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I'll let whoever treats me as a spare tire have a flat tire.

whoever treats me as a spare tire will have a flat tire

1. Those who let me down, I will send you away.

2. Why sleep for a long time when you are alive? You will sleep after you die.

3. Not everyone can make waves in my heart.

4. since you know it well, there is no need to make every sentence sensational.

5. It's good to be single. You can have an affair with whoever you want.

6. Please do a 36-degree uniform motion roll in the opposite direction to me.

7. I like the way I am immune to all kinds of poisons.

8. Anyone's man can grab it, but his best friend can't.

9. My enthusiasm is limited, so you should seize the time.

1. I can't bow my head, I don't know how to retain, and I'm not good at words. This may be me.

11. The social road is difficult, and some people have dogs.

12. The most hateful thing is not the mistress, but the little beggars who can't stand the temptation.

13. If you sleep or don't listen in class, but you study well, you are called Xueba.

14. You don't like it when I pour out my heart to you. When you need me, will you please go where you want to go?

15. Teacher, don't bother to change my deskmate. I can talk to anyone.

16. Couples in the class catch a lot, but I think being single is still better, isn't it?

17. Don't pin your happiness on others. Real happiness must come from yourself.

18. I'd rather keep silent than complain to those who don't care about me at all.

19. Your sympathetic love. Mushrooms cool me. No. Sparse. Han.

2. Don't think that you are very important. I can still live without you, and my life is more exciting!

21. Remember, one day, you will regret it.

22. If life kicks you a lot, don't forget to slap it twice. It's better to resist than to cry.

23. I don't want so many excellent people, but I only want you.

24. The most nonsense is the sentence on the cigarette case: Smoking is harmful to health!

25. He is fine without me. What qualifications do I have?

26. Don't say how brilliant you will be in the future. If you don't work hard, everything will be empty talk.

27. Dear, you played with my best friend, so I can only play with your brother.

28. I would rather be a woman among men than play with my head among women.

29. Stay away from me with ambiguity and be close to me with sincerity.

3. When you are my brother, you must be worthy of the word "brother".

31. Money is for dogs, heart for girlfriends and life for brothers.

32. The feeling of breaking up without saying a few words to others is not an emotion at all.

33. Women are books and men are pigs. Never expect pigs to read books!

34. Be a woman. Whoever takes you as a spare tire will have a flat tire.

35. I have a perfect me and you who are indispensable. Domineering girls talk about being a female man, who will let you have a flat tire when you are a spare tire

First, I don't have hooliganism, I call it non-mainstream, do you understand?

second, personality talk so much, how many can you get into your heart! Xiaoyong

Third, don't talk about kidnapping each other in the name of love. If you really love, why care about triviality

Fourth, your melancholy eyes can't go back so sincerely

Fifth, your love is like a fire, but I can't watch you burn yourself.

Sixth, you can give a smile to anyone, but you just need to give your heart to one person.

Seven, please forgive me for liking you for so long.

Eight, if the relationship is awesome, spend one; If you have a bad relationship, say

9. I thought I was invincible and invulnerable, but I didn't expect to be a child who would cry after all.

1. Instead of making excuses everywhere, just say I don't love you.

Xi. Do you know what it's like to love deeply? It's like the room suddenly getting dark. I'm not looking for the light, but looking for him.

12. Do you remember the feeling of being so fond of it? I remember, but I never dare again.

XIII. Age is not a problem, height is not a distance, and the key position should be aligned.

XIV. Can't forget that ungrateful person? Have you never regretted it?

XV. Teacher: Don't wait for the youth's head. Student: Yes, it costs money to dye black.

16. A lovelorn love is like cutting a burnt hair. Comfort is just warm nonsense.

17. Maybe you won't come back, maybe we won't meet again. Maybe you found her and I found him.

18. The only advantage of wearing a school uniform is that, secretly, you and the person you like wear a couple's costume. .

nineteen, many things are clear to only two people, but twenty people talk about them.

Twenty, I'm not her. How can you defeat thousands of troops in your heart?

twenty-one, young people have a small world and big dreams, and there is still a modest sadness hidden

twenty-two, what I am afraid of is not three years of struggle, but a paper that denies my efforts

twenty-three, then who, don't use your lies to uncover my scars! ! !

twenty-four, be a woman. You can let someone who treats you as a spare tire have a flat tire.

Twenty-five, you hold me from behind and say don't go. You didn't exert yourself, but why do I hurt so much?

Twenty-six, it's hard to love someone, and it's sad to miss someone.

Twenty-seven, I have to take care of others' feelings in everything. I take care of others, so who will take care of me?

29. Do you know what it's like to love deeply? It's like when the room suddenly gets dark, I'm not looking for a light

3. When you struggle in the dark, even your shadow will leave you.

thirty-one, there are too many stars around the moon, but I am just one in the vast starry sky, but I foolishly hope to be the brightest one.

thirty-two, even if I am unhappy, I will never disturb the happiness of others. This is the principle.

33. Loving you is my only persistence and my only reason, even though we have the deepest memory and the most painful cherish.

34. Edison once went out to play with a couple and came back to invent the light bulb.

35. Now I understand that there are really feelings that can be loved and accepted even if you betray.

thirty-six, you and I can't learn to struggle

thirty-seven, no matter what he does to others, you just need to know how he treats you

thirty-eight, and it was stupid to remember me when I was sick in order not to stand up

thirty-nine, I hate being so mature that I don't want you to look at me with tears but laugh beautifully as if I were drinking snow in winter

forty, I only value the people who are with me when I have nothing. I will be an onion in the next life. Whoever bullies me will make them cry.

1. In the dead of night, I often ask myself whether it was right or wrong to decide to come to the earth to develop.

2. You can't even cheat, so how can you rest assured that you will enter the society?

3. In class, someone sent a note. When I saw the content, I really wanted to beat him ... It said: Are you there?

4. Skillfully using "none of my business" and "none of your business" can save 8% of life time.

5. Every time I take an exam paper home, the first thing to do is to wear cotton trousers to meet the storm.

6. I love you until the news broadcast finale.

7. What happened to my flat chest? Don't you know that the stability of our school is all my fault?

8. Reading in peacetime is a thirst for knowledge, while reading before exams is a desire for survival.

9. After winter, the world is divided into two parts, the part under the bed and the part outside the bed

1. Life is a bowl of hot and sour soup, and you can find balance and happiness in the sour and spicy.

11. Life is like a box of chocolates. I'll never know how much weight I can gain by eating one more

12. Actually, I was not short before, but I often took a shower and shrank later.

13. Some people say that love makes a person humble, and love makes a person lose himself

14. Don't be nervous. I am the only normal person in a mental hospital.

15. The so-called sleeping goods can be summarized in one word: spring sleep, summer fatigue, autumn nap and hibernation.

16. The bell for class is more pleasing to the ear than the national anthem, and the bell for class is more collapsing than anxiety.

17. Gold always glows, and you glass slag can only reflect light!

18. The so-called low-key is just a high-profile gesture.

19. Promise Chairman Mao: I will never pinch the flowers of the motherland again. I will pinch the flowers and bones.

2. A good horse doesn't turn back to grass unless it is a rotten fairy grass.

21. For a person who looks like a failure, looking in the mirror is equivalent to watching a ghost film.

22. Don't rob me. Although I can't play coquetry, I can wrestle.

23. Only when there is a long queue at the railway station can you truly realize that you are a descendant of the dragon.

24. You think too complicated about others because you are not simple.

25. I have a conscience, but I usually put it in the safe.

26. People who say good night to sleep are often still in an ostentatious manner after half an hour.

29. I want to be an onion in my next life. Whoever bullies me will make me cry.

3. Gather people who like to shake their legs together and give each of them a sewing machine

31. I have never told you my real identity, but I am actually Snow White.

32. Being beautiful is annoying. If I were a boy, I would have married myself.

33. Rome wasn't built in a day, and it wasn't built in a day.

34. When you have been in contact with someone for a long time. You will find all his faults

35. It is said that the tears you shed are the water in your head.

36. Gradually, gradually, some people always become mean.

37. I'm going to have a haircut, and my neck is twisted when I jilt Liu Hai.

38. Love is like a joke. It kills others and hurts yourself.

39. Damn it, why can't homework be "copied" and "pasted" like a computer?

4. You think you will be in my heart for a long time. I tell you, you think too much.

41. It's not that I don't want to lose weight. I'm just afraid of rebounding.

42. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

43. Confucius said: If you don't sleep at noon, you will collapse in the afternoon. Laozi said: Confucius is right.

44. Eat steamed buns. Eating pickles. The rest of the money to fall in love.

45. Businesswomen don't know how to hate national subjugation and do their homework all day.

46. When I was young, I would cry when I was sad. When I grow up, I will laugh when this happens.

47. There are too many bacteria in the outside world, and I'm afraid I'll be infected as soon as I go out.

48. The highest level of self-help for capable people is to help the wall in and help the wall out. Who has warmed my heart, who is distressed that I have cried

1. Love, in the final analysis, is still a distressed thing. If you have been distressed, it means that you have been loving and when you are numb and indifferent, then love is over and love is cold.

2. From the beginning, I knew that all endings had been written, and you must be a tear in my heart, pure and sad.

3. The only way to cure the wound of love is to love doubly.

4. After all these years, there is nowhere to put the past.

5, there is a kind of fate, which becomes a landscape after letting go; There is a heart that shows sincerity in insisting on China

6. I often hear that masculinity is feminine. Do you know what masculinity is and what femininity is? Masculinity means being open-minded and brave, and femininity means being gentle and considerate.

7. The only thing that can last forever in this world is not time, not love; Not life, not hate; Not a wound, not a pain; Not memories, not tears. The only thing that can last forever is the past that happened.

8. Plain is true, that's right, but it should be plain after passion, and then passion will be revived, and then plain.

9. Life is short, but love is long.

1. In this world, even in the loneliest corner, there will be sunshine of love. Where there is love, there will be paradise everywhere.

11. Your love flies high in a flying dove.

12. Love is endless.

13. I just have no ideal. My ideal is you.

14. Love is all ordinary people. After decades of dragging and dragging, it may not be much love. How much love can be turned into a butterfly? Most of the time, we are the flies, and we buzz in pairs, and it will soon be over in our lives.

15. whoever warms my heart will feel sorry for my crying.