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Is there really a person in this world who doesn't roll over when shopping at night?
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Here are the results of eating for seven nights.
Please feel free to eat
Recently, I found that more and more people around me use Pinduoduo, which seems to have a kind of magic:
I can't stop buying it at buy buy because it looks amazing and cheap, but I don't think I will buy it again after receiving it, and then I will go to the next pit one after another for a few days.
-User @ I just want to leave.
We made a small survey in the community and Weibo. Surprisingly, most people think it smells good, and of course, some people complain about cheating in tears! !
Is a lot of goods really fragrant or pitted?
We asked nearly 100 people who bought things on Pinduoduo.
Let's see what happened.
Open mode1:10 billion subsidy
Apple series, headphones, switches, small household appliances
From the whole community and major netizens in Weibo.
10 billion yuan subsidy is a new activity launched by Pinduoduo to attract more users. In order to dispel everyone's concerns, we also launched genuine insurance jointly with China Life Insurance, with one fake and ten losses. People who have bought iPhone, switch, Lego and Maotai all say it smells good.
@ Sentuanzi expired: double 1 1, 128G apple, 6 199, which smells crazy.
@ Lan Xing: Double Eleven bought an iphone 1 1 and airpods2 suit, and the price of 4699 is really delicious.
@ Doby:1000000000000 yuan subsidy 699 to enter the second generation of AirPods, it smells good! The only experience in Pinduoduo is to buy AirPods. At present, I only dare to try10 billion subsidy.
@ A peach is not sweet: I bought a switch and a game card years ago, and it has been verified that it is a three-in-one and genuine. Later, the Japanese version of switch paid a premium and bought the most valuable "wealth management products" this year.
Recently, the Double Eleven started with Daewoo's multi-functional cooking pot. Eating hot pot is simply great and delicious!
Taobao's double eleven is the cheapest over 700, but many bloggers will have hidden group purchases (the price will be lower, around 500+). Pinduoduo only needs 504 yuan, which is exactly10 billion plus one in 28 yuan for cash-filled red envelopes.
@ Small Meat Roll:
There is a big gap between the pricing of Lego in foreign countries and that in China. Taobao mostly sells the purchasing price difference in the early stage, and there may be more wholesale prices in the later stage. With a subsidy from Pinduoduo, the reserve price of Taobao will be similar, and some styles will be lower than Taobao.
I recently bought a 3-piece set of Diablo mainframe at the original price of 1099x3. In particular, I would like to thank Pinduo for its tens of billions of subsidies a few days ago, so that I finally got three pieces at a price of 600 yuan.
Tips:
The only thing to pay attention to when placing an order in Pinduoduo is to look at the business information. Some are directly "Lego brands", and some will be called overseas stores. It is not recommended to buy in this kind of store.
It is equivalent to saying that when buying cosmetics, there is a store called Piggy Overseas Store. It is better to write Lancome brand store directly and look credible.
@ patjs: I have bought Maotai, Wuliangye, Apple charger, fruit and shoes, and I have never stepped on the pit.
Daily necessities, all kinds of gadgets do not poke.
Non-rollover
@ Small traffic jam: tissue boxes and small drawers that can be stuck under the table;
It is convenient to make full use of this space under the table and put some small sundries.
So are all kinds of non-porous shelves, small hooks and trolleys for kitchen storage:
Open mode 2: planting fruit trees
Classic brainwashing applet
Cherish life and stay away from pdd
@ Small traffic jam: When I returned to my hometown during the National Day holiday, my classmate Amway taught me the functions of various fruit trees. "After planting, it will be sent to your home. The fruit is delicious."
I believe.
So I began to plant trees, grow vegetables, water and steal water, and I had a good time. I just planted trees at home on the seventh day of National Day. ...
When stealing water, I also met a dog scratch, and I felt it instantly.
Go back to the era of Renren. Com and the whole people grow vegetables!
Deep experience of pdd's brainwashing applet is really poisonous. . . .
1. Invite friends
Once I started to take the road of Pinduoduo, and my conversation style with my friends became like this:
Family groups are like this. No matter how cold the world is, parents will never refuse you, Pinduoduo:
2. Magic brainwashing
Whenever it is opened late at night, the product copy pushed by big data is really exaggerated. That feeling is like-if pdd can be bigger and stronger, there will be no insomnia and fat people in this world.
I picked a few at random. Feel it:
Being mentally polluted, my eyes are going blind. . . .
3. progress bar pit: I feel almost successful!
If you want to eat your own fruit as soon as possible, you have to keep spelling out some things, such as 10 bottle of detergent, more than 20 pairs of socks, more than 30 rolls of paper towels, etc ... 5600 pieces have been spent.
The fruit trees have not been planted yet.
Hmm. How interesting
Open mode 3: fresh fruits and agricultural products
The smell of rollover is really good.
Many people place orders for fresh fruits in Pinduoduo. Whether it is fragrant or not, we are also passionate about ordering a wave to see.
The price of vegetables and fruits seems cheap, but the quality is very unstable, and it smells good when turned over.
Zhangqiu green onions, about 80cm, are simply weak in Shandong, where the average height of green onions is 150 cm.
It tastes neither sweet nor crisp, and it is spicy and exciting, and it is unqualified from taste to shape.
Xinjiang tomatoes have black spots when they are delivered, and there is a moldy smell near the pedicle. . .
Buy a good Shandong Rongcheng honey pot sweet potato;
It's very sweet. It tastes like sweet potato ice cream when dug out with a spoon!
Taobao searched, and the price is actually not much different.
5 kg postage, Pinduoduo 19.8, Taobao's highest-selling store 18.8, another Tmall store, 25.8.
Let's talk about fruit again.
The price is low and the postage is guaranteed. In order to reduce transportation loss, fruits with low maturity are usually produced, which has a great influence on the flavor and taste of fruits, and is completely different from fruits with mature origin.
Crispy persimmons are all green, so it is difficult to tell whether they are oranges or persimmons. It's still astringent after n days. It's hopeless.
Ginseng fruit is white out of the box, too raw to eat. There is 1 week left, and a box of food is less than 1/2.
Some fruits are not ripe yet, and when they are put on the wasteland, the old skins are wrinkled, and they still look "unfamiliar with you":
Ehime jelly orange, which is the number one seller in Shanghai, is also sour. ...
I also bought tribute oranges. All the tribute oranges I have eaten before are like this.
But the courier that Pinduoduo received was like this:
Regardless of the size, the key is that the maturity is not up to standard, the skin is green and yellow, and the skin is rough. The pulp is not so tender, sour, sweet and fragrant.
My view on fresh fruit is that if you live alone, you can't finish eating the whole box. If online shopping is only this level of fruit and quality, you can buy it in fruit shops and vegetable markets near your home.
Summarize in one sentence
There are good and bad things, but it is tolerable in terms of price.
Pinduo is a magical place that can always break through your imagination. Whether it smells good or not depends on the way it is opened:
Finally, I summed up some experiences for reference based on the opinions of netizens:
And an egg.
Are you also curious about how amazing the spray of "only three seconds at a time" is?
I'll take a look when I place an order horizontally. Anyway, I will "retire without sleep."
Packaging feels so useless that I dare not use it at all. I showed the composition list to the doctor of chemistry. He told me that the biggest principle of this thing may be:
Me?
From a scientific point of view, he said this:
Immediately stood up and sprinkled a circle of hhhhh into the office.
Colleagues have cast meaningful eyes.
Ok, I will continue to plant trees! Bye.
Digress
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Small traffic jam
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