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My girlfriend asked me to put two carp with her. What do you mean by two carp?

You are so stupid. Congratulations on finding a good wife;

1, crucian carp stands for "Ji"

2. Carp stands for "profit"

This is to hope that the two have "good luck." This is the rhythm of wanting to get married. Why don't you "propose" quickly, idiot!