I like a girl, but I don’t know how to get her

Lesson 1:

Of course, you must first know the girl’s mobile phone number.

Secondly, you must be interested in her.

Send a text message: "I had a great time chatting with you last time. Can I invite you out to chat again?"

Note: If a girl agrees, the location she is looking for is a comparison. Quiet bars, don’t go to restaurants or bars for the time being.

Lesson 2:

Don’t forget to send a text message after you go home from the date: It was a pleasure chatting with you and I look forward to seeing you again. have a good night.

Let her know that you are a caring person.

The next day, you can also send her a funny text message, such as:

1. The chimpanzee accidentally stepped on the poop of the gibbon, and the gibbon helped it gently and carefully. After cleaning, they fell in love. When others asked how they got together, the chimpanzee said with emotion: Ape dung! It's all ape dung!

2. I am a bean, and I fell. I’m so discouraged, what can I do to get back on my feet? The answer is----you. There is such a thing called "Pig Encouragement Beans".

3. On the giant panda’s birthday, someone asked him what he wished for. The giant panda said: I have only two wishes in my life. One is to find a Chinese medicine doctor to remove the dark circles under my eyes, and the other is that I want to take a color photo.

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Let her know that you are a humorous person.

Note: Never post pornographic jokes.

Lesson 3:

When you get up in the morning, send her a text message:

Good morning! The early bird catches the worm today. How many were caught?

I remember a girl answered me like this:

The early worm is eaten by the bird. Haha, I am more like a worm.

Answer: La la la. The late bird catches the worm. I eat I eat I eat eat eat. Wow, what a big beauty bug! Just in time, full. Stayed for lunch.

Note: She is a beauty. Girls are more vain, so you can usually send text messages like this:

1. I saw you dressed up in a special way today, very cute.

2. My eyes are about to fall when I see you dressed so beautifully today. ~!~

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Don’t be stingy in describing your beauty, be as beautiful as you want.

Lesson 4:

After a period of contact and you have become somewhat familiar with it, it’s time for you to show off your tricks. In ancient times, Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty tried every means to rush Litchi to Chang'an for Concubine Bo. Now use your text messages to please the girl you like.

1. Hints and tricks: If there is an afterlife, let us be little mice, fall in love stupidly, live in a daze, cuddle up innocently, and be together silly. When the mountains were covered with ice and snow, we would nest in the warm haystacks, and I would hold you in my arms and feed you rat poison.

2. A text message in English is also good: hi, what are you doing now, close your eyes, i will be here by your side, miss you day and night!

3. Warm greetings: Are you busy? It's okay, I just want to tell you in a way that doesn't disturb you, that I'm thinking of you. I hope that when you receive my text message, you will have a smile on your lips, letting the friends around you know that you are happy.

4. Tease and tease, deepen the impression: I said: "You are a pig." You said: "I am a pig." From then on, I will call you "Pig", and finally one day you will Unable to bear it anymore, he shouted to me in public: “It’s weird that I’m not a pig.

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5. The trick of hinting is still effective: Listen, I want to chase you! I will recognize you! You are the one I have been looking for! I will definitely seize this opportunity! I I must chase you until I hit you! (You damn fly, I’ll slap you to death!)

6. The advantage of sending text messages is that you can say things that you usually dare not say in person, even if you feel sour and vomiting. , girls all like to talk sweetly and care about others:

If one day you feel tired, just turn around and my blessing will be by your side, no matter how far away, No matter how many years go by, this blessing will turn into blue stars, shining in the morning light, shining in the sunset, and shining in every inch of your life.

Do you know what I am doing? Give you five choices: A. : Miss you, B: Miss you very much, C: Miss you very much, D: I can’t miss you, E: All of the above

Lesson 5:

This lesson is about talking Talking about the quantity and quality of text messages:

1. Quantity is more important than quantity. Girls probably don’t like mothers-in-law fucking boys. Do you find it annoying to have your mother-in-law chatting around you all day long? It's a different matter if you want to pursue someone.)

2. Don't keep sending text messages copied from the Internet. Since you like her, use your brain and send text messages with your heart.

3. Occasionally, you will spend three days fishing and two days surfing the Internet, so you will be attacked by fierce text messages one after another, and suddenly you will not send a text message for a day or two. When your text messages become a part of a girl’s life, she will Are you wondering why she didn’t send me a text message today? When she takes the initiative to send you a text message, no matter what she says, you are already halfway to success.

4. Send enough text messages. After caring, the first text message a girl sends you is often to complain to you, such as "I'm so bored" and "I'm about to collapse". Hehe, what are you waiting for? Girls need help most when they need it most. It is easy to chase success, so encourage her quickly:

In fact, the sky is very blue, and the clouds will eventually disperse; in fact, the sea is not wide, and one shore is connected to the other; in fact, tears are sweet, when your wish comes true; in fact, I want you, Be happy every day.

You must stick to the direction of progress. No matter what happens, I will fight with you. I hope to see a strong me, and I hope to see a strong you. ! !

It’s a must to call her after texting her.

Lesson 6: Pay attention to the weather and send her a message every day. The weather forecast is for your MM:

The minimum temperature tomorrow will be 1 degree, and the maximum temperature will be 13 degrees. XX asked me to tell you: caring about the weather means caring about you. (XX, It’s you)

Don’t put the content in brackets in text messages. Don’t copy online text messages mechanically. Transform other people’s things into your own. That is the highest state!