kebabs one night, and he ate two thirds.
In the morning, he tasted everything we ate, such as fried dough sticks, soybean milk, Regan Noodles, Hu spicy soup, oil cake and egg cake, and then planned what to eat every morning. I told him that there are many kinds in Regan Noodles, especially after watching the price of breakfast, I couldn't close my mouth. He exclaimed, it's unbelievable that it's so cheap and delicious! Going to a roadside stall to eat mala Tang, pig's foot noodles and small noodles simply refreshed his three views and destroyed the whole spiritual world. Take him to eat hot pot in the evening, never say "no, no, no", just say that I will eat whatever you eat. When he heard that he wanted to eat sheep's brain hairy belly (English translation is stomach), he still held back. Carefully ate a few mouthfuls, he said, even if you eat shit, I will accompany you to eat!
Not convinced, I bought durian at night and put it in the microwave to heat it up a little. After smelling it, I said in horror, I just said, I really don't eat shit! We laughed to death. Later, even the durian with the smell of shit was swept away by him. I didn't expect a tall and thin foreigner to eat so much. I popularized several major cuisines in China and recommended him to watch China on the tip of the tongue online. He watched it all night, and then dreamily asked us to take him to eat these places. It turns out that he is not a foodie, but he is not in a foodie country. When I leave, I can't bear to leave. I bought him duck neck and braised pork head. Now I can't even forget Erguotou, saying that if I can check it, he can bring a container.
Finally, he said to me, Cousin, I want to discuss with my family about emigrating to China. When I arrived in America, I watched the video of me eating duck neck and drinking beer and cried to me, there is nothing fucking here, nothing to eat! I also questioned my sister. She didn't know how he put up with it.
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