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A complete collection of bachelor’s sentences and classic sentences

1. I wish you a happy Singles’ Day, and I wish you success every year.

2. When you are young, you should walk around. If you walk around more, you will find that the whole world is full of lovers, and you are the only single one.

3. God is fair to everyone. He will not let you celebrate the Chinese Valentine's Day even if he allows you to celebrate the Singles' Day.

4. Let me spend Singles’ Day alone, let me spend Valentine’s Day alone, let me spend Christmas Eve alone, let me spend Christmas alone, and let me spend exams alone if I have the ability. .

5. If I am single on Singles’ Day, I will drink 50 bottles of Fengyoujing.

6. Midterm exams, parent-teacher conferences, and Singles’ Day will bring a triple blow to my career, family ties, and love.

7. I hate people saying "Happy Singles' Day" to me. The most disgusting thing is that I have to say "Thank you".

8. Why was I single last year and am I still single this year? Is it also buy one get one free for singles?

9. I say happy Singles’ Day, but in my heart I envy the happiness of two people.

10. If nothing else happens, I will celebrate Singles’ Day again this year. If anyone likes me, tell me quietly and I will chase you.

11. Candies are given out on Halloween, so who can give me a date on Singles’ Day?

12. Singles’ Day belongs to us singles, couples please get out of the way.

13. Today’s children prefer Valentine’s Day for breakups and Singles’ Day for confession.

14. Play Lianliankan at home on Singles’ Day, and then eliminate you one by one.

15. From today on, you are no longer a bachelor, you have been upgraded to a popsicle.

16. Men can be tall, short, fat or thin, and women can be black, white, beautiful or ugly. This is a difficult thing in ancient times. I hope people will live forever and there will be no more singles!

17. It’s been more than ten years since Singles’ Day, but there’s still one year left?

18. It doesn’t matter if I can’t celebrate Singles’ Day, as long as the person I like celebrates Singles’ Day.

19. If you are single too, I won’t consider myself a bachelor.

20. What I cleared on Double Eleven was not my shopping cart, but my Alipay.

21. For singles, Singles’ Day is like an aunt, it hurts every time.

22. After living for so many years, Valentine’s Day has never been celebrated, but Singles’ Day has been celebrated quite a lot!

23. Ever since I fell in love with you, Singles’ Day has been celebrated every day.