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What song is about a handsome guy driving a broken four-wheeler?

Pick up the corns and do some cheating. Listen to me and tell you slowly.

Look up! A handsome guy! Drive a four-wheeler!

This little brother! It’s so fierce! Press the accelerator to die!

The broken car and bucket are awesome! There was black smoke coming out of the front of the car!

Hang a subwoofer behind your seat! Scream all the way!

Pass by me! Scared the hell out of me!

Look at the handsome guy! Look towards the face! There is a grain of rice in the corner of your mouth!

The teeth are burnt! His face turned gray! Hair made like a haystack!

My face is not washed! Your hair is not combed! Both eyes were full of scorn!

Look at the gray sweater! Flower coat!

There are holes and small openings!

Look at the thighs! Fat crotch! Legs are sharp!

When I slap my thigh, smoke comes out! Bo! It’s all a happy circle!

Look at his shoes! Black side! Grind endlessly!

Damu’s toes are looking at the sky! The socks are neither gray nor white!

I can’t tell you what color it is! The feet are all covered in dust!

The toe caps are black! I said handsome guys can really make trouble!

Listen to the subwoofer while working!

The handsome guy said! Brother, you don’t know!

Don’t listen to the subwoofer!

I want to sleep when I pick up the corn! Really makes me laugh!

A pair of couplets as a gift!

First line: I have an impatient personality and drive fast! Brother, don't be offended.

Second line: Have fun! Black smoke! Not just these two days.

Horizontal comment: The car burns engine oil.

Look left!

A family is hiring people to do it! Manage three meals a day!

At this moment, the fish belly is white! The craftsmen come from home!

Get off the car! Get to work! Move forward one by one!

These girls are really prodigal! A spread of corn can be thrown away!

Tie a gauze scarf! Wear a mask! A little talk and a set of knocks!

Don’t be ashamed of the bad things!

Dong parents! The West is short! Which girl is so shameless!

Who is Sun! Who is the master! Who broke the shoe with so-and-so!

Whose family is sweet! Whose family is suffering! Whose daughter-in-law is unreliable!

Zhang Jiama! Li family sheep! Whose sow is so good at jumping over walls!

This is awesome! That tiger! Just messing around all morning!

Sixty-five for half a day!

These people! Not stupid! Erbubiao!

One is sexier than the other!

A pot of tea and a pack of cigarettes! Talk and laugh for a day!

A pair of couplets as a gift:

First couplet: Hands work! The mouth is saying, one must be happy all day long,

Second line: Cursing in the heart! Smiling, working only for red banknotes.

Hengbiao: Kungfu craftsman.

Look left!

The harvester is walking in the field! The employer sits in the car and watches!

The big flying wheel whirls! Receive a large piece in no time!

Harvester! What a shout!

Falling down one by one! The corn leaves are flying all over the sky, and a lot of them will be picked up in a short time!

No need for coffee! No need to pick!

Carloads of cars are being driven home! One hundred and eighty an hour!

If you have money, you have to spend it like this! The driver works two shifts, black and white!

Three three-wheelers running hard! Even if you are tired, you will tell your fortune!

Poop your dick when you’re exhausted! After harvesting the corn, go to the field!

Bao rice sticks are available everywhere! Kick open the long ditch and look down!

The corn is browned in pieces! The left hand is carrying the basket and the hand is on the hip!

Holding a broken sickle in his right hand! I saw the corn picking out!

One kick, one step, one waist!

I wear this look a thousand times a day!

It seems like doing exercises! I’m exhausted and can’t do anything!

A pair of couplets as a gift:

First couplet: The corn harvest is so fast! How many sacks of corn should be thrown away?

Second line: Pay the money! It’s hard to say! If we don't collect it next year, we'll pull it down.

Horizontal batch! Love it or not

There is a family behind you! No more corns in the ground!

After splitting the stick, take it home! I have a peeling machine at home!

The broken thing is afraid of low battery!

Battery is low! Be anxious! The whole courtyard is full of corn peel!

Crack during the day! Grilled at night! It’s useless when the battery is full!

The corn is so chewy that it falls to pieces! The corn particles are all white!

The wind is blowing! The clouds are flying! The whole wall is full of shouts from Baomipizi!

The wind can blow up the house!

Baomi Maomao! Particles fill the room, floor, and corridors!

It makes you heartbroken!

A pair of couplets as a gift:

First couplet: If you don’t buy a peeling machine, you don’t know how hard it is to buy it, and it’s unreliable.

Second line: When buying a peeling machine, I don’t know how painful it would be if I didn’t buy it! My hand hurts and I can’t even lift it!

Horizontal batch! Broken pussy peeling machine.

One day I will be fine! Baomi ran home by herself!

My wife and children are on the hot bed! No need to worry about hard work!

One fell! Three are full! What a wonderful day it would be!