Clever response to boring topics, let boring people shut up.

Clever response to boring topics, let boring people shut up.

In work and life, I often meet some boring people and talk about some boring topics, which makes people very tired. How to deal with it? Please take a look at the coup:

△? How can you eat this stuff?

When the other person asks this sentence, it is usually when you are eating in your mouth. You can chew slowly and swallow before you answer him.

A: It's very simple. You see, that's how you eat. ? In the meantime, you have another bite to demonstrate.

B, seriously:? I think there are so many people starving in Africa that I have an appetite. ?

C, tell him a truth that outsiders don't know: Because it can cure colds! ?

△? I'm not disturbing you, am I?

A: I don't know. Tell me what you are doing so that I can decide. ? Sorry, I didn't notice. ?

B, you can't stand being bothered by him, you can say more seriously: I didn't ask before. Why do you ask this today?

C, is it? Not yet. ? After you answer, keep talking to another person, whether he walks away or questions you, you win.

△? I heard you got divorced?

Such people care too much about other people's private affairs. If you are good friends, you should already know your actual situation. Since he is? Do you hear me? Obviously, you never told him, and of course, you don't want anyone to know the meaning.

A, say after him:? I heard that, too. ?

B, ask him: Really? What time? He must be speechless.

C, when it is business, seriously say: Oh, you have to ask my legal adviser. He knows these things best. ?

△? Why didn't your husband come with you?

In social situations, you will feel too lazy to answer this sentence when you hear irrelevant people or people who are particularly nosy. The other party may be harmless. Judging from his attitude and tone, we can give the following different answers.

A, too lazy to pay attention to:? He didn't tell me. ?

B, or naughty: there is money at home and someone has to look after it. ? On weekends and sundays, he is afraid to go out. ?

C, with a sharp edge: He found it boring to come to this occasion and decided to save his strength. ?

△? You look terrible. What happened?

People who say such things often don't care too much about your feelings and don't care too much. Whether we have something on our mind or not, we always don't want to hear it from irrelevant people. You look ugly? Something like that

A. When this is an opportunity to make fun of yourself, make up something about your headache, backache and leg pain.

B, with a heavy tone: passed away. ? Just use the name of a dead big shot.

C, ask him: You say, what's the matter?

D, pretend to be kind and tell him the truth:? I have a question: this day is always like this every year. ?

E. pretend to be indifferent and say:? People are so boring that they naturally look bad. ?

△? Have you considered the consequences?

No matter what the consequences are, it is your own business whether you need to consider it or not, but there are such people who love to worry about others. Do you want to accept them? Kind? The initiative is yours.

A, suddenly realize:? Yes! I seem to have forgotten something, but this is the result! Thank you for reminding me. ?

B, seriously:? Your brain is spinning fast. Help me think. ?

C, pretending to be serious: God will consider it for me. ?

D, step by step: not yet. This is the next topic. ? Boring?

△? Is your job more important than our business?

This statement is very unreasonable. Needless to say, you have to go to work, which is fundamental and naturally important to maintain your life.

A, when it is a question:? By the way, this question is very interesting. I'm going to find a computer to answer it. ?

B, since he has decided that you can't answer at the moment, then you pass the buck: our boss certainly thinks that going to work is more important. ?

C, measure the value of both:? Of course, this is very important between us, but how can we live without work?

D, slightly ironic:? Of course it's business for us to be together. I go to work to kill boredom and boredom. ? It's a pity not to go to work. ?

△? What's your opinion? Why are you always silent?

You don't talk because he keeps talking. On any occasion, when we meet such a person, we can at least not listen to what he says. silence is golden. However, he is unwilling to be lonely, but he wants to test whether you are listening to him.

A: I don't speak Mandarin very well. ? This is best said in Mandarin, with clear pronunciation and mellow voice. )

B, ask him: Guess what the reason is?

C, make a fuss about his problem:? What do you want me to see? Or should I tell you?

D, with some irony:? I can't beat you. Let me think about it. ? You deprived me of everything. ?

△? Why doesn't a beautiful girl like you have a boyfriend?

There are generally only two kinds of people who ask this question: one is to speak without thinking; One is driven by curiosity.

A, how about a drink? Broken cans and broken falls? :? Cann't get married ?

B, give the other party a problem:? Some men say that beautiful girls are a disaster. You don't even know this?

C, is it? I want to ask my mother this question. Why did you make me so beautiful?

D, deliberately show? Secret? :? You want to know? Strange, I don't understand. ?

△? I know you are angry. ?

Usually the other person will say this after saying something that makes you unhappy. His attitude may belong to any of the following:

First, he showed his kindness; Second, with this sentence, I hope you will deny being angry and he will no longer feel guilty; Third, deliberately tease you, whether you are angry or not, his purpose is to tease you? If you are really angry, he will gloat.

A, encourage him to talk again and see if he can continue to talk: don't digress, I'm listening happily. ? Tell me, whether I'm angry or not is another matter. ?

B, is it? Everyone gets angry sometimes, but I'm not sure if I'm angry now. ?

C, is it? You don't have to be embarrassed. ?

D, is it? I didn't mean to blame you. ?

E, is it? Do you know how not to get angry?

△? You and. Are you in love?

If a friend doesn't ask this, he is usually a gossip.

A. rhetorical question:? I don't understand. Can you ask for me? Okay？ Keep your eyes open. ? Guess if we can fall in love?

B, ambiguous:? I said yes, do you believe it?

C. confidently: Does it matter to you?

D, slightly humorous:? Are you jealous? I don't want to explain. ?

△? You say you like me, who knows if you really mean it?

A. say firmly in an unquestionable tone:? Believe it or not is your right. There is no reason to like it. ?

B, change the focus of the topic:? I don't understand why you have so little confidence in me. Am I wrong?

C. Sarai:? How much sincerity do you want? I'll give it to you. ? I have a stupid mouth and can't express myself. Can you teach me to talk?

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