Telling jokes is very interesting and humorous.

Telling jokes is very interesting and humorous.

What's really terrible is not casting pearls before swine, but a group of cows casting pearls before swine. The following is a very funny and humorous story I shared with you. Welcome to read and enjoy. Please pay attention to the column for more information.

Telling jokes is very interesting and humorous.

I have been with the male ticket for so long. I went to his house for the first time today and saw her sister in a wheelchair. Out of curiosity, I asked her: How did you break your leg? His sister said happily, when I was young, my parents didn't have time to take care of us at work. My brother takes care of me because I am too naughty and always run around. My brother broke my leg for my safety. My brother loves me most! ? I really feel that the male ticket is too caring for people ~ I am not wrong about him!

Second, it is said that leg hair and kidney are good. I touched my leg hair with satisfaction! Why does a girl need such a good kidney?

Third, what is really terrible is not casting pearls before swine, but a group of cows casting pearls before swine for you.

Fourth, the child came to his mother crying, and the mother asked: What's the matter, baby? Child: Dad accidentally hit his finger with a hammer. Mom: Then why are you crying? Child: Because I just laughed.

After several days and nights of breathing by 20 million people in Beijing, the air quality in Beijing has finally improved. The spirit of new Beijing was born: virtue carries fog, self-improvement does not suck, hard work, creating gray yellow! ? Facts have proved once again that fog is more expensive to suck! ?

In the evening, my back itched a little, so I said to my wife. Scratch my back! ? My wife put her hand on my back and stopped moving. I said, why don't you catch it! ? Then, I heard: move it yourself! ? Fuck? ! !

Make money sporadic light rain, spend money goose feather heavy snow. Eyes full of beautiful things, pockets empty. Bite your teeth, stamp your feet, cover your wallet and run. I wish my friends a smooth career, rolling financial resources, endless money and hand cramps.

Eight, today Thursday, Xiaodong went to the exam, got 44, went home to watch TV, saw F4, fell in love with Doumyouji Tsukasa, came to Shaolin Temple, and was beaten by his elders halfway!

Nine, Xiaoling thought: this is easy to handle, just open another hole and let the water flow out. So he made another hole in his sole with scissors. If the water in the rain boots accumulates more and more.

Ten, the mouse fell in love with the cat, singing: I love you, love you, just like the mouse loves rice, no matter how many storms, I will still accompany you. Cat: Don't be vain. My mother said that love without marriage purpose is hooliganism!

XI. How should people live this life? Don't be too cold in winter, too hot in summer, don't pretend to be poor if you have money, and don't show off if you don't have money. It's better to smile than to frown. Friends often remember, happy life!

Twelve, one night, a child burned paper money and said to himself: Grandpa, are you okay there? I put some math papers in the paper money I burned for you. It's good for your brain to do more problems. If you don't know anything, take our head teacher away. She'll teach you.

13. Don't ask me why I don't have a girlfriend at the age of 28. When I think that Taiwan Province Province has not been recovered, Abe has not stepped down, Sanpang has a hydrogen bomb, and the economy has not surpassed that of the United States, how can we consider being immersed in love? A seven-foot man can't be Summer Xu.

It is difficult to make money at noon on weekdays. Who knows that the money in the bag can't make ends meet every month Broken in two in one minute, still tight at the end of the month. Please pay tribute to the god of wealth at once. There are candles and fruits at home. I wish my friends are covered by the god of wealth all the year round, and they can earn money without worry.

15. Kong Huiling has been taking great pains to take care of her family for more than ten years.

Mark: Master, I have lost interest in women recently. Please help me! Master climbed up the roof in a hurry without saying anything! Mark: Did the master tell me to look far? Master: Let go of Nima. Let's talk it over. Can you put on your pants first? ~ lying in the trough?

17. It was dark on Sunday night and there was a war at Xiaoming's house. When his mother gave the order, his father began to twitch. His grandmother rushed forward with a urinal, and his grandfather forgot to turn on the light when he went to the toilet. He accidentally fell into the toilet pit and struggled with shit with almost no sacrifice.

Xiao Duan often takes me to massage. Every time I call the same girl with a beautiful voice, I went with Xiao Duan again today. I asked the front desk to give her a massage, and the front desk told me that she was not here! If I miss something, I have to wait in the hall for a short time, so I have to go to the toilet in a hurry, and I see the girl with beautiful words washing her hands. Another girl asked her, your old customer is here, why don't you pretend to be there? She roared: I have so many customers, and he is the only one who massages seriously?

Nineteen, I'm worried about you recently. I wish you hard. I wish you charm and hard work; Do things with courage, make a fortune and make profits; Love is beautiful and life is really smooth. Work hard towards happiness and wish you a happy mood!

Woman: I have no feelings for you. Me: OK, you can go. Woman: How do you talk? Me: I like direct people. If you tell me how you feel, I will tell you how I feel. Woman: You are so stingy. Me: this is called a frank exchange of views between the host and the guest.

Twenty-one, these days, Xiao Li, Xiao Zhang and Xiao Wang in the cubicles of major ministries and commissions got on the train back to their hometown, and their names were changed to Li Chu, Zhang Chu and King Chu? In the office building, Linda, Mary and George got on the train back to Anhui, Henan and Guangxi, and their names were changed to Gui Fang, Cui Hua, Fat Girl and Dog Egg?

22. Why did Guan Yu die earlier than Zhang Fei? Answer: Is the beauty unlucky?

Twenty-three, eat watermelon in summer, beauty beauty is cucumber, Qingchang diuretic is melon, and Hami melon is the sweetest. You are family with them. Why are you hiding underground? So you are a sweet potato.

Twenty-four, when I miss you, I dare not call you for fear of hearing your voice; Sadly, I always miss you, but I can't always stop calling. So, I excitedly picked up my mobile phone and dialed the phone for you. Hello? Why not you? Dizzy! It turns out that my mobile phone is in arrears!

Twenty-five, ask what is love in the world? The sage replied:? Schroeder. ?

Twenty-six, the bus is ready to leave, and a woman with heavy makeup is chasing after it. Master, master, don't go, wait for me. Later, the bus master suddenly said, I am in a hurry to be reborn, and the goblin quickly dodged. Don't miss the good time to return to China! Then I drove the car forward!

When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me?

Twenty-eight, cold Monday, braised Tuesday, steamed Wednesday, fried Thursday, stir-fried Friday, happy spices, leisurely wine, I will cook a blessing dinner for you this weekend, and I am willing to enjoy it happily.

Do readers want more? Here are ten humorous jokes for you. Don't thank me! ! !

1, still very certain.

My son failed in the middle school entrance examination and was scolded by his wife.

I went to comfort my son: You must study hard and surpass your father in the future. ?

The son paused, and he said weakly: I can't promise anything else. However, I am sure I can find a better wife than you in the future. ?

2. I'm a little excited to think about it.

My three-year-old son came back from kindergarten and said angrily to me, Dad, the teacher is not good at all. He is always so fierce that he doesn't even film me sleeping at noon. ?

Me:? A teacher can't take care of so many people like her mother. You should be obedient. ?

Son:? Let the teacher and mother switch. My mother accompanies me in kindergarten every day, and the teacher sleeps with my father at home. ?

I'm a little excited to think about it.

You are good at playing cards, too.

A:? Mobile phone landlords are constantly losing. What keeps you going?

b:？ Because my teammates have been encouraging me. ?

A:? How do you encourage it?

b:？ You play cards very well! ?

A:

4. Is this a kiss?

Zhang San felt that he was not his own since he was a child.

Once he was playing outside and accidentally fell into a cesspit. Her mother saw it and said, we don't want this baby! Go back and eat another one. ?

When she grew up, she had a high fever. Her mother touched his forehead with her hand and immediately retracted her hand and said, hot! ?

His father immediately said with a big mouth:? Look, burn your mother! ?

Is this a kiss?

5. Fortunately, I threw it quickly.

I went to play hot water with my classmates at school, and the thermos squeaked on the way back to the dormitory.

I said:? No, it's going to explode. ?

This guy whooshed the thermos out. Bang, it really blew up.

The buddy said with a lingering fear: fortunately, I threw it quickly and didn't blow me up. ?

6. You are impossible.

One day, when I was not very busy, a buddy asked me to write a wedding invitation for me. After writing for a long time, I feel a little wrong, but even if I look at it, I can't see anything wrong.

At this time, the elder brothers' daughter-in-law came to have a look and said? Can you change the bride's name? It is impossible for you. .

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7. It may have shrunk.

Recently my brother talked about a funny girlfriend. She is cute, but a little short. She went shopping with her yesterday.

She said very excitedly? I have cramps in my hands and feet recently. Will it be longer? .

Me? If you don't grow now, maybe you will shrink? .

Do you know who Jia Cuihua is?

The teacher asked Xiaoming:? Do you know who the king of Spain is?

Xiaoming:? I don't know. ?

Teacher:? Then you must spend more time on your study in the future! ?

Xiao Ming asked:? Teacher, do you know who Jia Cuihua is?

Teacher:? Who's that? I don't know. ?

Xiaoming:? Then you must spend more time with your husband in the future ?

9. dodged another bullet

Quarrel with my wife, my wife reached out and hit me in a rage, and I grabbed her hand.

The wife nu way:? Why did you grab my hand? Let me go. ?

I had a brainwave: I will hold your hand and grow old with my son. ?

After that, I held my wife in my arms.

I was so clever that I dodged another bullet.

10, the pig must have been lost

It is said that when a daughter finds a boyfriend, her parents will feel sad that the cabbage they have worked so hard to grow has been arched by a pig.

But since my brother found a girlfriend, he didn't even come back to live at home. Every day his mother-in-law cooks good food for him, and he is full of happiness.

Mother looked up at the sky of 45 and said, I wonder if the cabbage is arched. Anyway, the pig that has been raised for more than 20 years must have been lost. ?

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