Funny sentences of single valentine's day

Funny sentences of single valentine's day

1) Real warriors should dare to face up to beautiful girls and dare to face bleak singles;

2) I am proud of being single, and I save rubber for my motherland. I am single. I'm ashamed. I waste paper for my country.

3) The revolution must succeed before the comrades work hard.

Chopin, if you can bring out the sadness of labor and capital, labor and capital will give you a dollar.

5) If two people have been together for a long time, it is romantic to stare at each other with big eyes and small eyes.

6) The person who will marry me in the future: I don't know who you are dating now.

7) The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but that I am invisible. You are online, you are online, and I am invisible.

9) I liked you when you were plump. Why are you so thin now? What makes me feel sorry? Oh, my wallet!

10) My sister is not the Mona Lisa, so she won't smile at everyone.

Single dog said it was funny.

1) I want people all over the world to know that I keep a low profile.

2) My love for you is as vigorous as a tractor climbing a hill.

3) My heart is not a bus, nor is it that you sit down when there is a vacancy.

4) others laugh at me for being too slutty, and I laugh at others for not being open.

5) People who are too rational will definitely miss the opportunity to go astray and miss the beautiful scenery along the way brought by mistakes.

6) Life is like rape. Since you can't get rid of it, you might as well enjoy it.

7) I have been infatuated with you for a long time, a little narcissistic!

8) I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.

9) Even if you are already taken, I will use flowers instead of trees.

10) There are thousands of men in the world, and it is really impossible to change them every day.

1 1) Why don't you study bulletproof vests with your face?

12) It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

13) I said I was a director, so she slept with me. The next day, I said I was an animation director, and she cried.

14) after hearing what you said, a sense of superiority in IQ arises spontaneously!

15) You are not a traffic policeman in my mind, so you have no right to interfere in my direction.

16) Don't argue with a fool, or others will not know who is a fool.

17) Don't pose in front of me, I'm afraid I can't help but want to drop my camera.

18) the wind blows and the water cools, and the strong man beats the dog, which is gone forever.

19) unrequited love is a successful mime, and it becomes a tragedy when it is said!

20) If I can forgive your vulgarity, can you tolerate my affectation?

Single dog is funny about classics.

2 1) People say I'm thin, but I'm not obviously fat.

22) Man is iron and rice is steel.

23) What can I say? There are still a few people who have a secret crush on me, and I know it.

When I heard the teacher say that he would start the fine again, I knew that he had spent all his salary.

25) The wife said: Let's compare who is handsome between these two fish. Handsome is tomorrow's dish.

26) You are calm because you are not afraid, and I am calmer than you because I am not afraid of your death.

27) God, wake up by yourself every day.

28) Many things are between injustice and affectation.

29) Reality raped the past, leaving behind evil seeds called memory.

30) Most people kissing in the park are not husband and wife, and most of them deliberately explain that they are not friends.

3 1) If I win 5 million, I think I'd better donate it to my account.

32) The growing, painful and happy days are called youth.

33) Goose, cut the curve with a knife, pluck the hair and pour the water, and order the pot!

34) Those who always say that others are pretending to be forced, you are not even pretending to be forced.

35) In this world, sincerity is scarce and should be thrifty.

36) How many children who are tone-deaf gain confidence from a song?

37) Women are like clothes, but big sister is a kind of temperament that you can't wear.

It's a long way to Xiu Yuan, so I'd better take a taxi.

39) I am single. I'm ashamed. I waste paper for my country.

Valentine's day single funny quotations

1, shoes don't know if they are suitable until they are worn on their feet. 2. A string that is broken in advance will be continued in the next life.

Can you leave a baa for my evil infidelity?

4, you celebrate your Tanabata, I drink my 7-up!

5. mm-hmm At this time. How many virgins have disappeared? Who can estimate?

7 is an odd number, so I want you to make a double even number.

7. I am still young. I only celebrate June 1 day, but Tanabata. Thank you.

I don't want anything for Valentine's Day. As long as you tell me, I will take care of your Valentine's Day.

9, 30 years old can not get married, parents are more anxious than themselves.

10, almost to Chinese Valentine's Day. How can you be so calm about someone who secretly loves me?

1 1. Everyone says I'm ugly, but I'm just not beautiful.

12, someone asked me, will you be alone on Tanabata next year? Nima, will I become a dog?

13, Valentine's Day, is it with your lover or your wife?

14, it's not that the road is rough, it's that you can't.

15, Valentine's Day, like Spring Festival, is full of gunpowder.

16, it's out of date to want to play or even watch Tanabata. It's good to have a pair, but it's good to destroy a pair with a mistress.

17, I was sad for several days to see you smile; I am very happy to see you cry for several years!

18, the furthest distance in the world is that Qixi has arrived, and we are not together yet.

19, on Chinese Valentine's Day, I stayed at home, fought all day, clicked the mouse and killed a pair, a pair, a pair.

20. Nima, today's Tanabata is like Singles Day.

2 1, suddenly found 13 14, on the other hand, it turned out to be dead.

22, the ancient road west wind thin horse, the sun sets, heartbroken people are waiting for your call!

I want to know which NB man my future wife is dating.

24. What is Valentine's Day? I haven't celebrated Valentine's Day since I was that old.

25. My friend asked me how to spend Valentine's Day on Tanabata. I said two words lightly, skip!

The only advantage of Valentine's Day is that you don't have to work overtime at night.

27. Women like bad men and don't like bad men.

Ladies and gentlemen, please sign here as soon as possible on Valentine's Day. If you don't sign in quickly, you will have sex.

29. People you like don't appear, and those who do don't like it.

30. In another hundred years, it will grow into a towering green onion.

Girls, do you want to celebrate Women's Day next month? Or do you want to celebrate Mother's Day next year? Tomorrow is your choice!

In order to wait for you, I missed the person waiting for me.

33. We wisely quit the movie market dispute on Valentine's Day and decided to see it tomorrow, haha!

34. Are there a few people who started planning before Tanabata, but on Tanabata, they played computer at home?

35. You and I are at the bridge, relatively speechless, warm and melting into the sky, and love is always lingering.

36. I waited for Tanabata, but I didn't wait for you I love.

37. Tanabata is here again! The first part: envy and jealousy; Bottom line: emptiness, loneliness and cold; Horizontal criticism: paralyzing my singleness.

38, Valentine's Day, who has a daughter to borrow one, will be big next year!

Without hard work, comrades, the revolution will certainly succeed.

40. Today is Valentine's Day. Walking in the street, being single is king, and being single is the key.

4 1, I hope my sister paper that loves me can send me a rose and my Chinese paper that loves me can send me a chrysanthemum on Tanabata.

42. It's good to be single, and it's good to be single with whoever you want.

43. Men and women should be equal, except of course those who are married. Happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata!

44. The most painful thing in the world is that you still have to spend Valentine's Day alone when you are obviously not single.

45. Play Lianliankan at home on Valentine's Day and eliminate one-on-one one-on-one

46, obviously not single, Tanabata is still a person.

47. Besides love, there are radishes in other people's fields.

48. May all lovers get married!

49. If you want a woman, you should give priority to spinning, crossing the magpie bridge and having children.

50. Take the initiative in everything. For example, you can climb the wall and wait for an almond.

5 1, single valentine's day, looking forward to the downpour that day.

52. Valentine's Day without lovers, only Singles' Day.

53. Wait for that person to appear quietly and laugh together to see the flowers bloom and fall.

54. Tanabata is not terrible. The terrible thing is that the person you like is spending Tanabata with someone else.

The roses along the way never felt that this festival was so far away from me.

56. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but that you spend Tanabata with your lover and I sing 7-up at home alone.

57. What an ironic holiday and a heavy heart.

58. Just received the imperial edict from the Jade Emperor: Cowherd and Weaver Girl fell off the magpie bridge because of excessive excitement, and Qixi was cancelled. Please tell each other.

59. I dreamed that my boyfriend died, and I cried very sadly. I woke up to find that I didn't have a boyfriend at all, and I cried even more sadly.

60. So far, among the curses I have seen about Tanabata, this is the most vicious: curse the weaver girl to menstruate on Tanabata!

6 1, someone asked me how to spend Tanabata, and I said frankly: laugh it off.

62. It seems that it's just you and me on Tanabata this year, my bed.

63. Just admit it, this Valentine's Day is still a special person.

64. It's not that I don't want to get married, but that I can't find a suitable marriage.

65, you drag, you drag, you are a pig eight quit reborn, except for a piece of meat, the rest did not bring, no one buried when you died. Happy Valentine's Day!

66, Tanabata Valentine's Day sale at a low price, sale at a low price!

67. Lovers celebrate Valentine's Day, while enemies celebrate Di Renjie.

68. I was the one who broke up on Valentine's Day.

69. I wish you a period on Tanabata!

70. There is a lover on Tanabata, but there is no lover's breath.

7 1, February 14 came. All shall be well, jack shall have Jill on Valentine's Day, and my wife is strict with women.

72. The so-called love story is that you say something that you don't even believe, but you want the other person to believe it.

73. Up to now, no one has come to confess, which is really suffocating!

74. Valentine's Day is not terrible. The scary thing is that you don't have the same person with you every year.

75. On the second day after Tanabata, a diaosi said: It was unnatural to see many women walking on the road this morning.

76. If you want to express your success today, you must have two conditions: one is to say, and the other is to get rid of it.

77. On Valentine's Day, when you see lovers all over the street, being single is actually the most popular.

78. Someone asked me how I plan to spend this Valentine's Day. Nonsense, of course, laugh it off!

79. I wish tomorrow's Valentine's Day will be sunny, and couples will be baked into scones.

80. I am most afraid of receiving Happy Valentine's Day. I want to ask, who will I be happy with?

8 1, I want to give a bad review to the mother of the future object. The delivery is too slow, and no one has received it yet.

82. Being single is a state, and two people are also a state, depending on how you want to live.

83, the future wife, don't be so good to your current object, it's not much use!

84. Love is only a luxury of life. If it is better, it can't die without it.

85. Looking for you: Anonymous is slim, looks extraordinary, gentle and lovely; Always in my heart. Please contact me if you know the whereabouts. Willing to pay with a diamond ring!

86. I am not single. I'm talking about a long-distance relationship because my boyfriend lives in the future.

87. All I need for Valentine's Day is a love letter and a confession.

88. Qixi Valentine's Day has passed. My mushroom coolie has a crush on me. Why are you so calm?

89. Chinese Valentine's Day, I hope to see my name in your signature or speech, ok?

90, future husband, don't worry, I am at home, not in the hotel.

9 1. Everyone who says "Long live the single" will keep silent when they see a couple.

92. On Valentine's Day, no one held my hand, so I put it in my pocket.

93, the evil new society, how come there is no arranged marriage, I am still single today!

94. For many people, whether Valentine's Day is estrus in the Spring Festival or spring is a question worth thinking about.

95. When I came into this world, I didn't intend to go back alive.

96. Tanabata is coming. Miss you and spend it alone.

97. One person is afraid of loneliness, and two people are afraid of failure.

98. Tanabata is used for breaking up, and April Fool's Day is used for confession.

99. What happened to Tanabata? As the days go by, the earth is getting bigger.

100, in other words, I have never received any roses except QQ expression. Is this a sad reminder?

10 1, I passed by your heart, not because I didn't want to stay, but because you refused to take me in!

102, there is no such thing as the first kiss. With the constant renewal of epithelial cells, every day is the first kiss.

103, the next time a boy laughs at your thick legs, you answer him: your legs are thin, and all three legs are thin.

104, really, let it pass after 00 on Tanabata, and old people like us will wait for Chongyang.

105, I wonder which fucking chick my future husband is dating now?

106, I am single and proud, saving rubber for my motherland. I am single. I'm ashamed. I waste paper for my country.

107, name requisition: my surname is Gao, and my girlfriend's surname is Guo. Please help me to choose a screen name, which is easy to remember and can reflect our surname. Reply: Pressure cooker.

108, a girl broke up with her boyfriend because she found it was cash on delivery after receiving roses. The man insisted that he didn't send flowers!

109, as long as you call on Valentine's Day, I will come to your side immediately.

1 10, Valentine's Day. Whether it's a phone call, a text message, or a buckle. I look forward to that sentence, I love you.

1 1 1, unexpectedly. I actually had a Valentine's Day today!

1 12, it seems that it's just you and me on Tanabata this year, my bed!

1 13, the idea of an animal holding my future wife's hand in the street on Qixi makes me angry!

1 14, Valentine's Day? Every day will come.

1 15, I'm not afraid to spend it alone, but I'm afraid you'll spend it with someone else.

1 16. Do you still find Sister Furong annoying when you see Sister Feng?

Valentine's day single humorous funny SMS group.

Valentine's Day single humorous funny short message group articles 1 1. Valentine's day is not terrible, what is terrible is that you don't have the same person with you every year.

No one likes loneliness, but they don't like disappointment.

On Valentine's Day, I want to dress beautifully, dress beautifully and eat melon seeds at home.

4. Asking me out on a date at this time is not love, but killing for money!

I am no longer single dog this summer. Please call me a hot dog.

No matter how far apart we are, we will meet in the most beautiful place one day. Don't forget our appointment

7. Valentine's Day is coming. Looking at the lovers in the street, they are very loving, and all kinds of smells come to mind, you know?

8. I am introverted and withdrawn, and I want to accompany you for three minutes for many years.

9. Life is not only the present, but also the previous invitations.

10. Today's me =98% acid +2% single.

1 1. You are Qian Qian in the crowd, and you are unique in my eyes.

12. I'm just an ordinary single genius.

13. The only person who loves each other is always with him. Some people in single dog are already accompanied.

14. The whole world is filled with the sour taste of love, and only I exude the fragrance of single dog.

15. Don't say that you are single dog, the dog will die at your age.

Valentine's Day Single Humorous Funny SMS Group Part II 16. On Valentine's Day, there is no need to wish lovers all over the world happiness. They are very happy today.

17. Today is, please pay attention to the two national conferences in these two days.

18. Singles Day is coming. Ugly people can't wait to find someone to make do with it Handsome people still stick to their principles and stay single.

19. Are you there? If you want to fall in love with me, don't breathe if you don't want to.

20. Today, the cold wave of dog food hit a large area. Please take preventive measures.

2 1. The carnival of festivals, the romance of lovers, and all the happiness have nothing to do with me.

22. Don't always belong to single dog. You are a single turtle by age, a single pig by size and a single idiot by IQ.

23. Love everything in the world, without exception.

24. I haven't missed Valentine's Day once, but it's Singles Day every time!

25. Actually, it's good to be single. You don't need to explain who you are having an affair with.

26. "Hey, why are you alone on Valentine's Day again?" "Half a person is afraid of scaring you."

27. Hello, do you like me? If you like me, take a deep breath

28. Stop saying that you are lonely and alcoholic, but you are actually single dog.

29. The great ship of love is sinking when it sinks. Only the big trees in single dog can stand.

30. On Valentine's Day, I suggest that you don't bask in presents. You can bask in your boyfriend or girlfriend. Maybe there is the same model, maybe there is an explosion.

Single valentine's day

1. If I don't love you, I won't miss you, I won't be jealous of the opposite sex around you, I won't lose confidence and fighting spirit, and I won't suffer. If only I couldn't love you.

2, delete everything, let time gradually kill memory.

Life is an empty city, full of confusing love.

There is no desert in the world. Every time I miss you, God drops a grain of sand, and there is Sahara from now on! There was no sea in this world, but every time I miss you, God will drop a tear, so there is the Pacific Ocean.

There is no perfect article in the world, just as there is no complete despair in the world.

6, too care about a person, but hurt yourself.

7. I love you, and I am willing to give up everything-including you-for your happiness.

8. I am most afraid of betrayal after using my heart.

9. I often say that I should be full of hope for life, but I don't know where the next intersection is.

10, I miss you so much. I broke the telephone line, burned my mobile phone card, emptied my wallet and took all the sleeping pills. Hey! But I still miss you.

1 1, mud is a nest! Mud is the smell of the nest! I look at the mud affectionately! I want to say to mud, I lack mud!

12, you don't want to mention the past, I didn't participate.

13, you promised, but forgot the person who has been waiting for you.

14, you have told me so much, and I am the only one left.

15, you are a poison. It permeates my blood, my nerves and my brain. On July 7th, I was poisoned. Please don't forget to give me the antidote.

16, you live in my heart in the name of love, and I am trapped in your prison as a supporting role.

17, Valentine's Day, I want to make a fish, let you braise it in soy sauce and steam it, and then lie in your tender stomach.

18, life has been so hard that some things should not be exposed.

19. If you can't forget him, don't forget him. True forgetfulness requires no effort.

20. If I hadn't encountered so many twists and turns, how could I have come to your side?

2 1, I remember the childhood sun has set from the caves and valleys of memory.

22. Everything has a price, and the price of happiness is pain.

23. Thank God for making me lonely and enduring the hardships of my soul.

24. Fear is a waste and an unnecessary explanation, so I still choose silence.

25. The gorgeous hairpin fell to the ground, and no one picked it up, a green and white Hosta and a golden hairy bird. The emperor couldn't save her, so he had to cover his face. Later, when he turned to look, there was blood and tears. ... and the porcelain mandarin ducks on the roof grow thick morning frost, and the jade is cold, so who and who * * *. -Eternal regret

Her sad and beautiful face is a poem that I will never get tired of reading all my life.

Meeting you in this life is like meeting a rainbow in the dark.

28. At the beginning, we knew that there would always be an end.

29. Insecure children always like to hold the quilt when they sleep.

I can't get used to it without him, because I have never been used to having him.

3 1. At night, you should look up at the stars in the sky. Mine is too small for me to tell you where it is. Never mind, my star is a star in your sky. So, you will fall in love with the stars all over the sky, and all the stars will become your friends.

32. The fish said to the water: You can't see my tears because I am in the water. Water said: I can feel your tears because you are in my heart.

33. The way raindrops slide off the glass is traceable.

34. These words tell a story that nobody understands. The pain of the whole city, I licked the wound alone.

35. Do you know what I want to eat on Valentine's Day? Boil you, fry you, steam you; Roast you, stew you and braise you in soy sauce; Fried you, fried you, cold salad you!

36. Love is a kind of care. Wherever you go, your heart is tied to the tip of your hair.

37. It's hard to love someone, and it's even harder to give up the person you love.

38, Sauvignon Blanc, Xiao Yuehan, night cold, lovers' day alone, Gu Ying from sorrow. It's hard to see and think, and it's hard to stay up all night with regrets and ask whether Iraq is merciful.

39. My life is full of warmth. I gave you everything, and you left me. How to smile at others in the future?

40. I want to write love as an immortal legend of Enemy at the Gates.

4 1, I want to put aside all indifference and be a warm and beautiful woman.

42. I have always had you in my heart, but the proportion has changed.

43. I used my whole youth to play dirty lies with you.

44. I am really strong, so strong that I cry every night.

45. In the end, all I want is to say frankly that I love you.