Qq, talk about funny and humorous sand sculpture sentences.

Tell a funny and humorous sentence, which can be a sentence that is suddenly reversed and does not play cards according to common sense. For example, many years ago, you said take care, and I haven't lost weight. Or when you feel ugly and poor, don't be sad, at least your judgment is right.

1, many years ago, you said take care, I have never lost weight.

You must get along well with her. I will take a bus.

3. Peach Blossom Pond is deep in thousands of feet, and the ancients used no paper for defecation.

God closes a door for you, and then goes to wash and sleep.

When you feel ugly and poor, don't be sad, at least your judgment is right.

6. Smile brilliantly if you don't laugh.

7. If you are busy for a while, you can continue to be busy for a while.

8. Those who have knocked me down, thank you, it's really comfortable to lie down.

9. I am so clever that I never use a comb again.

10, I heard that irregular rest is very harmful to my health, which scares me to stay up late every day and regularly.

1 1. Is there a beautiful woman who wants a chin pad? Please contact me. I have a pair of chins and I'm going to sell one.