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Yan Ruyu, the son of a stranger, is partial to the world of mortals.

Let's put it this way: you can eat by looks, but you have to rely on talent.

1, money is willful.

Throw a thousand dollars to buy a smile, willfulness is pride from the bones.

2. Don't sleep. Get up. Hello.

Don't put the ceremony on sleeping, eat, drink and get drunk in time

3. My heart is almost broken.

My heart has collapsed, like falling.

4. Say the important things three times

Say one corner and repeat it with three corners.

5. Which excavator technology is better?

Digging Nanshan, the dust is flying.

How to find ingenious skills, Qilu classroom.

6. I just want to be a handsome man quietly

The Jianghu is noisy and annoying, hiding in the Jianghu to be a beautiful man.

I advise you not to do Jianghu things. Jianghu has nothing to do with me.

7. You city people really know how to play.

The city of three miles, the hometown of seven miles.

Your child, how interesting.

8. Does your family know that you were hanged?

Adults are stupid, does your family know?

This painting is so beautiful that I dare not look at it.

As picturesque as a country, you can't bear to snatch its beauty with your eyes.

Extended data:

When the Republic of China was founded, although there was a tendency for modern vernacular Chinese to replace the old classical Chinese, there were not too many restrictions on the practical use of Cantonese. However, after the founding of the People's Republic of China, the accent of Putonghua was standardized as the national lingua franca, and Cantonese was increasingly influenced by Putonghua, so that many young people in Cantonese-speaking areas in Chinese mainland did not know the Cantonese pronunciation of some special terms. This situation has made many Cantonese speakers feel a sense of crisis in their mother tongue.

Reference materials? Baidu encyclopedia-vernacular